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One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent:
KB
I'm with you! Sometimes it's more fun to have a quickie in the middle of the day (you have more energy too!!). Especially now that we are parents...nap time for our son is often opportune moment at least on the weekends!0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: This is definitely hands down the best post of the day!!! I seriously cannot stop laughing at these comments!!!! Geeze....is this what I have to look forward to when I get married some day?!?! ahh!!
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I was trying to get him into bed for days, one day I felt awful and was dressed in really gross pjs and I couldn't get him off of me! :laugh:
That is so weird. My husband is like that too. I have been wearing pj bottoms and my "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" tshirt....(it's green with the owl on it!! LOL!)...............and it makes him like CRAZY with desire?? :huh: :huh: I really don't understand it!! LMAO!0 -
One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I'm with you! Sometimes it's more fun to have a quickie in the middle of the day (you have more energy too!!). Especially now that we are parents...nap time for our son is often opportune moment at least on the weekends!
I totally agree... Me: "The baby's asleep, honey! Wanna... well, you know??? **rasing eyebrows**"
My Hubby: "Babe. What is he wakes up?"
Me: "He won't! Come on'!"
My Hubby: "I don't know...."
Me: :grumble: "Never mind!"
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: It's a good thing I can laugh about these things! KB 0 -
I don't know what you're talking about Tami... sex toys??? What are those? :indifferent:
She should have been in our chat yesterday.:laugh:Good grief! I hit the gym and do some grocery shopping and come back and the turn this thread has taken!!! Kamasutra??? Hahaha! Gutter gang in the houuuuseeee!!!
What did I miss? I mean, there was another chat besides you showing your knowledge of sex toys Joanna???? *Snickering!!!*0 -
One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I like morning nookie. Ya know..when men wake up with a...ya know.....:bigsmile:
No assembly required, sex!!! :drinker:0 -
One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I like morning nookie. Ya know..when men wake up with a...ya know.....:bigsmile:
No assembly required, sex!!! :drinker:
LMAO! You kill me!!!!0 -
One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I like morning nookie. Ya know..when men wake up with a...ya know.....:bigsmile:
No assembly required, sex!!! :drinker:
HAHAHAHA!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Now... I can admit that IS okay with my Hub! haha!!! :bigsmile:0 -
Last night I had to wait until American Idol and Top Chef were both over! That's okay. I made her do all the work. I don't know that I'm any particular kind of guy. I'll take it whenever I can get it.0
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One thing I had to get used to about my Hub is that he is a night-time guy. I've tried to come on to him mid-day - forget it! I guess he is just too busy or thinks it's strange to bump uglies during the day. Anyway, I've gotten 1 or 2 mid-afternoon times out of him (which I love) in 4 years!!!
Why does it always have to be... in bed... at night??? :huh: I think I have the only man in the world like this!?!?! :indifferent: KB
I like morning nookie. Ya know..when men wake up with a...ya know.....:bigsmile:
No assembly required, sex!!! :drinker:
:laugh: oh my.... yes! me too....the only problem is morning breath ... :sick: it can ruin a mood real fast .... I like to get up, have breakfast, get the kids off to school...feed the horses...come in and say ...oh honey!! (by then, he's brushed his teeth ) heeheehee0 -
Hey Lauren, I feel you pain...the rest of the year is fine....but during football season and especially during a Redskins game.......I could be standing naked with a rose in my teeth and a come hither stare and he would wave me away like a gnat!
omg i love football and baseball!!!
i wont even talk during the game...unless im screaming that my team is winning!
or ill say " ha ha in YOUR FREAKING FACE, MY TEAMS GUNNA WIN" hahaha0 -
Wow....hehehe, you guys really went to town with this topic while I was gone today...btw, husband is sleeping in the recliner now, doesn't look like I'm getting any tonight either...lmao0
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BTW, J, u can take the little outfit off now..I'm bored with it lol0
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ah, one of the many joys of being single. not having to deal with this crap
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Uhm.....
Hmm.....
I was going to comment, but instead I guess I'll go cry myself to sleep in my lonely cold bed.
*sigh...some people don't know how good they got it.*
geez... you look like THAT and you're going to bed alone? women are stupid lol.0 -
I was trying to get him into bed for days, one day I felt awful and was dressed in really gross pjs and I couldn't get him off of me! :laugh:
That is so weird. My husband is like that too. I have been wearing pj bottoms and my "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" tshirt....(it's green with the owl on it!! LOL!)...............and it makes him like CRAZY with desire?? :huh: :huh: I really don't understand it!! LMAO!
