My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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MommyGrace
MommyGrace Posts: 15
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:laugh: I've lost a Cinder Block and still have to lose a 2 year old or 1 years worth of Cheese.....

What have you lost?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"
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  • mistawalka
    mistawalka Posts: 108 Member
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    haha - funny and cool list - normally see reference to losing an 'elephant penis' in the why I want a divorce threads lol
  • jongwoons
    jongwoons Posts: 39
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    I've lost a chihuahua but I need to lose a gold brick.
  • Belle_Fille
    Belle_Fille Posts: 469
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    i need to lose a 2 month old horse! *sigh*
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
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    I've lost a mid size microwave, lol
  • NicolioRussell
    NicolioRussell Posts: 273
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    I've lost 10 dozen large eggs....and I need to lose a newborn giraffe!!
  • SweetTooth68
    SweetTooth68 Posts: 169 Member
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    Ha! Very amusing and interesting post! Thank you! Makes me realize my 5lbs so far is not nothing - it's a whole chihuahua!! Cool! My goal is to lose a 2 month old horse.
  • KCmom
    KCmom Posts: 124
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    I've lost an elephant's heart.......but my goal is to lose an elephant's penis!!! :laugh: :embarassed:
  • mmelaragno
    mmelaragno Posts: 162
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    Bahahaha I've lost the amount of cheese American's eat in a year and need to lose a 5000 BTU air conditioner, but would be happy if I could lose an elephant penis!

    This is a great list!
  • heyitsmekatie
    heyitsmekatie Posts: 544 Member
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    cute list! i hate to admit what I still need to lose but am happy to say that i've already lost an automobile tire!
  • tasiac23
    tasiac23 Posts: 48 Member
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    lol this is hilarious!!! :laugh: I've lost a bald eagle!
  • Lollyvoddy
    Lollyvoddy Posts: 194 Member
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    Lol, I've lost an Ostrich Egg, but need to lose a new born calf :/
  • princess4mimi
    princess4mimi Posts: 192
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    I've lost so far = a human head (8 pounds )

    I need to lose total = a 2 month old horse (100 pounds)

    May the force be with us.....all of us :-)

    Thanks for the new way to look at our goals, and good luck!!
  • TracieJ65
    TracieJ65 Posts: 645 Member
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    Well I am a pound and a half away from a baby horse.
  • jasonweinberg
    jasonweinberg Posts: 270
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    i'm two pounds shy of a fashion model.
  • alienblonde1
    alienblonde1 Posts: 749 Member
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    I have lost a rack of baby back ribs and need to lose and still need to lost almost a whole newborn calf.
  • DangerRanger
    DangerRanger Posts: 327 Member
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    So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay
  • froggiegirl71
    froggiegirl71 Posts: 9 Member
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    I have lost a bald eagle. only have the worlds largest ball of tape left.

    Go tape!!
  • SarahRuth♥
    SarahRuth♥ Posts: 609 Member
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    Hahaha!!! This is awesome!!! I just got a good laugh with my daughters over this one... LOL

    I have lost about a Bald Eagle so far... Need to lose a whole human leg still!!!
  • MommyGrace
    MommyGrace Posts: 15
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    LOVE IT!!
    So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay
  • darkrider42
    darkrider42 Posts: 5,340 Member
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    Uh oh! I lost the elephant penis! :sad: :cry:

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