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How do you get rid of toxins?

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  • Posts: 1,748 Member
    earlnabby wrote: »

    If you really want to see how long it takes for food to pass through your digestive system, eat a big bowl of Fruit Loops and wait for the poop to be a weird purple and green shade. Usually it takes less than 24 hours.

    30 lb of waste backed up????????????????????? Yeah right.

    I experience this daily with my refusing to potty train 3 year old. Yay for rainbow poops!
  • Posts: 413 Member
    EWJLang wrote: »
    I am surprised that nobody has suggested building a pyramid over one's bed yet. oh, crap. Am I the only one here old enough to remember when that was A Thing? Although, I think that was supposed to make it so you'd never age, not to detoxify. It was the 70s, we lived in a toxin-rich environment back then.

    I do remember that pyramid fad! Someone even built a pyramid house off of I-94 in southeast Wisconsin, and every time I drove up there, I wondered how they hung pictures and arranged furniture. I think the Pyramid Era was the one before the Miracle Magnets Era.
  • Posts: 4,589 Member
    edited February 2015
    ndj1979 wrote: »

    bully!!!!

    I prefer 'grammar nazi', thanks :)

    totally OT: There's a new channel on U-verse called "AWE", it's all just shows about stuff rich people have and do. I watched one episode of a show about fancy islands and the host described how you could go snorkeling and see "specie after specie after specie". I never heard back from them, but the note I wrote really cracked me up.
  • Posts: 7,739 Member
    kampshoff wrote: »

    Based on this thread, I'm pretty sure it involves massage therapy.



    Strong first post. Seriously!
  • Posts: 133 Member
    TR0berts wrote: »
    Strong first post. Seriously!

    Thanks. This thread has made my day. It's nice to see that the attitudes here about alt-med, etc. run toward the skeptical side. I honestly expected a lot worse, given the popular forum topics that pop up on the right side of the MFP home page from time to time...
  • Posts: 949 Member
    that's what my liver gets paid the big bucks for.
  • Posts: 936 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    you can't.

    It has no genes.

    Rhetorical question.
  • Posts: 5,961 Member
    edited February 2015
    TR0berts wrote: »



    I hope the bolded was the punchline, because the rest of your post is completely wrong. Ohm's law: V=IR, not I=VR.

    Shhhh.... there may have been a reason I went the civil engineering route instead of electrical... shhhh... wait... did someone just save me there? Maybe! I remember all of one fact and I might not even have it right. *sigh*...

    I also am not doing well with coding related to quoting.
  • Posts: 2,008 Member
    edited February 2015
    earlnabby wrote: »

    30 lb of waste backed up????????????????????? Yeah right.

    It would look something like this
    Elephant+Toilet+!+Someone+Built+A+Toilet+For+This+Elephant+And+Taught+Him+How+To+Use+It.jpg
  • Posts: 624 Member
    You have to send them an eviction notice. You'll need to meet with a lawyer, to ensure you've filed the proper paperwork. If you don't, the toxins can sue you and boy does that get messy.
  • Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited February 2015

    I do remember that pyramid fad! Someone even built a pyramid house off of I-94 in southeast Wisconsin, and every time I drove up there, I wondered how they hung pictures and arranged furniture. I think the Pyramid Era was the one before the Miracle Magnets Era.
    Anyone remember "In Search Of" narrated by Leonard Nimoy and "That's Incredible?" They covered this stuff which would become the stuff of Ancient Aliens of today.

    Boy I loved those shows.

    Also, I've driven past that pyramid house many times.. kitsch.

    The real wackaloons adjacent to pyramid house come from "The University of Lawsonomy." - a kind of depression era crank theory of everything.

    "Lawsonomy combined religion and economics and was based on a belief and adherence to what Lawson called "natural laws." Among several laws of the philosophy were: To know God one must understand his laws, true character is formed by unselfish acts, if man will act right he can have knowledge, God permits inactive creatures to perish and others.

    Lawson used his philosophy to speak out about patriotism, diet, freedom of expression, spiritual worship and many other subjects. His followers were a disciplined group, wearing uniforms and adhering to a military-like structure."
  • Posts: 12,950 Member

    Rhetorical question.

    I know that. You know that.
    Does the lurker know that?

    Does the person who fears mercury in vaccines know that?
  • Posts: 7,739 Member
    VeryKatie wrote: »

    Shhhh.... there may have been a reason I went the civil engineering route instead of electrical... shhhh... wait... did someone just save me there? Maybe! I remember all of one fact and I might not even have it right. *sigh*...

    I also am not doing well with coding related to quoting.



