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  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    I went through the same thing but we weren't married yet.
    I got rejected almost every day. But now that he's home more, the roles have changed.


    You...had relations....before you were....married? I thought that was only a myth!?! You mean....YOU CAN DO THAT NOW!?!?! :noway: :noway: :noway:
    Hush J :happy:
    Where can I find honey dust? :indifferent:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    I went through the same thing but we weren't married yet.
    I got rejected almost every day. But now that he's home more, the roles have changed.


    You...had relations....before you were....married? I thought that was only a myth!?! You mean....YOU CAN DO THAT NOW!?!?! :noway: :noway: :noway:
    Hush J :happy:

    Yes ma'm. :smile: :blushing:
  • 5KNohno
    5KNohno Posts: 503

    Where can I find honey dust? :indifferent:

    :blushing: www.kamasutra.com:blushing:
  • mjfer123
    mjfer123 Posts: 1,234 Member
    No tv show is more important than sex for this guy. ESP not price is right. seriously! I thought it was the guys in marriage who wanted sex and the woman who held out. This string has taught me otherwise. I think my girlfriend would agree we have a pretty healthy bedroom life. :wink:
    Im going to tell my girlfriend tonight to smack me if I ever choose TV over sex.
    And sgt, take this as a compliment, youre a man ho! lol.
    I hope you have better luck in the future with your husband, and I have to give props to the women who "take what they want"
  • beautifulbay
    beautifulbay Posts: 159
    No tv show is more important than sex for this guy. ESP not price is right. seriously! I thought it was the guys in marriage who wanted sex and the woman who held out. This string has taught me otherwise. I think my girlfriend would agree we have a pretty healthy bedroom life. :wink:
    Im going to tell my girlfriend tonight to smack me if I ever choose TV over sex.
    And sgt, take this as a compliment, youre a man ho! lol.
    I hope you have better luck in the future with your husband, and I have to give props to the women who "take what they want"

    My husband would fully agree with this post! All I have to do is show a leg and say "want some?" lol
  • yellow_pepper
    yellow_pepper Posts: 708 Member
    Anyone ever see this portrayal of "Married with Children" that appeared on "The Simpsons"? Too bad I can't find it on YouTube. :laugh:

    Setup: Peg and Al Bundy are sitting on the living room sofa (in front of the TV, of course).

    - Peg: Al... let's have sex...
    - Al: No, Peg.
  • ToTheLove
    ToTheLove Posts: 357
    *spelling? lol
    Anyways! So, I take a bath, put on some makeup and a slinky nighty (told u it was inappropriate) and I'm giving the husband little kisses and stuff and he tells me to wait until the price is right is over! are u friggin' kidding me?! We have a DVR recorder...I am so ticked off right now.

    All I have to say is either way your husband is lucky.
    Because in my 10 years of marriage, I have NEVER approached him like that. Poor guy:laugh:
    If I ever did that I think he'd fall off the couch (with remote still in hand) I'm so out of practice, if I try to do something like that we both just start laughing! I know, sad marriage! He's lucky if he gets anything once a month!

    All I can say is that I love it when my special someone approaches me with 'fervor'. It makes me feel loved and treasured, not to mention desired. Guess that's why it's so hard for me to figure out what the guys in this thread are thinking.....*shrug* Beats me.


    -J:heart:

    I'll tell you what they're thinking... they're thinking "Ok, I'm with this girl every day and I already have her so there's no reason to impress... PLUS I'd rather watch The Price is Right", or in my case the Twins or the Food Channel or read a book or play a video game or sit and count the dots on the ceiling....... :sad:
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    Okay so this is probably bordering on TMI, but since we are all adults, here goes. Though if my mom ends up getting on here like I've asked her to....well :blushing: :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
    When we were first married and hubby worked second shift I would stay up almost every night, get dolled up and have the loving waiting for him when he walked through the door. I can't count the times he walked in, said "Hey, hon," and plopped on the couch or headed straight for the computer. I felt so rejected and went to bed with my feelings hurt.

