How do you get rid of toxins?

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  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.
    Doc Oz?

    cuz they lied to you cuz.
  • RinnyLush
    RinnyLush Posts: 389 Member
    Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh God, I am in. Toxins, PH levels, mean people, zombie thread... This is just an excellent start to a Monday morning.

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  • MarziPanda95
    MarziPanda95 Posts: 1,326 Member
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    Get a new doctor.
  • giantrobot_powerlifting
    giantrobot_powerlifting Posts: 2,598 Member
    RinnyLush wrote: »
    Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh God, I am in. Toxins, PH levels, mean people, zombie thread... This is just an excellent start to a Monday morning.

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    Me too.

    Keep 'em coming.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?
  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
    Troutsy wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

    Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:
  • Laurend224
    Laurend224 Posts: 1,748 Member
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

    Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:


    :p Can't. Stop. Laughing!
  • Azexas
    Azexas Posts: 4,334 Member
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

    Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

    Ahh- thank you for the explination...

    ....And I really hope it wasn't a high voltage of electricity... :#
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

    Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

    Oh my gosh.
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    Troutsy wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

    My cousin is one...she has referred to herself as both over the years. I think naturepath might be the new, less exposed-as-fraudulent word for homeopath.

    MY massage therapist who is *awesome* has never once mentioned toxins to me, but she has advised that I drink extra water after a massage because the knots tie up chemicals in them that are released back into the bloodstream when they're...rubbed out. I do know I feel wonky after a massage but I also know that I get super deep tissue massages that leave bruises so it could easily be just emo wonky.

  • Hell_Flower
    Hell_Flower Posts: 348 Member
    You get rid of toxins by having a liver and kidneys.
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

    Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

    OMG. Priceless.

  • evolution328
    evolution328 Posts: 83 Member
    cwolfman13 wrote: »
    vbalchick_09 wrote: »
    Thanks everyone for the suggestions. They helped and she was proud to say the toxins had gone down.

    How exactly is she measuring your toxin levels? This sounds like a crock of *kitten* to me...

    I agree.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

    Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

    I think my business partners sister and law went to someone like that..he said by looking into her eyes he could tell that her system was out of whack or some BS like that...I can't believe people actually go for this stuff...
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
    Troutsy wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

    let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

    srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

    Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

    ... doctor, or scientologist?
  • Donners185
    Donners185 Posts: 329 Member
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......No! Not quite finished yet!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! This thread has literally made my day. I was so miserable until I read this. Thank you toxic people!! I hope your kidneys and livers start functioning again soon!! That's gotta suck!
  • CoffeeNBooze
    CoffeeNBooze Posts: 966 Member
    This thread is hilarious. And at the same time I am relieved to be reminded how simple the weight loss equation really is. The people chiming in about "cleansing" liquids without reading the entire thread is absolutely priceless.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    Hell_Flower wrote: »
    You get rid of toxins by having a liver and kidneys.

    apparently, OP's massage therapist could tell they stopped working four years ago ...
  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
    You people need to brush up on your history. In much the same way as your village doctor was also your barber and your dentist was also a religious interrogator in medieval Europe, a masseuse and nutritionist were combined professions in North America in 2011. Eventually, those fields separated into differing professions with separate skillsets – I think this happened in mid-2012.
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    bw_conway wrote: »
    You people need to brush up on your history. In much the same way as your village doctor was also your barber and your dentist was also a religious interrogator in medieval Europe, a masseuse and nutritionist were combined professions in North America in 2011. Eventually, those fields separated into differing professions with separate skillsets – I think this happened in mid-2012.

    so you regularly get medical advice from a massage therapist??
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,575 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    moijo705 wrote: »
    green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.
    Doc Oz?

    cuz they lied to you cuz.

    I don't know about all of those, but cranberry juice can prevent UTI and lemon can prevent kidney stones, so they must be helping to flush something out.
  • BraveNewdGirl
    BraveNewdGirl Posts: 937 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    bw_conway wrote: »
    You people need to brush up on your history. In much the same way as your village doctor was also your barber and your dentist was also a religious interrogator in medieval Europe, a masseuse and nutritionist were combined professions in North America in 2011. Eventually, those fields separated into differing professions with separate skillsets – I think this happened in mid-2012.

    so you regularly get medical advice from a massage therapist??
    Woosh!

  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
    bw_conway wrote: »
    You people need to brush up on your history. In much the same way as your village doctor was also your barber and your dentist was also a religious interrogator in medieval Europe, a masseuse and nutritionist were combined professions in North America in 2011. Eventually, those fields separated into differing professions with separate skillsets – I think this happened in mid-2012.

    Oh I see what you did there.

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  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    bw_conway wrote: »
    You people need to brush up on your history. In much the same way as your village doctor was also your barber and your dentist was also a religious interrogator in medieval Europe, a masseuse and nutritionist were combined professions in North America in 2011. Eventually, those fields separated into differing professions with separate skillsets – I think this happened in mid-2012.

    so you regularly get medical advice from a massage therapist??

    I feel like back in 2011, the ability to discern sarcasm was also a more ubiquitous skill, especially when descriptions of medieval professions were discussed. That may have also changed mid-2012...
  • shifterbrainz
    shifterbrainz Posts: 245 Member
    edited February 2015
    cwolfman13 wrote: »
    vbalchick_09 wrote: »
    Thanks everyone for the suggestions. They helped and she was proud to say the toxins had gone down.

    How exactly is she measuring your toxin levels? This sounds like a crock of *kitten* to me...

    Just weigh the crock full of shi . . . uhhhh . . . toxins. Subtract the weight of the crock, and voila, toxins measured, right? :#
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    dbmata wrote: »
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »
    earlnabby wrote: »
    lchadwick3 wrote: »
    The only way to release toxins is through PURE. Perspiration, Urination, Respiration, and Evacuation. Exercise, fiber, and water will take care of most of these and learning what foods are alkaline vs acidic and moving toward an alkaline nutrition lifestyle will help ensure you're not putting more in than you're getting rid of.

    I noticed the 4 years of silence but since people are reading this I thought I'd put in my 2 cents worth.

    Huh?????????????? The pH of your foods has nothing to do with health.

    I guess I should start adding lye to all of my foods.

    Oooh, or I could put it in smoothies and make millions off of my new cleanse! Start your alkaline lifestyle today with a risk free trial!
    risk free.

    lol.

    I've been working on my cleanse all morning.

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  • MamaRiss
    MamaRiss Posts: 481 Member
    bw_conway wrote: »
    ndj1979 wrote: »
    bw_conway wrote: »
    You people need to brush up on your history. In much the same way as your village doctor was also your barber and your dentist was also a religious interrogator in medieval Europe, a masseuse and nutritionist were combined professions in North America in 2011. Eventually, those fields separated into differing professions with separate skillsets – I think this happened in mid-2012.

    so you regularly get medical advice from a massage therapist??

    I feel like back in 2011, the ability to discern sarcasm was also a more ubiquitous skill, especially when descriptions of medieval professions were discussed. That may have also changed mid-2012...

    This ability is definitely becoming more rare every year

  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    It was SUCH a Monday...and then I found this thread...It's like a perfect thread-storm!
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