How do you get rid of toxins?

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  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    ... I cannot make the joke that's in my head right now.

    When has that ever stopped you?

    *nods*
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    PikaKnight wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    awwww man ….Freaking zombie thread…I really need to check the dates on these...

    But bumped by the OP! That's unusual.

    Because it has literally been YEARS and no one has told her what toxins she has, or how to get rid of them.

    No, she said someone (her massage therapist, I'm guessing...because when I want medical advice I totally rely on a massage therapist for it) told her the levels were down.

    Hey OP, congrats on that. We should talk! I've got some ocean front property in Arizona for sale...I heard the area it is in also helps lower toxins and I'll give you a great price for it!

    So next time I have a heart attack I should go to my massage therapist...???
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I can't believe there was no science in 2011

    It truly was a dark age
  • iwillsucceed0444
    iwillsucceed0444 Posts: 432 Member
    Try pooping...it's good for you. I always use MFP when I poop...
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    Getting rid of toxins is much like any other medical issue. It starts with diagnosis and identification. Tell me a toxin, and I'll tell you how to get rid of it. Any one...just name it.

    Do in-laws qualify as toxins?

    Wait, have you found a way to get rid of them?!
  • KitkatcuteNYC
    KitkatcuteNYC Posts: 150 Member
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.

    lol. Too funny.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,345 Member
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.

    Yeah, no. You need to stop running around repeating this.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.

    Yeah, no. You need to stop running around repeating this.
    Well, you know, if you repeat a lie long enough, people will start to believe it.
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  • Laurend224
    Laurend224 Posts: 1,748 Member
    modubb wrote: »
    Do everything that the fellow MPFers have already mentioned!! Plus, look at getting a hydro-clonic. My dad swears by them, and he is by far the healthiest person I know! But wait until your body has started eliminating toxins already- preferably after a nice green smoothie fast, followed by gradually working in solid fruits and veggies. Look at going to your local farmers market, see what famer's co-ops there are in your area, it's a nice way to keep fruits and veggies in season, in your home.

    Here is one reference: http://www.greensmoothiegirl.com

    Ideally, (depending on your personal health issues) one should do a nice cleansing fast twice a year...

    Best of luck!

    Oh My Gawd!
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    Flush toxins out with beer? :D
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  • amandarunning
    amandarunning Posts: 306 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    MrM27 wrote: »
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.

    The worse part about the things you post is that you actually believe it.

    Yay, I have a fan in the thread, I got a flag. First in 2 days.

    You must be slacking! Personally I find your responses helpful and to the point. Some folk just don't like the truth!

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  • JenniDaisy
    JenniDaisy Posts: 526 Member

    dbmata wrote: »
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.

    Yeah, no. You need to stop running around repeating this.
    Well, you know, if you repeat a lie long enough, people will start to believe it.

    You know the saying, 'A lie can get halfway round the world before the truth has got it's boots on'
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    I learned one thing from this thread. I probably would have run screaming from MFP in 2011.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    I learned one thing from this thread. I probably would have run screaming from MFP in 2011.

    it was a dark time in MFP land….
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.

    the worst part is that this poster actually believes this….
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the worst part is that this poster actually believes this….

    Well, there is a grain of truth there, staying hydrated WILL allow your kidneys to function properly. On the other hand, they took that grain of truth and expanded it to where it is hardly recognizable.
  • Laurend224
    Laurend224 Posts: 1,748 Member
    earlnabby wrote: »
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the worst part is that this poster actually believes this….

    Well, there is a grain of truth there, staying hydrated WILL allow your kidneys to function properly. On the other hand, they took that grain of truth and expanded it to where it is hardly recognizable.

    Maybe it's a 'frankengrain'..... pretty sure GMOs aren't allowed on a detox diet though. ;)
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    Laurend224 wrote: »
    earlnabby wrote: »
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    the worst part is that this poster actually believes this….

    Well, there is a grain of truth there, staying hydrated WILL allow your kidneys to function properly. On the other hand, they took that grain of truth and expanded it to where it is hardly recognizable.

    Maybe it's a 'frankengrain'..... pretty sure GMOs aren't allowed on a detox diet though. ;)

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  • amandarunning
    amandarunning Posts: 306 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    MrM27 wrote: »
    MrM27 wrote: »
    The best way to rid yourself of toxins is by drinking a significant amount of water! Stay extra hydrated. Try to go a several days only fruits and vegetables.

    The worse part about the things you post is that you actually believe it.

    Yay, I have a fan in the thread, I got a flag. First in 2 days.

    You must be slacking! Personally I find your responses helpful and to the point. Some folk just don't like the truth!
    You obviously must be a glutton for punishment. :)

    Typical Brit - stiff upper lip and all that ;-) Why sugarcoat when you can tell it as it is!

  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
    Eating toxins and seeking dietary advice from a masseuse is so “2011”

    My favorite piece of advice was to "stop consuming them", as if there were a line of food containing toxins - "Yes, I'd like a #6, the Toxin Value Meal - the Toxin Burger, yes, with a side of medium fried toxins and a diet toxin drink....yes, and a toxin pie for desert...and the kids will have two Toxin Happy Meals, with the lead-painted toys…”
  • stevencloser
    stevencloser Posts: 8,911 Member
    Personally, I found that having a functioning liver and kidneys works wonders. But I know that may not be for everyone.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    This thread delivers.
  • terricherry2
    terricherry2 Posts: 222 Member
    Toxin laser quest?
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    Best. Troll thread. Ever.
  • lchadwick3
    lchadwick3 Posts: 66 Member
    The only way to release toxins is through PURE. Perspiration, Urination, Respiration, and Evacuation. Exercise, fiber, and water will take care of most of these and learning what foods are alkaline vs acidic and moving toward an alkaline nutrition lifestyle will help ensure you're not putting more in than you're getting rid of.

    I noticed the 4 years of silence but since people are reading this I thought I'd put in my 2 cents worth.
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