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Is you're mind in the gutter?

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  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    I own waterfront property in the gutter. All you pervs are welcome to come to my house (pardon the pun) and par-tay!! :drinker:

    Wooot! :drinker:

    You might want to read the entire thread before making that offer! :laugh:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I have to use both together. :blushing:

    That's stretching it a bit...right?

    It hurts to do that. :noway:
    Use more lubricant

    Got to be careful with that...hand slips off and the recoil can throw your back out.
    So the secret is finding the right amount of lubricant to use
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    I have to use both together. :blushing:

    That's stretching it a bit...right?

    It hurts to do that. :noway:
    Use more lubricant

    Got to be careful with that...hand slips off and the recoil can throw your back out.
    So the secret is finding the right amount of lubricant to use

    a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!
  • InstantSunshine
    InstantSunshine Posts: 355 Member
    "I'll fill you in..."
    [/quote]

    Fnarr fnarr!
    Yours
    Finbarr Saunders.
    :laugh:
  • bouldert
    bouldert Posts: 225 Member
    yip yip that be my mind in da gutter
  • kimber607
    kimber607 Posts: 7,128 Member
    I have to use both together. :blushing:

    That's stretching it a bit...right?

    It hurts to do that. :noway:
    Use more lubricant

    Got to be careful with that...hand slips off and the recoil can throw your back out.
    So the secret is finding the right amount of lubricant to use

    a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

    did someone say bacon lube
    :noway: :sick:
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    Am I the only one, but is anyone else getting an advertisment for "GUTTER GUARD" now ??:huh:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    I have to use both together. :blushing:

    That's stretching it a bit...right?

    It hurts to do that. :noway:
    Use more lubricant

    Got to be careful with that...hand slips off and the recoil can throw your back out.
    So the secret is finding the right amount of lubricant to use

    a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

    did someone say bacon lube
    :noway: :sick:

    But only when you want to "pork" someone.

    :bigsmile:
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
    But only when you want to "pork" someone.

    :bigsmile:
    OH! :laugh:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Am I the only one, but is anyone else getting an advertisment for "GUTTER GUARD" now ??:huh:

    The trojan kind??
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

    did someone say bacon lube
    :noway: :sick:
    Yes they did. But what I want to know....who eats Lube? Why does it have to be flavoured?:sick:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Am I the only one, but is anyone else getting an advertisment for "GUTTER GUARD" now ??:huh:
    No. I'm getting one ad for "improve your brain" and another for "reclaim your brain". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TripleJ3
    TripleJ3 Posts: 945 Member
    I didn't realize there was any other place for my mind to be.....
  • HelenTheKitchen
    HelenTheKitchen Posts: 383
    ....wow....

    P.S. How many calories are in bacon lube? Haha!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

    did someone say bacon lube
    :noway: :sick:
    Yes they did. But what I want to know....who eats Lube? Why does it have to be flavoured?:sick:

    We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

    Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

    Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:
    Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat! :wink:
  • HalfofHilary
    HalfofHilary Posts: 224
    a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

    did someone say bacon lube
    :noway: :sick:
    Yes they did. But what I want to know....who eats Lube? Why does it have to be flavoured?:sick:

    it mixes well with the "protein Shake" that comes with it!
  • ebgbjo
    ebgbjo Posts: 821 Member
    We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

    Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:
    Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat! :wink:

    Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

    did someone say bacon lube
    :noway: :sick:
    Yes they did. But what I want to know....who eats Lube? Why does it have to be flavoured?:sick:

    it mixes well with the "protein Shake" that comes with it!
    Lube, Protein shake, comes?

    I will never look at food the same again after reading this thread. :blushing:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

    Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:
    Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat! :wink:

    I'm sure Tube Steak is their specialty. th_teehee.gif
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

    Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:
    Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat! :wink:

    Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

    Is "onion rings" code for something that I'm missing??
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

    Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:
    Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat! :wink:

    Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

    :laugh: For real???
  • Gogo76
    Gogo76 Posts: 581
    We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

    Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:
    Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat! :wink:

    I'm sure Tube Steak is their specialty. th_teehee.gif
    th_teehee.gif
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

    Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:
    Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat! :wink:

    Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

    Is "onion rings" code for something that I'm missing??

    Women love a man who can put 12 onion rings on his tube steak.

    :glasses:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

    Is "onion rings" code for something that I'm missing??
    Well it could be if you put a strip of beef through the onion ring :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Women love a man who can put 12 onion rings on his tube steak.

    :glasses:

    Fresh out of the fryer?? :bigsmile: :devil:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

    Is "onion rings" code for something that I'm missing??
    Well it could be if you put a strip of beef through the onion ring :laugh:

    Thats proof enough freind request in 5..4..3..2..1..
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
    [

    Women love a man who can put 12 onion rings on his tube steak.

    :glasses:

    Fresh out of the fryer?? :bigsmile: :devil:

    Thor has a high pain tolerence.

    :smokin:
  • Wendi_S
    Wendi_S Posts: 489 Member
    My mind goes to several dirty places before it goes to the most logical. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.

    She said "feel" and "myself". th_teehee.gif


    Not that there is anything wrong with that. :embarassed:

    Do you ever...like...switch hands, Carl?

    I have to use both together. :blushing:

    That's stretching it a bit...right?

    It hurts to do that. :noway:

    I'm cry'n again!!!!!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I have to use both together. :blushing:
    That's stretching it a bit...right?
    It hurts to do that. :noway:
    I'm cry'n again!!!!!
    I would too if I used both hands to stretch it....OUCH
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