My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

carlynishere

Need to lose 80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape

Have lost 5 pounds = a Chihuahua so far...

mamagooskie

I've lost a fashion model.....but I'd like to lose an elephant heart in addition to that.

robyn0629

LOL.....Love it!!

So far I have lost human skin....my goal is an average human leg

akalei

So far I have lost between a human head and chemical additives an American consumes each year
My goal is to lose a 2 month old horse.
This post is funny!

Nikstergirl

I'm a human head less than a cinder block, looking to lose a year's worth of pizza....

This was fun!!!:flowerforyou:

rhodes2b

This is classic!

rdy2begin

LOL funny !!
Has lost a average human brain ,but needs to...(NO I WILL ) lose a 5000 btu air conditioner...

sbwood888

have lost an average housecat and need to lose the amount of trash I throw away in a month.

laurasimmons

Holy cow, I've lost a newborn giraffe!

GravyGurl

By the end of the week I hope that I have lost enough to say... 117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)

Katcatters

:laugh:

I need to lose a calf ...I'm already half way there at a human leg!

DawnMarie1970

I started out weighing 2 Bloodhounds, and have lost a Chihuahua, and look to lose an Irish Setter :laugh:

suziehomemaker

this is hilarious!.... well so far ive lost a chihuahua....but i still need to lose its mate and a newborn calf to go with it......how is that supposed to equal out to a 2month old horse?

suziehomemaker

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minky_77

Lost a human head but need to lose an elephant's heart (but penis is much funnier)

kao708

Gross, I've lost human skin but need to lose a newborn giraffe! LOL

Kirstie_C26

ive still to lose a yrs worth of cheese, im determined im gona do it by 3rd Aug (my bday)

TheMollusk

Lost a elephants penis, bout a sperm whale's brain left to go I'd guess.

ChiRiChi

This is perfect! LOL I'm definitely needing to lose an elephant's penis

BigBoneSista

My goal was to lose an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”) :noway:

97 Gone!

47 Mo 2 Go

JeanHaynes

I have lost a rack of baby back ribs and an average 2 year old, but I still need to lose a mid-size microwave and an average human brain to reach my goal weight.

qtwells82

So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay

call me...

chelekaz

I've lost an average 2 year old (almost cheese consumed in a year) .... ultimate goal:

117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)

Kminor67

My goal is to lose a newborn giraffe. I've already lost a 5000 BTU air conditioner, and I still need to lose a gold brick.

jam0525

I have to loose an average house cat or a bald eagle.

I must say, the title to this thread got me. lol

Jeannie

HopefulLeigh

I've lost the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year [massive motivation for me to stop eating pizza, by the way] but my goal is to lose The World's Largest Ball of Tape.

CCSunlight

I'm trying to lose a cinderblock by the end of the semester. So far I've lost about a human's skin haha:happy:

Fertilegrounds5

I wanna lose my 10 year kid which is equivalent to and "Irish Setter" but so far have only lost my head. LOL!

What have you lost?

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony"
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dewoods

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novatri

I've lost a human's skin but am aiming for a 2-year old.