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Is you're mind in the gutter?

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  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!

    That reminds me, never date a woman who has a "safe word."

    :bigsmile:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    I enjoy swinging. It's a great way to burn calories too.
  • SpartanHard
    SpartanHard Posts: 170 Member
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!
    The morning show I listen to refers to "doing laundry" whenever they are about to talk about something inappropriate.

    Some friends and I used to use the word Soup.. it worked pretty well :laugh:

    Wait...Some friends and you....Lets get this whole story!
  • ladybug1620
    ladybug1620 Posts: 1,136 Member
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!
    The morning show I listen to refers to "doing laundry" whenever they are about to talk about something inappropriate.


    Just remember...it's impossible to say a safe word.....with a ball gag in your mouth.
    lol in that case, make the safe word "drnnnng lwndwyyy"
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    but ferrets when they do find a mate just never quit. Ever!!!
    I want to be re-incarnated as a ferret in that case
  • Snardius
    Snardius Posts: 21
    Did someone say "inappropriate"...
  • Still_Sossy
    Still_Sossy Posts: 868 Member
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!
    The morning show I listen to refers to "doing laundry" whenever they are about to talk about something inappropriate.


    Just remember...it's impossible to say a safe word.....with a ball gag in your mouth.

    *Muffled Scream*


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!
    That reminds me, never date a woman who has a "safe word."
    :bigsmile:
    Pssht. It's not fun if you don't need a safe word.
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    **couldn't leave** will do chores later LOL

    You can do your "chores" if you like. We will wait for you right here!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Did someone say "inappropriate"...

    First post and already in the gutter. naughty.gif
  • SpartanHard
    SpartanHard Posts: 170 Member
    **couldn't leave** will do chores later LOL

    Put on something wiht more skin and we will watch!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!
    The morning show I listen to refers to "doing laundry" whenever they are about to talk about something inappropriate.


    Just remember...it's impossible to say a safe word.....with a ball gag in your mouth.


    yeah ive tried
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    **couldn't leave** will do chores later LOL
    Is "doing chores" similar to "doing laundry"?
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!
    That reminds me, never date a woman who has a "safe word."
    :bigsmile:
    Pssht. It's not fun if you don't need a safe word.

    How about "OUCH."

    :wink:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    yeah ive tried
    who hasn't?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Geez. Threads like this need a safe word!

    That reminds me, never date a woman who has a "safe word."

    :bigsmile:

    NO!!!!!!! seems to be the one I hear the most. :ohwell:
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    Did someone say "inappropriate"...

    First post and already in the gutter. naughty.gif

    LMFAO!!!
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    I enjoy swinging. It's a great way to burn calories too.

    Especially if you are not alone in the swing! Just a swinginnnnn.....
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I enjoy swinging. It's a great way to burn calories too.

    Especially if you are not alone in the swing! Just a swinginnnnn.....
    Swinging on your own is a completely different game
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    **couldn't leave** will do chores later LOL
    Is "doing chores" similar to "doing laundry"?

    Yea , I do them both alone!!!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I enjoy swinging. It's a great way to burn calories too.

    Especially if you are not alone in the swing! Just a swinginnnnn.....


    oooooo I have a swing lots and lots of fun!
  • TheNewJessieMae
    TheNewJessieMae Posts: 767
    I was that way in my 20's. :embarassed:
    :laugh:


    holy shikeys!!!! love it.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    I enjoy swinging. It's a great way to burn calories too.
    Especially if you are not alone in the swing! Just a swinginnnnn.....
    Swinging on your own is a completely different game
    Swinging alones isn't nearly as fun.
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    I enjoy swinging. It's a great way to burn calories too.

    Especially if you are not alone in the swing! Just a swinginnnnn.....
    Swinging on your own is a completely different game

    Yep, but only builds up one side, unless you are lucky enough to be a switch hitter!~
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    Geez. Thioreads like this need a safe word!

    That reminds me, never date a woman who has a "safe word."

    :bigsmile:

    NO!!!!!!! seems to be the one I hear the most. :ohwell:




    Poor Carl...
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    yeah ive tried
    who hasn't?

    :embarassed:

    I'd be afraid I'd be one of the emergency room sideshows. :embarassed:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    Yep, but only builds up one side, unless you are lucky enough to be a switch hitter!~
    I've always been jealous of those
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
    **couldn't leave** will do chores later LOL
    Is "doing chores" similar to "doing laundry"?

    Yea , I do them both alone!!!

    I am deeply sorry to hear that....
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    :embarassed:

    I'd be afraid I'd be one of the emergency room sideshows. :embarassed:
    :flowerforyou:
  • IndyRick
    IndyRick Posts: 172
    yeah ive tried
    who hasn't?

    :embarassed:

    I'd be afraid I'd be one of the emergency room sideshows. :embarassed:

    I THOUGHT you looked familiar!
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