LOL i have that shirt tam!! I wear it to bed too, bc its about WORN out!! so funny!0 -
BTW, J, u can take the little outfit off now..I'm bored with it lol
Haha, yes ma'm. :laugh:0 -
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Uhm.....
Hmm.....
I was going to comment, but instead I guess I'll go cry myself to sleep in my lonely cold bed.
*sigh...some people don't know how good they got it.*
geez... you look like THAT and you're going to bed alone? women are stupid lol.
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I was trying to get him into bed for days, one day I felt awful and was dressed in really gross pjs and I couldn't get him off of me! :laugh:
That is so weird. My husband is like that too. I have been wearing pj bottoms and my "Give a Hoot, Don't Pollute" tshirt....(it's green with the owl on it!! LOL!)...............and it makes him like CRAZY with desire?? :huh: :huh: I really don't understand it!! LMAO!
LOL i have that shirt tam!! I wear it to bed too, bc its about WORN out!! so funny!
Well, now I'm all turned on! Thanks a lot Tam and Emily! Sheesh!!! :sad:
*mutters under breath, 'Stupid sexy 'dont' give a hoot' tshirts....'*0 -
Apparently old football jerseys and shorts have the same effect.0
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ok..I'm a get me one of those owl shirts! and some old football jerseys...and heck why not let my hair go unwashed for a few days, maybe that will help *stares at husband who is watching tv..again*0
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I like to wear hubbz old dress shirts just to be around the house. Very comfy and can be a bit naughty (wear nothing underneath.. just a tid bit for you Lauren )
~Joanna:flowerforyou:0 -
I like to wear hubbz old dress shirts just to be around the house. Very comfy and can be a bit naughty (wear nothing underneath.. just a tid bit for you Lauren )
~Joanna:flowerforyou:
Ok.
So...this thread has become torture so I may never venture to look upon it again.
But this just BEGS me to respond to it.
Yes. That is the sexiest thing in the world. (Now I must go and turn on my A/C as it is suddenly very very hot in here)
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See....I like to wear hubbz old dress shirts just to be around the house. Very comfy and can be a bit naughty (wear nothing underneath.. just a tid bit for you Lauren )
~Joanna:flowerforyou:
Ok.
So...this thread has become torture so I may never venture to look upon it again.
But this just BEGS me to respond to it.
Yes. That is the sexiest thing in the world. (Now I must go and turn on my A/C as it is suddenly very very hot in here)
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Sorry J!!0 -
yeah, if I'm wearing a skirt, my hub always asks if I have anything under there! He said he would love for me to do that, hmmmm, maybe tomorrow night I'll wear a skirt...... and when I come home from dinner with the girls, I'll ... oh, this should be good.!0
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Oh yes... the skirt or dress!!!yeah, if I'm wearing a skirt, my hub always asks if I have anything under there! He said he would love for me to do that, hmmmm, maybe tomorrow night I'll wear a skirt...... and when I come home from dinner with the girls, I'll ... oh, this should be good.!
"Easy access":laugh:0 -
Oh yes... the skirt or dress!!!yeah, if I'm wearing a skirt, my hub always asks if I have anything under there! He said he would love for me to do that, hmmmm, maybe tomorrow night I'll wear a skirt...... and when I come home from dinner with the girls, I'll ... oh, this should be good.!
"Easy access":laugh:
AWWWWWW!!! :sad:0 -
I could be wearing tassels and I would still have to say "wanna have sex?" lol and he'd be all "When the price is right is over" or "when sopranos is over" or "when this CSI MARATHON is over" lmao0
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hehehehe
Oh yes... the skirt or dress!!!yeah, if I'm wearing a skirt, my hub always asks if I have anything under there! He said he would love for me to do that, hmmmm, maybe tomorrow night I'll wear a skirt...... and when I come home from dinner with the girls, I'll ... oh, this should be good.!
"Easy access":laugh:
AWWWWWW!!! :sad:
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Aw, there there J.
Oh yes... the skirt or dress!!!yeah, if I'm wearing a skirt, my hub always asks if I have anything under there! He said he would love for me to do that, hmmmm, maybe tomorrow night I'll wear a skirt...... and when I come home from dinner with the girls, I'll ... oh, this should be good.!
"Easy access":laugh:
AWWWWWW!!! :sad:
Let me comfort you.0
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