How do you get rid of toxins?

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  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    Didn't your "therapist" gives you the advice needed to get rid of your "toxins"???
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Been on the edge of my seat since 2011 in anticipation of an update to this very thread
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    eric_sg61 wrote: »
    Been on the edge of my seat since 2011 in anticipation of an update to this very thread

    LMAO! ! You'll be able to sleep tonight now :wink:

  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    This has been a rather entertaining weekend. First a poster says that maple syrup is an almost perfect complete food, now a zombie thread from 4 years ago comes back to life. The old posts were a bit priceless too.
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    eric_sg61 wrote: »
    Been on the edge of my seat since 2011 in anticipation of an update to this very thread

    LMAO! ! You'll be able to sleep tonight now :wink:

    I'll have to get medical clearance from my massage therapist
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  • jennifershoo
    jennifershoo Posts: 3,198 Member
    BEST.THREAD.EVER.

    *explodinghead*
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    Stop consuming them and your body will flush them out naturally.

    Just eat fresh fruits and vegetables, whole grains, lean meats and low fat dairy. Drink only water. Avoid processed foods and refined sugar.

    No.
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    Thanks everyone for the suggestions. They helped and she was proud to say the toxins had gone down.

    WOW!

    Did you drop all your weight over the 4 years as well?

    *checks ticker*

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  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    eric_sg61 wrote: »
    Been on the edge of my seat since 2011 in anticipation of an update to this very thread

    LOL
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    Wow thanks for the update, we were all just sitting here dying to hear how you got rid of all those toxins for four years
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    I love zombie threads

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    Did anyone define what toxins exactly were getting detoxed?
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    edited February 2015
    Troutsy wrote: »
    I love zombie threads


    Did anyone define what toxins exactly were getting detoxed?
    A friend's daughter, who is really into juicing, told me these: dioxins, PCBs, bisphenol-A, DDT, phthalates, heavy metals, etc. She quit messaging me when I asked her if she wanted to borrow my bottle of EDTA to chelate heavy metals since that is the only way to get rid of them.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,207 Member
    earlnabby wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    I love zombie threads


    Did anyone define what toxins exactly were getting detoxed?
    A friend's daughter, who is really into juicing, told me these: dioxins, PCBs, bisphenol-A, DDT, phthalates, heavy metals, etc. She quit messaging me when I asked her if she wanted to borrow my bottle of EDTA to chelate heavy metals since that is the only way to get rid of them.

    I like you.
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  • CipherZero
    CipherZero Posts: 1,418 Member
    We have a semi-annual event at the local department of public works where we can bring toxic waste.
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    earlnabby wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    I love zombie threads


    Did anyone define what toxins exactly were getting detoxed?
    A friend's daughter, who is really into juicing, told me these: dioxins, PCBs, bisphenol-A, DDT, phthalates, heavy metals, etc. She quit messaging me when I asked her if she wanted to borrow my bottle of EDTA to chelate heavy metals since that is the only way to get rid of them.

    Haha nice one! :lol:

  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    earlnabby wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    I love zombie threads


    Did anyone define what toxins exactly were getting detoxed?
    A friend's daughter, who is really into juicing, told me these: dioxins, PCBs, bisphenol-A, DDT, phthalates, heavy metals, etc. She quit messaging me when I asked her if she wanted to borrow my bottle of EDTA to chelate heavy metals since that is the only way to get rid of them.

    I like you.
    I like you too.

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  • feisty_bucket
    feisty_bucket Posts: 1,047 Member
    I'm on the "pooping and breathing" plan of toxin removal. The guy at the deli acknowledged my corporeal existence as I handed him $1.50 for a Coke Zero, so I can verify not-a-ghost status.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Soooo, my guess is, all those posts we see reminiscing about how *nice* and *friendly* the forums used to be. And how *helpful* and *supportive* everyone was. This is what they're talking about...

    Yeah, I like the current forums better.
  • AmandaHugginkiss
    AmandaHugginkiss Posts: 486 Member
    Getting rid of toxins is much like any other medical issue. It starts with diagnosis and identification. Tell me a toxin, and I'll tell you how to get rid of it. Any one...just name it.

    Do in-laws qualify as toxins?
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    edited February 2015
    I'm on the "pooping and breathing" plan of toxin removal. The guy at the deli acknowledged my corporeal existence as I handed him $1.50 for a Coke Zero, so I can verify not-a-ghost status.

    I am more in the pooping and peeing plan. Drink a decent amount of water and make sure I get enough fiber and my intestines, liver, and kidneys do a really good job.

    BTW: I have EDTA to treat the water for my aquarium.

  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    earlnabby wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    I love zombie threads


    Did anyone define what toxins exactly were getting detoxed?
    A friend's daughter, who is really into juicing, told me these: dioxins, PCBs, bisphenol-A, DDT, phthalates, heavy metals, etc. She quit messaging me when I asked her if she wanted to borrow my bottle of EDTA to chelate heavy metals since that is the only way to get rid of them.

    hahaha :)
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    Soooo, my guess is, all those posts we see reminiscing about how *nice* and *friendly* the forums used to be. And how *helpful* and *supportive* everyone was. This is what they're talking about...

    Yeah, I like the current forums better.

    So true. I was suspicious when I first started reading the thread as the replies were far too polite than what I'm used to seeing around here lol
  • feisty_bucket
    feisty_bucket Posts: 1,047 Member
    reminiscing about how *nice* and *friendly* the forums used to be. And how *helpful* and *supportive* everyone was.

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  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Pooping
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    ... I cannot make the joke that's in my head right now.
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    ... I cannot make the joke that's in my head right now.

    do it. Just do it :p

  • PrizePopple
    PrizePopple Posts: 3,133 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    ... I cannot make the joke that's in my head right now.

    When has that ever stopped you?
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