    Actually, I'd like to take part of that back. The rest wasn't completely wrong. Yes, it's current that is the real issue - not voltage. But higher voltage means higher current, given a constant load.
  • Posts: 388 Member
    I'm just going to go ahead and post this for the lurkers, about the essential oils thing and doTERRA specifically.

    http://www.sciencebasedmedicine.org/doterra-multilevel-marketing-of-essential-oils/

    A family friend of ours has an infant son who has been having all sorts of allergic reactions and digestive issues. The mom is breastfeeding, and she wound up going on a pretty extreme elimination diet to try and alleviate the symptoms. After literally months of hives, allergy tests, gastric distress, and so on, they figured out it was basically because she was overdosing her son on essential oils (!!!!!). She had been applying them straight to her skin, ingesting them, and applying them to her son. I can't even explain to you the rage I feel about the local mommy cults that exist that promote such irresponsible and dangerous behavior.
  • Posts: 770 Member
    dbmata wrote: »

    I know that. You know that.
    Does the lurker know that?

    Does the person who fears mercury in vaccines know that?

    conspiracy-keanu.jpg
  • Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited February 2015
    Talkradio wrote: »

    A family friend of ours has an infant son who has been having all sorts of allergic reactions and digestive issues. The mom is breastfeeding, and she wound up going on a pretty extreme elimination diet to try and alleviate the symptoms. After literally months of hives, allergy tests, gastric distress, and so on, they figured out it was basically because she was overdosing her son on essential oils (!!!!!). She had been applying them straight to her skin, ingesting them, and applying them to her son. I can't even explain to you the rage I feel about the local mommy cults that exist that promote such irresponsible and dangerous behavior.
    Dear FSM.

    One wonders why if someone intends to use something as a medicine, why resort to a nostrum that is not held to the same rigorous standards that the rest of medical science is held to? On one hand is the corpus of medical science and on the other hand there are people who read the internet and play doctor.
  • Posts: 4,535 Member
    Dear FSM.

    One wonders why if someone intends to use something as a medicine, why resort to a nostrum that is not held to the same rigorous standards that the rest of medical science is held to? On one hand is the corpus of medical science and on the other hand there are people who read the internet and play doctor.

    You referenced FSM. <3
  • Posts: 15,357 Member
    Dear FSM.

    One wonders why if someone intends to use something as a medicine, why resort to a nostrum that is not held to the same rigorous standards that the rest of medical science is held to? On one hand is the corpus of medical science and on the other hand there are people who read the internet and play doctor.
    I'm wondering when "natural" started meaning "safe" and "better".
  • Posts: 12,545 Member
    I poop, sweat, and urinate.

    I highly recommend all three.
  • Posts: 496 Member
    TR0berts wrote: »


    I hope the bolded was the punchline, because the rest of your post is completely wrong. Ohm's law: V=IR, not I=VR.

    I've heard it both ways.

  • Posts: 12,950 Member
    auddii wrote: »
    I'm wondering when "natural" started meaning "safe" and "better".

    around the same time people started fearing unnamed terrors in the night.

    So, forever. Thanks folk medicine. >_<
  • Posts: 3,501 Member
    V=IR. Trust me on this one.
  • Posts: 4,391 Member
    edited February 2015
    VeryKatie wrote: »

    Shhhh.... there may have been a reason I went the civil engineering route instead of electrical... shhhh... wait... did someone just save me there? Maybe! I remember all of one fact and I might not even have it right. *sigh*...

    I also am not doing well with coding related to quoting.

    Quiet now! It was over 14 years ago!

    But I am right. I = V*R

    http://www.physics.uoguelph.ca/tutorials/ohm/Q.ohm.intro.html

    V = I/R
  • Posts: 936 Member
    dbmata wrote: »

    I know that. You know that.
    Does the lurker know that?

    Does the person who fears mercury in vaccines know that?
    dbmata wrote: »

    I know that. You know that.
    Does the lurker know that?

    Does the person who fears mercury in vaccines know that?

    There's no hope for the person who fears mercury in vaccines anyway.
  • Posts: 3,501 Member

    Quiet now! It was over 14 years ago!

    But I am right. I = V*R

    http://www.physics.uoguelph.ca/tutorials/ohm/Q.ohm.intro.html

    V = I/R

    From your link:
    TNoAMAx.png
  • Posts: 2,598 Member
    edited February 2015
    auddii wrote: »
    I'm wondering when "natural" started meaning "safe" and "better".

    Hippies.

    Actually its a simple emotional appeal - making an appeal to nature. My product is "natural" yours is not, it imparts some kind of judgement. When did it become a marketing practice? Probably sometime just before the DSHEA was passed thus deregulating that whole industry.

    So hippies.

  • You referenced FSM. <3

    :smiley: Ramen!
  • Posts: 10,330 Member
    Aside from the "toxins" discussion, has anyone else noticed how much MFP changed in 4 years? Wonder if 4 years into the future people would look at our posts and smirk.
  • Posts: 3,944 Member
    Aside from the "toxins" discussion, has anyone else noticed how much MFP changed in 4 years? Wonder if 4 years into the future people would look at our posts and smirk.

    If you bump them, they will come...and smirk.
  • Posts: 3,661 Member
    how much do toxins weight?
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