How do you get rid of toxins?
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Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:0 -
ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:
Can't. Stop. Laughing!
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ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:
Ahh- thank you for the explination...
....And I really hope it wasn't a high voltage of electricity...0 -
ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:
Oh my gosh.0 -
My cousin is one...she has referred to herself as both over the years. I think naturepath might be the new, less exposed-as-fraudulent word for homeopath.
MY massage therapist who is *awesome* has never once mentioned toxins to me, but she has advised that I drink extra water after a massage because the knots tie up chemicals in them that are released back into the bloodstream when they're...rubbed out. I do know I feel wonky after a massage but I also know that I get super deep tissue massages that leave bruises so it could easily be just emo wonky.
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You get rid of toxins by having a liver and kidneys.0
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ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:
OMG. Priceless.
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cwolfman13 wrote: »vbalchick_09 wrote: »Thanks everyone for the suggestions. They helped and she was proud to say the toxins had gone down.
How exactly is she measuring your toxin levels? This sounds like a crock of *kitten* to me...
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ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:
I think my business partners sister and law went to someone like that..he said by looking into her eyes he could tell that her system was out of whack or some BS like that...I can't believe people actually go for this stuff...0 -
ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:
... doctor, or scientologist?0 -
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......No! Not quite finished yet!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! This thread has literally made my day. I was so miserable until I read this. Thank you toxic people!! I hope your kidneys and livers start functioning again soon!! That's gotta suck!0
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This thread is hilarious. And at the same time I am relieved to be reminded how simple the weight loss equation really is. The people chiming in about "cleansing" liquids without reading the entire thread is absolutely priceless.0
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Hell_Flower wrote: »You get rid of toxins by having a liver and kidneys.
apparently, OP's massage therapist could tell they stopped working four years ago ...0
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