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Is you're mind in the gutter?

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  • SpartanHard
    SpartanHard Posts: 170 Member
    No, my mind is NEVER in the gutter
    you are all dirty birds *tsk tsk*
    :glasses: :tongue:

    I think its time for an intervention...Denial is the first sign of hidden pleasure.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    No, my mind is NEVER in the gutter
    you are all dirty birds *tsk tsk*
    :glasses: :tongue:
    Funny- The song "white liar" is now in my head.
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    Just remember. In the dark, a tube of personal lubricant and a tube of super glue feel an awful lot alike.
    I'm torn between laughing and wanting to cry in sympathy.


    *Note to Self- Move SuperGlue to the Garage*
  • TheNewJessieMae
    TheNewJessieMae Posts: 767
    I had to share this tidbit.. I know a lot of people were wondering..

    Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm...its protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in the egg white of a large egg

    Are you asking for a snack?


    No, I am good on my calorie goals for the day.. but I have also heard it is a great facial mosturizer!

    I hear its not to bad for your hair either


    FYI.. Not good for eye drops!

    Note to self, need to condition hair more often while wearing protective eye wear...

    Shopping list... Goggles



    I keep them on the headboard and grab em when I need em!!

    LOL Are they industrial type or "swimmers" goggles ...you know for the little swimmers

    They are for sure industial!!! You never know what you may be up agains!!!!! are you kidding me?
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    That could add a whole new meaning to the expression "let's stick together"

    LMAO!!! "You and me baby we're stuck like glue"
  • Woodman725
    Woodman725 Posts: 288 Member
    So ACDC's "Man It's Getting Hot" just came on my iPod

    Somehow "Highway To Hell" fits in, too....lol

    Really, if you're an ACDC fan at all....insert ANY ACDC song here_____. And really?! "just came on my iPod"
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    I had to share this tidbit.. I know a lot of people were wondering..

    Contrary to what you've heard, semen is not loaded with calories. Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500 million sperm...its protein content is roughly equivalent to that found in the egg white of a large egg

    Are you asking for a snack?


    No, I am good on my calorie goals for the day.. but I have also heard it is a great facial mosturizer!

    I hear its not to bad for your hair either


    FYI.. Not good for eye drops!

    Note to self, need to condition hair more often while wearing protective eye wear...

    Shopping list... Goggles



    I keep them on the headboard and grab em when I need em!!

    LOL Are they industrial type or "swimmers" goggles ...you know for the little swimmers

    They are for sure industial!!! You never know what you may be up agains!!!!! are you kidding me?

    Absolutly Industrial... sometimes there is some power in the shoot!!! Don't want to lose an eye or something!
  • Tiff_09
    Tiff_09 Posts: 5,627 Member
    That could add a whole new meaning to the expression "let's stick together"

    LMAO!!! "You and me baby we're stuck like glue"

    "I glued myself to... myself" :laugh: American Pie 2
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    So ACDC's "Man It's Getting Hot" just came on my iPod

    Somehow "Highway To Hell" fits in, too....lol

    Really, if you're an ACDC fan at all....insert ANY ACDC song here_____. And really?! "just came on my iPod"

    You better wipe that up...I hear it can ruin iPods.....:laugh:
  • MistyMtnMan
    MistyMtnMan Posts: 527 Member
    This is the fastest growing thread I've ever SEEN.
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    That could add a whole new meaning to the expression "let's stick together"

    LMAO!!! "You and me baby we're stuck like glue"

    "I glued myself to... myself" :laugh: American Pie 2

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    No, my mind is NEVER in the gutter
    you are all dirty birds *tsk tsk*
    :glasses: :tongue:
    Funny- The song "white liar" is now in my head.

    who me?
    you will see how innocent I am when you come for a visit
    *dusting off my angel wings*
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    This is the fastest growing thread I've ever SEEN.

    It was just too easy
    did I say easy?
    :glasses: :tongue:
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    This is the fastest growing thread I've ever SEEN.



    Uh.. huh.. thats what she said......
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    "just came on my iPod"
    Now that is someone that really loves there music.

    Did I just say that out loud? :embarassed:
  • SpartanHard
    SpartanHard Posts: 170 Member
    No, my mind is NEVER in the gutter
    you are all dirty birds *tsk tsk*
    :glasses: :tongue:
    Funny- The song "white liar" is now in my head.

    who me?
    you will see how innocent I am when you come for a visit
    *dusting off my angel wings*

    OOH she is into fantasy and role playing... Angels are hot!
  • Mrs_McFadden
    Mrs_McFadden Posts: 1,139
    This is the fastest growing thread I've ever SEEN.

    Then I guess you don't remember the MFP crush one lol
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    This is the fastest growing thread I've ever SEEN.

    Did you expect anything less?!!?! And with no trolls!!!! woohooo
  • hyoung3
    hyoung3 Posts: 85 Member
    So ACDC's "Man It's Getting Hot" just came on my iPod

    Somehow "Highway To Hell" fits in, too....lol

    Really, if you're an ACDC fan at all....insert ANY ACDC song here_____. And really?! "just came on my iPod"

    I'm Googling goggles for iPods..... nothing.

    You better wipe that up...I hear it can ruin iPods.....:laugh:
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    This is the fastest growing thread I've ever SEEN.

    Then I guess you don't remember the MFP crush one lol

    Or my married and flirting one- which got locked due to the subject switching to porn bloopers.... lol
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