My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

TheNewJessieMae

I've lost a sperm whales Brain, but all together I need to lose the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year!!!!!!! wow!

Erica9903

I've lost just over a sperm whale's brain :happy: and still have an elephant penis to go,

YIKES!!!

gunny34

lol.. so far I've lost human skin! GROSS! lol

debskeff

I need to lose a gold brick !!! story of my life lol losing money elephant penis sounded much better!!

louramaille

fats and oils an average American eats in a year - Here i go!!

kristinwalker

This is hilarious, but saying I want to lose a small bale of hay doesn't sound so great to me ... hmmm need a new and fun 50lb goal!

girlofsun26

OMG this is hilarious!! What a funny way to put it! I"ve lost human skin!!

tinboy

I've lost a human's skin but am aiming for a 2-year old.

:laugh:

Me, Too!!

Dhinkson

Love that list! lol. I need to lose the elephants heart!!

tinboy

This is hilarious, but saying I want to lose a small bale of hay doesn't sound so great to me ... hmmm need a new and fun 50lb goal!

If you've ever had to move bales of hay, this would sound like plenty!!!

tummymummy

Brilliant - 4 human brains or a bald eagle here

shellywoodworth

I lost a 2 year old child and I need to lose another 2 year old child.

nanberube

I've lost a dozen eggs, and still have a newborn calf to go.

karilynn27

bump

JenniferAutumn

So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay

OMG- Every post you write cracks me up.

kevinwisbith

I need to gain a bald eagle.

lradloff

bump

marenbobarren

Lost an ostrich egg so far but still have just under a newborn calf to go...

shanhawk

Thanks for the post...I love this spin on things. I'm 1 pound away from losing 10 dozen large eggs. Now...its just a 5 gallon bottle of water and I'm set!

MOMvsFOOD

Ive lost a human head but need to lose a bale of hay

MOMvsFOOD

Ive lost a human head but need to lose a bale of hay

curleesam

bump

ps I have 2lbs to lose the elephants penis...

cng1117

Since joining mfp i've lost a years worth of chemicals, total I've lost a cheese. My ultimate goal is to have lost somewhere between the entire oxford dictionary or the average man. :happy:

lisarea425

Bump... Love it!

SlimJacqui

I need to lose a Sperm Whale Brain, maybe thats why it so hard to do,

FK1983

I've lost an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”), if you see her gimme a shout please, she keeps wondering off! :laugh:

117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)

sculptandtone

I need to lose a small bail of hay! How did that happen? I keep picturing a hay bail in a field. am I THAT huge?

Sheila_KI

Lost an American Eagle.....working towards the small bale of hay

gagirl89

goodness.... I still have to lose the entire oxford english dictionary!!!

Pseudocyber

I've lost an average human leg, fortunately, not mine, Thank God. I'm looking to lose the average meat an American eats in a year - interesting, since I'm trying to avoid meat and focus on fruit/veggies/nuts.