Is you're mind in the gutter?

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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Geez. Thioreads like this need a safe word!

    That reminds me, never date a woman who has a "safe word."

    :bigsmile:

    NO!!!!!!! seems to be the one I hear the most. :ohwell:




    Poor Carl...

    Hey it is a step up from reaching for pepper spray...uhm,so I have heard anyways. :embarassed:
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    yeah ive tried
    who hasn't?

    :embarassed:

    I'd be afraid I'd be one of the emergency room sideshows. :embarassed:

    Back when I first started off doing IT work, I used to do medical records. Yeah, there are a lot of "sideshows" Some would just make me laugh for hours.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    yeah ive tried
    who hasn't?

    :embarassed:

    I'd be afraid I'd be one of the emergency room sideshows. :embarassed:

    I THOUGHT you looked familiar!

    hide-1.jpg
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Yep, but only builds up one side, unless you are lucky enough to be a switch hitter!~
    I've always been jealous of those

    Enough practice and anything is possible.....so I hear.

    :embarassed:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Enough practice and anything is possible.....so I hear.

    :embarassed:
    Stop picturing me and Tiff making out!
  • Woodman725
    Woodman725 Posts: 288 Member
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!

    That reminds me, never date a woman who has a "safe word."

    :bigsmile:

    That should be a GREAT reason to date someone.
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    [Stop picturing me and Tiff making out!

    U guys make out....what?
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!

    That reminds me, never date a woman who has a "safe word."

    :bigsmile:

    That should be a GREAT reason to date someone.


    Couldn't stay away , huh?
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    yeah ive tried
    who hasn't?

    :embarassed:

    I'd be afraid I'd be one of the emergency room sideshows. :embarassed:

    I THOUGHT you looked familiar!

    hide-1.jpg

    Under a chair, your so kinky.

    :love:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    [Stop picturing me and Tiff making out!

    U guys make out....what?
    Sugar dumplin', you know I don't do that kind of thing.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    That should be a GREAT reason to date someone.
    Couldn't stay away , huh?
    I noticed that too.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    yeah ive tried
    who hasn't?

    :embarassed:

    I'd be afraid I'd be one of the emergency room sideshows. :embarassed:

    I THOUGHT you looked familiar!

    hide-1.jpg

    Under a chair, your so kinky.

    :love:

    Rather be under a eating utensil......forky.... whistling.gif
  • Woodman725
    Woodman725 Posts: 288 Member
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!

    That reminds me, never date a woman who has a "safe word."

    :bigsmile:

    That should be a GREAT reason to date someone.


    Couldn't stay away , huh?


    I really can't...but I should. Good thing this isn't a bowl of chocolate, I'd have eaten the whole thing....TWSS!
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Enough practice and anything is possible.....so I hear.

    :embarassed:
    Stop picturing me and Tiff making out!

    *puts tongue back in mouth and lifts jaw back in place*

    No. :smokin:
  • TheNewJessieMae
    TheNewJessieMae Posts: 767
    i LOVE ALL OF YOU!
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    *puts tongue back in mouth and lifts jaw back in place*

    No. :smokin:
    :wink:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    yeah ive tried
    who hasn't?

    :embarassed:

    I'd be afraid I'd be one of the emergency room sideshows. :embarassed:

    I THOUGHT you looked familiar!

    hide-1.jpg

    Under a chair, your so kinky.

    :love:

    Rather be under a eating utensil......forky.... whistling.gif

    You might wanna be on top sweetie, there is a reason I joined MFP.

    :bigsmile:
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    [/quote]

    Rather be under a eating utensil......forky.... whistling.gif
    [/quote]

    Simply amazing quote right there!!!!! Maybe even the quote of the day!
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754

    Rather be under a eating utensil......forky.... whistling.gif
    [/quote]

    Simply amazing quote right there!!!!! Maybe even the quote of the day!
    [/quote]

    I certainly think so.

    :smokin:
  • TheNewJessieMae
    TheNewJessieMae Posts: 767
    Ya know, hubby wonders why I come home and jump him more since I've lost weight. It's not the weight---its you all!!! lololololol.
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
    [Stop picturing me and Tiff making out!

    U guys make out....what?
    Sugar dumplin', you know I don't do that kind of thing.

    well only for pictures. :bigsmile:
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    Ya know, hubby wonders why I come home and jump him more since I've lost weight. It's not the weight---its you all!!! lololololol.

    He's a lucky guy then!!!
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    well only for pictures. :bigsmile:
    SHHHHHH! Don't tell!
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Ya know, hubby wonders why I come home and jump him more since I've lost weight. It's not the weight---its you all!!! lololololol.

    I must be getting closer to my goal. I have lost enough weight to get someone else laid.

    :laugh:
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
    well only for pictures. :bigsmile:
    SHHHHHH! Don't tell!

    tell what :smokin:
  • SpartanHard
    SpartanHard Posts: 170 Member
    clean and smooth is how I like it!
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    [Stop picturing me and Tiff making out!

    U guys make out....what?
    Sugar dumplin', you know I don't do that kind of thing.


    well only for pictures. :bigsmile:

    How you doin? <In my most Joey imitation that I can>
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    [Stop picturing me and Tiff making out!

    U guys make out....what?
    Sugar dumplin', you know I don't do that kind of thing.

    well only for pictures. :bigsmile:

    Tiff, sweetie, you mean "pitchers."
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    well only for pictures. :bigsmile:
    SHHHHHH! Don't tell!

    I wont tell if you wont tell
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    Ya know, hubby wonders why I come home and jump him more since I've lost weight. It's not the weight---its you all!!! lololololol.

    I must be getting closer to my goal. I have lost enough weight to get someone else laid.

    :laugh:


    LMAO!!
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