Is you're mind in the gutter?

Shannon023

I own waterfront property in the gutter. All you pervs are welcome to come to my house (pardon the pun) and par-tay!! :drinker:

Wooot! :drinker:

You might want to read the entire thread before making that offer! :laugh:

Thomasm198

I have to use both together. :blushing:

That's stretching it a bit...right?

It hurts to do that. :noway:

Use more lubricant

Got to be careful with that...hand slips off and the recoil can throw your back out.

So the secret is finding the right amount of lubricant to use

HalfofHilary

I have to use both together. :blushing:

That's stretching it a bit...right?

It hurts to do that. :noway:

Use more lubricant

Got to be careful with that...hand slips off and the recoil can throw your back out.

So the secret is finding the right amount of lubricant to use

a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

InstantSunshine

"I'll fill you in..."
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Fnarr fnarr!
Yours
Finbarr Saunders.
:laugh:

bouldert

yip yip that be my mind in da gutter

kimber607

I have to use both together. :blushing:

That's stretching it a bit...right?

It hurts to do that. :noway:

Use more lubricant

Got to be careful with that...hand slips off and the recoil can throw your back out.

So the secret is finding the right amount of lubricant to use

a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

did someone say bacon lube
:noway: :sick:

HalfofHilary

Am I the only one, but is anyone else getting an advertisment for "GUTTER GUARD" now ??:huh:

FORKDOWN

I have to use both together. :blushing:

That's stretching it a bit...right?

It hurts to do that. :noway:

Use more lubricant

Got to be careful with that...hand slips off and the recoil can throw your back out.

So the secret is finding the right amount of lubricant to use

a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

did someone say bacon lube
:noway: :sick:

But only when you want to "pork" someone.

:bigsmile:

JoyousRen

But only when you want to "pork" someone.

:bigsmile:

OH! :laugh:

FORKDOWN

Am I the only one, but is anyone else getting an advertisment for "GUTTER GUARD" now ??:huh:

The trojan kind??

Thomasm198

a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

did someone say bacon lube
:noway: :sick:

Yes they did. But what I want to know....who eats Lube? Why does it have to be flavoured?:sick:

Thomasm198

Am I the only one, but is anyone else getting an advertisment for "GUTTER GUARD" now ??:huh:

No. I'm getting one ad for "improve your brain" and another for "reclaim your brain". :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

TripleJ3

I didn't realize there was any other place for my mind to be.....

HelenTheKitchen

....wow....

P.S. How many calories are in bacon lube? Haha!

Shannon023

a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

did someone say bacon lube
:noway: :sick:

Yes they did. But what I want to know....who eats Lube? Why does it have to be flavoured?:sick:

We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:

Thomasm198

We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:

Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat!

HalfofHilary

a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

did someone say bacon lube
:noway: :sick:

Yes they did. But what I want to know....who eats Lube? Why does it have to be flavoured?:sick:

it mixes well with the "protein Shake" that comes with it!

ebgbjo

We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:

Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat!

Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

Thomasm198

a dab will do ya! I reccomend the BACON LUBE!

did someone say bacon lube
:noway: :sick:

Yes they did. But what I want to know....who eats Lube? Why does it have to be flavoured?:sick:

it mixes well with the "protein Shake" that comes with it!

Lube, Protein shake, comes?

I will never look at food the same again after reading this thread. :blushing:

Shannon023

We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:

Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat!

I'm sure Tube Steak is their specialty.

Gogo76

We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:

Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat!

Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

Is "onion rings" code for something that I'm missing??

Shannon023

We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:

Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat!

Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

:laugh: For real???

Gogo76

We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:

Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat!

I'm sure Tube Steak is their specialty.

FORKDOWN

We have a place near us called "Steak & Lube". :huh: I've never gone there for steak nor lube just because I'm not that adventurous. :embarassed:

Hope that doesn't kick me out of the Gutter. :ohwell:

Steak AND Lube....now that sounds like a very interesting place to eat!

Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

Is "onion rings" code for something that I'm missing??

Women love a man who can put 12 onion rings on his tube steak.

:glasses:

Thomasm198

Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

Is "onion rings" code for something that I'm missing??

Well it could be if you put a strip of beef through the onion ring :laugh:

Shannon023

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Women love a man who can put 12 onion rings on his tube steak.

:glasses:

Fresh out of the fryer?? :bigsmile: :devil:

FORKDOWN

Their onion rings are to die for! I miss that place

Is "onion rings" code for something that I'm missing??

Well it could be if you put a strip of beef through the onion ring :laugh:

Thats proof enough freind request in 5..4..3..2..1..

FORKDOWN

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Women love a man who can put 12 onion rings on his tube steak.

:glasses:

Fresh out of the fryer?? :bigsmile: :devil:

Thor has a high pain tolerence.

:smokin:

Wendi_S

My mind goes to several dirty places before it goes to the most logical. I don't know how that makes me feel about myself.

She said "feel" and "myself".


Not that there is anything wrong with that. :embarassed:

Do you ever...like...switch hands, Carl?

I have to use both together. :blushing:

That's stretching it a bit...right?

It hurts to do that. :noway:

I'm cry'n again!!!!!

Thomasm198

I have to use both together. :blushing:

That's stretching it a bit...right?

It hurts to do that. :noway:

I'm cry'n again!!!!!

I would too if I used both hands to stretch it....OUCH