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I went through the same thing but we weren't married yet.
I got rejected almost every day. But now that he's home more, the roles have changed.
You...had relations....before you were....married? I thought that was only a myth!?! You mean....YOU CAN DO THAT NOW!?!?! :noway: :noway: :noway:
Why doesn't anyone tell me these things!!! :sad:
J - You wouldn't buy a car without test-driving it first, would you??? :noway:
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Wow - I honestly have to say that in my 11 years of marriage my husband has only said no twice!!!!
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Wow - I honestly have to say that in my 11 years of marriage my husband has only said no twice!!!!
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mine too, in our 14 years0 -
Actually I don't think my husband has truly ever said NO either! During football season, he might not be as "one-track minded" as usual.........but if nothing else he can DVR it! LMAOOO!!!!!!0
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You DID NOT get jipped over The Price is Right!!!!:frown: He needs to be put on restriction!!!*spelling? lol
Anyways! So, I take a bath, put on some makeup and a slinky nighty (told u it was inappropriate) and I'm giving the husband little kisses and stuff and he tells me to wait until the price is right is over! are u friggin' kidding me?! We have a DVR recorder...I am so ticked off right now.0 -
Okay, so I don't know how many husbands are like this but I totally need to "play hard to get" with my man. If I come on to him - TURN OFF! If I say, "Man, I haven't shaved in a month, I smell bad, and I also feel like I'm going to barf all over myself any second" - TURN ON!
Seriously!
I was trying to get him into bed for days, one day I felt awful and was dressed in really gross pjs and I couldn't get him off of me! :laugh:
The funniest part is that he doesn't know this about himself, and I'm not going to tell him now that I have figured it out. He just said last night, "You never come on to me anymore!" (sad face from hubby) I said, "Oh really?" when I was thinking, "Yeah, and look how much sex we are having!!!!" :laugh:0 -
:laugh: clueless
maybe he secretly likes to be in charge?0 -
Okay, so I don't know how many husbands are like this but I totally need to "play hard to get" with my man. If I come on to him - TURN OFF! If I say, "Man, I haven't shaved in a month, I smell bad, and I also feel like I'm going to barf all over myself any second" - TURN ON!
Seriously!
I was trying to get him into bed for days, one day I felt awful and was dressed in really gross pjs and I couldn't get him off of me! :laugh:
The funniest part is that he doesn't know this about himself, and I'm not going to tell him now that I have figured it out. He just said last night, "You never come on to me anymore!" (sad face from hubby) I said, "Oh really?" when I was thinking, "Yeah, and look how much sex we are having!!!!" :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That is hilarous! MEN!!!0 -
One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent:
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One thing I had to get use to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've got 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
LMAO bump uglies!!!!!! thats funny...
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One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I'm with you! Sometimes it's more fun to have a quickie in the middle of the day (you have more energy too!!). Especially now that we are parents...nap time for our son is often opportune moment at least on the weekends!0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This is definitely hands down the best post of the day!!! I seriously cannot stop laughing at these comments!!!! Geeze....is this what I have to look forward to when I get married some day?!?! ahh!!
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I was trying to get him into bed for days, one day I felt awful and was dressed in really gross pjs and I couldn't get him off of me! :laugh:
That is so weird. My husband is like that too. I have been wearing pj bottoms and my "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" tshirt....(it's green with the owl on it!! LOL!)...............and it makes him like CRAZY with desire?? :huh: :huh: I really don't understand it!! LMAO!0 -
One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I'm with you! Sometimes it's more fun to have a quickie in the middle of the day (you have more energy too!!). Especially now that we are parents...nap time for our son is often opportune moment at least on the weekends!
I totally agree... Me: "The baby's asleep, honey! Wanna... well, you know??? **rasing eyebrows**"
My Hubby: "Babe. What is he wakes up?"
Me: "He won't! Come on'!"
My Hubby: "I don't know...."
Me: :grumble: "Never mind!"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: It's a good thing I can laugh about these things! KB 0 -
I don't know what you're talking about Tami... sex toys??? What are those? :indifferent:
She should have been in our chat yesterday.:laugh:Good grief! I hit the gym and do some grocery shopping and come back and the turn this thread has taken!!! Kamasutra??? Hahaha! Gutter gang in the houuuuseeee!!!
What did I miss? I mean, there was another chat besides you showing your knowledge of sex toys Joanna???? *Snickering!!!*0 -
One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I like morning nookie. Ya know..when men wake up with a...ya know.....:bigsmile:
No assembly required, sex!!! :drinker:0 -
One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I like morning nookie. Ya know..when men wake up with a...ya know.....:bigsmile:
No assembly required, sex!!! :drinker:
LMAO! You kill me!!!!0 -
One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I like morning nookie. Ya know..when men wake up with a...ya know.....:bigsmile:
No assembly required, sex!!! :drinker:
HAHAHAHA!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Now... I can admit that IS okay with my Hub! haha!!! :bigsmile:0 -
Last night I had to wait until American Idol and Top Chef were both over! That's okay. I made her do all the work. I don't know that I'm any particular kind of guy. I'll take it whenever I can get it.0
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One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I like morning nookie. Ya know..when men wake up with a...ya know.....:bigsmile:
No assembly required, sex!!! :drinker:
:laugh: oh my.... yes! me too....the only problem is morning breath ... :sick: it can ruin a mood real fast .... I like to get up, have breakfast, get the kids off to school...feed the horses...come in and say ...oh honey!! (by then, he's brushed his teeth ) heeheehee0
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