Is you're mind in the gutter?
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Doesn't any one have a good dirty joke, that we can read between the lines and figure out?????0
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I BUILT THE GUTTER........GRAB THE DRINKS :drinker: ...'N SMORES & LETS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drinks???
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I suck at those.Doesn't any one have a good dirty joke, that we can read between the lines and figure out?????0 -
Are you still referring to the jokes? SO much going on around this party of swingers, drunks and gutter-dwelling peeps...I love it!
I suck at those.Doesn't any one have a good dirty joke, that we can read between the lines and figure out?????0 -
I suck at those.Doesn't any one have a good dirty joke, that we can read between the lines and figure out?????
I suck at vanity plates. Can never figure those out. :explode:
That's not gutter'ish though....:embarassed:
Wait, where am I?? :ohwell:0 -
I suck at those.Doesn't any one have a good dirty joke, that we can read between the lines and figure out?????
She said "suck".
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I suck at those.Doesn't any one have a good dirty joke, that we can read between the lines and figure out?????
She said "suck".
Then she said "those".0 -
I suck at those.Doesn't any one have a good dirty joke, that we can read between the lines and figure out?????
She said "suck".
Then she said "those".
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Old gentleman buys his first pair of cowboy boots. He rushes home, puts them on and saunters into the kitchen to show his wife.
"Notice anything different...?" he asks. His wife glances at him and says, "nope."
He goes to the bedroom, takes off all his clothes, puts the boots back on and saunters back into the kitchen.
"Notice anything different...? He asks.
Annoyed, his wife looks him up and down and says, "It was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today, tomorrow it'll still be hanging down..."
He smiles and says, "Maybe it's looking at my new cowboy boots..."
She turns and looks straight at him and says, "in that case you should've bought a new hat..."0 -
I suck at those.Doesn't any one have a good dirty joke, that we can read between the lines and figure out?????
She said "suck".
LMAO *thought the same thing*0 -
Old gentleman buys his first pair of cowboy boots. He rushes home, puts them on and saunters into the kitchen to show his wife.
"Notice anything different...?" he asks. His wife glances at him and says, "nope."
He goes to the bedroom, takes off all his clothes, puts the boots back on and saunters back into the kitchen.
"Notice anything different...? He asks.
Annoyed, his wife looks him up and down and says, "It was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today, tomorrow it'll still be hanging down..."
He smiles and says, "Maybe it's looking at my new cowboy boots..."
She turns and looks straight at him and says, "in that case you should've bought a new hat..."
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Old gentleman buys his first pair of cowboy boots. He rushes home, puts them on and saunters into the kitchen to show his wife.
"Notice anything different...?" he asks. His wife glances at him and says, "nope."
He goes to the bedroom, takes off all his clothes, puts the boots back on and saunters back into the kitchen.
"Notice anything different...? He asks.
Annoyed, his wife looks him up and down and says, "It was hanging down yesterday, it's hanging down today, tomorrow it'll still be hanging down..."
He smiles and says, "Maybe it's looking at my new cowboy boots..."
She turns and looks straight at him and says, "in that case you should've bought a new hat..."
+1 once again!! You're movin' up quick!! Good one!!!0 -
My mind goes to several dirty places before it goes to the most logical. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.0
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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'0 -
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The guy that walked into the bar asks the man, "What's in the bag? " The man pulls out a genie lamp. The guy says, Wow! Can I have one of your wishes? " The man says, "I don't know. Rub the lamp and see. " So the guy rubs the lamp and out pops the genie. The genie says, "You may have one wish. "The guy wishes for a million bucks. The genie says, "Your wish is granted," and goes back into the genie bottle. Just then one million ducks walk into the bar. The guy says, "I didn't wish for a million ducks. " The man replies, "Yeah, and I wished for a twelve inch pianist. "0
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Any gal with Kitchen in their name has got my full attention! LOLMy mind goes to several dirty places before it goes to the most logical. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.0 -
This...thread...must...not....die.....
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My mind goes to several dirty places before it goes to the most logical. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.
She said "feel" and "myself".
Not that there is anything wrong with that.0 -
This...thread...must...not....die.....
How about if I offer to show everyone my boobs...?0 -
My mind goes to several dirty places before it goes to the most logical. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.
She said "feel" and "myself".
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Do you ever...like...switch hands, Carl?0 -
That would definitely get it shut down.This...thread...must...not....die.....
How about if I offer to show everyone my boobs...?0 -
My mind goes to several dirty places before it goes to the most logical. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.
She said "feel" and "myself".
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Do you ever...like...switch hands, Carl?
I have to use both together. :blushing:0 -
My mind goes to several dirty places before it goes to the most logical. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.
She said "feel" and "myself".
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Do you ever...like...switch hands, Carl?
I have to use both together. :blushing:
That's stretching it a bit...right?0 -
My mind goes to several dirty places before it goes to the most logical. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.
She said "feel" and "myself".
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Do you ever...like...switch hands, Carl?
I have to use both together. :blushing:
That's stretching it a bit...right?
It hurts to do that. :noway:0 -
Use more lubricantI have to use both together. :blushing:
That's stretching it a bit...right?
It hurts to do that. :noway:0 -
I own waterfront property in the gutter. All you pervs are welcome to come to my house (pardon the pun) and par-tay!! :drinker:0
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Use more lubricantI have to use both together. :blushing:
That's stretching it a bit...right?
It hurts to do that. :noway:
Naughty AND informative.
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Use more lubricantI have to use both together. :blushing:
That's stretching it a bit...right?
It hurts to do that. :noway:
Got to be careful with that...hand slips off and the recoil can throw your back out.0 -
I own waterfront property in the gutter. All you pervs are welcome to come to my house (pardon the pun) and par-tay!! :drinker:
Well hello there! :flowerforyou:0 -
See, prove that this thread is full of useful and informative information. Even us gutter dwellers are a fountain of knowledge :laugh:
Use more lubricantI have to use both together. :blushing:
That's stretching it a bit...right?
It hurts to do that. :noway:
Naughty AND informative.0
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