My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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  • carlynishere
    carlynishere Posts: 330 Member
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    Need to lose 80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape

    Have lost 5 pounds = a Chihuahua so far...
  • mamagooskie
    mamagooskie Posts: 2,964 Member
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    I've lost a fashion model.....but I'd like to lose an elephant heart in addition to that.
  • robyn0629
    robyn0629 Posts: 51
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    LOL.....Love it!!

    So far I have lost human skin....my goal is an average human leg:smile:
  • akalei
    akalei Posts: 34
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    So far I have lost between a human head and chemical additives an American consumes each year
    My goal is to lose a 2 month old horse.
    This post is funny!
  • Nikstergirl
    Nikstergirl Posts: 1,549 Member
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    I'm a human head less than a cinder block, looking to lose a year's worth of pizza....

    This was fun!!!:flowerforyou:
  • rhodes2b
    rhodes2b Posts: 304 Member
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    This is classic!
  • rdy2begin
    rdy2begin Posts: 170
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    LOL funny !!
    Has lost a average human brain ,but needs to...(NO I WILL ) lose a 5000 btu air conditioner...
  • sbwood888
    sbwood888 Posts: 953 Member
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    have lost an average housecat and need to lose the amount of trash I throw away in a month.
  • laurasimmons
    laurasimmons Posts: 578 Member
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    Holy cow, I've lost a newborn giraffe!
  • GravyGurl
    GravyGurl Posts: 1,070
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    By the end of the week I hope that I have lost enough to say... 117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
  • Katcatters
    Katcatters Posts: 90 Member
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    :laugh:

    I need to lose a calf ...I'm already half way there at a human leg!
  • DawnMarie1970
    DawnMarie1970 Posts: 97 Member
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    I started out weighing 2 Bloodhounds, and have lost a Chihuahua, and look to lose an Irish Setter :laugh:
  • suziehomemaker
    suziehomemaker Posts: 116
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    this is hilarious!.... well so far ive lost a chihuahua....but i still need to lose its mate and a newborn calf to go with it......how is that supposed to equal out to a 2month old horse?
  • suziehomemaker
    suziehomemaker Posts: 116
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  • minky_77
    minky_77 Posts: 6
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    Lost a human head but need to lose an elephant's heart (but penis is much funnier)
  • kao708
    kao708 Posts: 813 Member
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    Gross, I've lost human skin but need to lose a newborn giraffe! LOL
  • Kirstie_C26
    Kirstie_C26 Posts: 490 Member
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    ive still to lose a yrs worth of cheese, im determined im gona do it by 3rd Aug (my bday) :D
  • TheMollusk
    TheMollusk Posts: 44
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    Lost a elephants penis, bout a sperm whale's brain left to go I'd guess.
  • ChiRiChi
    ChiRiChi Posts: 5 Member
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    This is perfect! LOL I'm definitely needing to lose an elephant's penis
  • BigBoneSista
    BigBoneSista Posts: 2,389 Member
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    My goal was to lose an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”) :noway:

    97 Gone!

    47 Mo 2 Go :wink:

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