    After fourteen years I can definitely say things have gotten better. He appreciates the invitation more - with five kids, spur of the moment is hard to come by. I have learned to give him some time to unwind from work or other stressful situations before approaching him. I've learned that it's not a personal rejection of me(Okay, actually stilll working on this one - being fat definitely has taken a toll on my self-confidence). I've learned to tell him how I feel instead of just getting upset(Okay still working on this too ). After a recent misunderstanding, he asked, "What's wrong with you?" When I explained, he was like "Ohhhh. I didn't know," which brings me to another thing I've learned - Men can be completely clueless. After talking with other ladies I've come to the conclusion that someone needs to write a book that is mandatory reading for all husbands. (I believe intimacy should be within marriage.) It should go something like this: When your wife takes a completely unnecessary shower, uses your favorite body wash, barely towels off, and presses her damp body up against you.... SHE WANTS SEX. :heart: When your wife puts on perfume and fixes her hair right before bed...SHE WANTS SEX. :heart: When your wife wears slinky red lingerie, or black lingerie, or hot pink lingerie, or any lingerie, or no lingerie...SHE WANTS SEX. :heart: When your wife leaves a package containing honey dust and almond oil in your chair...SHE WANTS SEX. :heart: When your wife asks you if you're hungry while holding strawberries, whipped cream, and chocolate while standing in the bedroom door...SHE WANTS SEX. :heart: If your wife.... Okay, I think you've got the idea, but sometimes when you think, "How in the world could they NOT KNOW????" They just don't.


    :noway:


    Well, I've always responded well to being straddled while she takes her shirt off...but that's about as subtle as I can get. :wink:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: (It's so true too)

    :noway:
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member

    Where can I find honey dust? :indifferent:

    :blushing: www.kamasutra.com:blushing:
    Oh yummy!
    Thanks! :bigsmile: :blushing:
  • timisw
    timisw Posts: 391 Member
    Make him PAY you for the "next" pleasure session, and you let him know when and IF THE PRICE is RIGHT! :smokin:

    (I'd make him take me on a date....nice dinner...romantic park walk....He better work for it THIS time...it ain't fo free!)

    From a guys point of view, probably what caused the situation in the first place!

    Its such a vicious cycle between pure sex vs romance vs libido vs hormones vs headache vs waking up early...

    Guy - I will be romantic AFTER getting some
    Girl - I will give some AFTER he is romantic

    Ends up getting to the point where "Price is Right" is just easier!

    Sure is nice when the relationship is balanced though!
  • food_junkie
    food_junkie Posts: 434
    Hahahahaha I love MFP.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Good grief! I hit the gym and do some grocery shopping and come back and the turn this thread has taken!!! Kamasutra??? Hahaha! Gutter gang in the houuuuseeee!!!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Make him PAY you for the "next" pleasure session, and you let him know when and IF THE PRICE is RIGHT! :smokin:

    (I'd make him take me on a date....nice dinner...romantic park walk....He better work for it THIS time...it ain't fo free!)

    From a guys point of view, probably what caused the situation in the first place!

    Its such a vicious cycle between pure sex vs romance vs libido vs hormones vs headache vs waking up early...

    Guy - I will be romantic AFTER getting some
    Girl - I will give some AFTER he is romantic

    Ends up getting to the point where "Price is Right" is just easier!

    Sure is nice when the relationship is balanced though!

    I don't have one romantic bone in my body, luckily hubby doesn't either. :laugh:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    This post is TOOO funny
    You mean there are guys that don't want it anytime/all the time?
    On a side note, I think men just get 'worse' as they get older

    LOL.....

    Ok, so did I miss something
    Did DH get lucky AFTER price is right was over :)

    Kim
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    This post is TOOO funny
    You mean there are guys that don't want it anytime/all the time?
    On a side note, I think men just get 'worse' as they get older

    LOL.....

    Ok, so did I miss something
    Did DH get lucky AFTER price is right was over :)

    Kim


    Honestly, along those lines, I can say that the more in shape I am, the randier I am. When I was heavy, I didn't feel attractive, so I was kinda uncomfortable with it. But as I get cuter, I am like 'AWWWW YEEEAAAAHHH!'

