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laurenk182004
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*spelling? lol
Anyways! So, I take a bath, put on some makeup and a slinky nighty (told u it was inappropriate) and I'm giving the husband little kisses and stuff and he tells me to wait until the price is right is over! are u friggin' kidding me?! We have a DVR recorder...I am so ticked off right now.
Anyways! So, I take a bath, put on some makeup and a slinky nighty (told u it was inappropriate) and I'm giving the husband little kisses and stuff and he tells me to wait until the price is right is over! are u friggin' kidding me?! We have a DVR recorder...I am so ticked off right now.
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*spelling? lol
Anyways! So, I take a bath, put on some makeup and a slinky nighty (told u it was inappropriate) and I'm giving the husband little kisses and stuff and he tells me to wait until the price is right is over! are u friggin' kidding me?! We have a DVR recorder...I am so ticked off right now.0 -
Prediction: You'll have a headache before the Final Showcase Showdown....0
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Oh, I HATE when men do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My hubby does it all the time. I would say just wait him out now. Don't offer it anymore.0
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yeah...how romantic is it when it's always planned?! or he'll be like..wanna have sex? I mean come on! Just kiss me and drag me in the bedroom..lol don't ask!0
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Maybe you should do the kissing and the dragging:bigsmile:0
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LOL I have tried...he wants to watch tv..whatever! I guess I'll go to bed now...lol talk to you guys tomorrow
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yeah...how romantic is it when it's always planned?! or he'll be like..wanna have sex? I mean come on! Just kiss me and drag me in the bedroom..lol don't ask!
said in the same tone as, "Wanna go to Walmart?"
Not like I know from personal experience or anything.
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Prediction: You'll have a headache before the Final Showcase Showdown....0 -
The other night my husband head-butted me because he wanted to have sex. Numerous times. I was like, "What are you doing?"
WEIRD! And not really sexy....0 -
The other night my husband head-butted me because he wanted to have sex. Numerous times. I was like, "What are you doing?"
WEIRD! And not really sexy....
WHAT?! That is bizarre! Had he always had some sort of mountain goat fetish? :laugh:0 -
The other night my husband head-butted me because he wanted to have sex. Numerous times. I was like, "What are you doing?"
WEIRD! And not really sexy....
I think that's actually pretty funny. It would definitely make me laugh.0 -
i agree 100%:drinker:yeah...how romantic is it when it's always planned?! or he'll be like..wanna have sex? I mean come on! Just kiss me and drag me in the bedroom..lol don't ask!0 -
:noway:
Uhm.....
Hmm.....
I was going to comment, but instead I guess I'll go cry myself to sleep in my lonely cold bed.
*sigh...some people don't know how good they got it.*0 -
yeah...how romantic is it when it's always planned?! or he'll be like..wanna have sex? I mean come on! Just kiss me and drag me in the bedroom..lol don't ask!
said in the same tone as, "Wanna go to Walmart?"
Not like I know from personal experience or anything.
:noway: .........
Again....I was going to comment, but I'll just cry myself to sleep in my lonely cold bed....
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u look good i don't know why you're lonely0
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lol :laugh: :laugh: i know the feeling my husbands the same way0
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lol :laugh: :laugh: i know the feeling my husbands the same way
I think this thread is going to give me a complex.....*develops nervous tick from frustration at the men in this thread*0 -
sgtinvincible you must be one of thoes spontanious guys that we have to live with out.... Bless the woman that ends up with you :drinker:0
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I showed this to my boyfriend and he said, "The Price is Right is _The Price is Right_ She'll get over it."
Welcome to my world, darling :flowerforyou:0 -
Make him PAY you for the "next" pleasure session, and you let him know when and IF THE PRICE is RIGHT! :smokin:
(I'd make him take me on a date....nice dinner...romantic park walk....He better work for it THIS time...it ain't fo free!)0 -
well said amanda! sgt is an awesome guy, and im honored to call him my friend. If the timing of life were different...
i shall be a good girl now. love ya sarge 0 -
we might have to fight for him
IF the timing were differnt ... lol0 -
yeah...how romantic is it when it's always planned?! or he'll be like..wanna have sex? I mean come on! Just kiss me and drag me in the bedroom..lol don't ask!
said in the same tone as, "Wanna go to Walmart?"
Not like I know from personal experience or anything.
:noway: .........
Again....I was going to comment, but I'll just cry myself to sleep in my lonely cold bed....
*sigh.....*
want a blankie?
don't cry.. I'll come hang out
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You guys rock.
to all my peeps!
-Grandmasta J0 -
Sorry J, didn't mean to give you a complex...lol It was just so frustrating and I had to talk to MFP peeps! lol Anyways...I had him go switch the laundry over instead..lol he looked at me like I had 3 heads when I head to the bedroom and said "Honey, could u switch the laundry over please?" LOL I thought he was gonna say no, but he did it! Hooray! lol0
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Sorry J, didn't mean to give you a complex...lol It was just so frustrating and I had to talk to MFP peeps! lol Anyways...I had him go switch the laundry over instead..lol he looked at me like I had 3 heads when I head to the bedroom and said "Honey, could u switch the laundry over please?" LOL I thought he was gonna say no, but he did it! Hooray! lol
Well, at least something was rocking a rolling in your house last night then. (Dryer)
I hope that you have more luck in the future in tansferring the 'spin cycle' to the bedroom.
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Sorry J, didn't mean to give you a complex...lol It was just so frustrating and I had to talk to MFP peeps! lol Anyways...I had him go switch the laundry over instead..lol he looked at me like I had 3 heads when I head to the bedroom and said "Honey, could u switch the laundry over please?" LOL I thought he was gonna say no, but he did it! Hooray! lol
Well, at least something was rocking a rolling in your house last night then. (Dryer)
I hope that you have more luck in the future in tansferring the 'spin cycle' to the bedroom.
That reminds me of a song... "It's been a long time since I rock n' rolled... "
ha ha..
sad.
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look at you J ..lol...such a stud!
hugs!
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look at you J ..lol...such a stud!
hugs!
Jen
If you are referring to the 2x4 that is vital in home building, then I don't quite see the comparison.....
:laugh: (Although, I feel as stupid as a beam of wood sometimes. lol)0 -
Sorry J, didn't mean to give you a complex...lol It was just so frustrating and I had to talk to MFP peeps! lol Anyways...I had him go switch the laundry over instead..lol he looked at me like I had 3 heads when I head to the bedroom and said "Honey, could u switch the laundry over please?" LOL I thought he was gonna say no, but he did it! Hooray! lol
Well, at least something was rocking a rolling in your house last night then. (Dryer)
I hope that you have more luck in the future in tansferring the 'spin cycle' to the bedroom.
That reminds me of a song... "It's been a long time since I rock n' rolled... "
ha ha..
sad.
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*Air five to my fellow 'ain't no spin cycle goin on anywhere but the laundry room' hottie in THA BACK!!!*0
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