    I do think age and self image has something to do with it, as does complacency. But how anyone could watch Drew Carey make a spectacle of Bob's golden dream, over sweet sweet lovin' I'll never know. *shrug*
  • iluvsparkles
    iluvsparkles Posts: 1,730 Member
    But how anyone could watch Drew Carey make a spectacle of Bob's golden dream, over sweet sweet lovin' I'll never know. *shrug*
    LMAO
    well said my friend. well said. Havnt watched a single episode since!
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
    Good grief! I hit the gym and do some grocery shopping and come back and the turn this thread has taken!!! Kamasutra??? Hahaha! Gutter gang in the houuuuseeee!!!
    She should have been in our chat yesterday.:laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Good grief! I hit the gym and do some grocery shopping and come back and the turn this thread has taken!!! Kamasutra??? Hahaha! Gutter gang in the houuuuseeee!!!
    She should have been in our chat yesterday.:laugh:

    What did I miss? I mean, there was another chat besides you showing your knowledge of sex toys Joanna???? *Snickering!!!*
  • 5KNohno
    5KNohno Posts: 503
    But how anyone could watch Drew Carey make a spectacle of Bob's golden dream, over sweet sweet lovin' I'll never know. *shrug*
    LMAO
    well said my friend. well said. Havnt watched a single episode since!
    Just ain't the same.
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    I'm still trying to figure out who thought Drew Carey would be a good replacement for Bob Barker???? WTH??? I like Drew Carey in "Whose line is it anyway" But be real, on The Price is Right??? No way.
    And chosing that over sex???? Wow. Just wow. My dh would be like "Click" "Hot Damn, let's go!"
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    I went through the same thing but we weren't married yet.
    I got rejected almost every day. But now that he's home more, the roles have changed.


    You...had relations....before you were....married? I thought that was only a myth!?! You mean....YOU CAN DO THAT NOW!?!?! :noway: :noway: :noway:



    Why doesn't anyone tell me these things!!! :sad:

    J - You wouldn't buy a car without test-driving it first, would you??? :noway:

    :bigsmile: KB
  • Adele
    Adele Posts: 159 Member
    Wow - I honestly have to say that in my 11 years of marriage my husband has only said no twice!!!!

    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:
  • beautifulbay
    beautifulbay Posts: 159
    Wow - I honestly have to say that in my 11 years of marriage my husband has only said no twice!!!!

    :blushing: :blushing: :blushing:

    mine too, in our 14 years
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Actually I don't think my husband has truly ever said NO either! During football season, he might not be as "one-track minded" as usual.........but if nothing else he can DVR it! LMAOOO!!!!!!
  • Caramel Cutie
    Caramel Cutie Posts: 96
    *spelling? lol
    Anyways! So, I take a bath, put on some makeup and a slinky nighty (told u it was inappropriate) and I'm giving the husband little kisses and stuff and he tells me to wait until the price is right is over! are u friggin' kidding me?! We have a DVR recorder...I am so ticked off right now.
    You DID NOT get jipped over The Price is Right!!!!:frown: He needs to be put on restriction!!!
  • abbychelle07
    abbychelle07 Posts: 656 Member
    Okay, so I don't know how many husbands are like this but I totally need to "play hard to get" with my man. If I come on to him - TURN OFF! If I say, "Man, I haven't shaved in a month, I smell bad, and I also feel like I'm going to barf all over myself any second" - TURN ON!

    Seriously!

    I was trying to get him into bed for days, one day I felt awful and was dressed in really gross pjs and I couldn't get him off of me! :laugh:

    The funniest part is that he doesn't know this about himself, and I'm not going to tell him now that I have figured it out. He just said last night, "You never come on to me anymore!" (sad face from hubby) I said, "Oh really?" when I was thinking, "Yeah, and look how much sex we are having!!!!" :laugh:
  • beautifulbay
    beautifulbay Posts: 159
    :laugh: clueless

    maybe he secretly likes to be in charge?
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    Okay, so I don't know how many husbands are like this but I totally need to "play hard to get" with my man. If I come on to him - TURN OFF! If I say, "Man, I haven't shaved in a month, I smell bad, and I also feel like I'm going to barf all over myself any second" - TURN ON!

    Seriously!

    I was trying to get him into bed for days, one day I felt awful and was dressed in really gross pjs and I couldn't get him off of me! :laugh:

    The funniest part is that he doesn't know this about himself, and I'm not going to tell him now that I have figured it out. He just said last night, "You never come on to me anymore!" (sad face from hubby) I said, "Oh really?" when I was thinking, "Yeah, and look how much sex we are having!!!!" :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is hilarous! MEN!!!
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
    One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!

    Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent:

    :heart: KB
  • icupfunny2000
    icupfunny2000 Posts: 470 Member
    One thing I had to get use to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've got 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!

    Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent:

    :heart: KB



    LMAO bump uglies!!!!!! thats funny...
    j~
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