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      moijo705 wrote: »
      green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.
      Doc Oz?

      cuz they lied to you cuz.
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      Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh God, I am in. Toxins, PH levels, mean people, zombie thread... This is just an excellent start to a Monday morning.

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      moijo705 wrote: »
      green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

      Get a new doctor.
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      RinnyLush wrote: »
      Hahahahahahahahaha! Oh God, I am in. Toxins, PH levels, mean people, zombie thread... This is just an excellent start to a Monday morning.

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      Me too.

      Keep 'em coming.
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      moijo705 wrote: »
      green tea.. liquorice root tea.. lemon tea and apple and cranberry juice. Recommended by my Docs.

      let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...
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      ndj1979 wrote: »
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      let me guess you go to a naturepath ...??? or whatever they are called/spelled...

      srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?
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      Troutsy wrote: »
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      srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

      Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:
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      ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
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      Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:


      :p Can't. Stop. Laughing!
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      ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
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      Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

      Ahh- thank you for the explination...

      ....And I really hope it wasn't a high voltage of electricity... :#
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      ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
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      Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

      Oh my gosh.
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      Troutsy wrote: »
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      srs question. Is that the same as a homeopathic?

      My cousin is one...she has referred to herself as both over the years. I think naturepath might be the new, less exposed-as-fraudulent word for homeopath.

      MY massage therapist who is *awesome* has never once mentioned toxins to me, but she has advised that I drink extra water after a massage because the knots tie up chemicals in them that are released back into the bloodstream when they're...rubbed out. I do know I feel wonky after a massage but I also know that I get super deep tissue massages that leave bruises so it could easily be just emo wonky.

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      You get rid of toxins by having a liver and kidneys.
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      ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
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      Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

      OMG. Priceless.

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      cwolfman13 wrote: »
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      How exactly is she measuring your toxin levels? This sounds like a crock of *kitten* to me...

      I agree.
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      ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
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      Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

      I think my business partners sister and law went to someone like that..he said by looking into her eyes he could tell that her system was out of whack or some BS like that...I can't believe people actually go for this stuff...
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      ILiftHeavyAcrylics wrote: »
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      Naturopaths usually practice homeopathy, as well as a lot of other pseudoscientific practices. My sister-in-law saw one who hooked her up to a machine that he claimed would shoot energy through her body and allow the spirits to tell him what was wrong with her. So. :indifferent:

      ... doctor, or scientologist?
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      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......No! Not quite finished yet!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! This thread has literally made my day. I was so miserable until I read this. Thank you toxic people!! I hope your kidneys and livers start functioning again soon!! That's gotta suck!
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      This thread is hilarious. And at the same time I am relieved to be reminded how simple the weight loss equation really is. The people chiming in about "cleansing" liquids without reading the entire thread is absolutely priceless.
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      Hell_Flower wrote: »
      You get rid of toxins by having a liver and kidneys.

      apparently, OP's massage therapist could tell they stopped working four years ago ...
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      You people need to brush up on your history. In much the same way as your village doctor was also your barber and your dentist was also a religious interrogator in medieval Europe, a masseuse and nutritionist were combined professions in North America in 2011. Eventually, those fields separated into differing professions with separate skillsets – I think this happened in mid-2012.
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      bw_conway wrote: »
      You people need to brush up on your history. In much the same way as your village doctor was also your barber and your dentist was also a religious interrogator in medieval Europe, a masseuse and nutritionist were combined professions in North America in 2011. Eventually, those fields separated into differing professions with separate skillsets – I think this happened in mid-2012.

      so you regularly get medical advice from a massage therapist??
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      dbmata wrote: »
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      Doc Oz?

      cuz they lied to you cuz.

      I don't know about all of those, but cranberry juice can prevent UTI and lemon can prevent kidney stones, so they must be helping to flush something out.
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      ndj1979 wrote: »
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      so you regularly get medical advice from a massage therapist??
      Woosh!

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      bw_conway wrote: »
      You people need to brush up on your history. In much the same way as your village doctor was also your barber and your dentist was also a religious interrogator in medieval Europe, a masseuse and nutritionist were combined professions in North America in 2011. Eventually, those fields separated into differing professions with separate skillsets – I think this happened in mid-2012.

      Oh I see what you did there.

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      ndj1979 wrote: »
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      so you regularly get medical advice from a massage therapist??

      I feel like back in 2011, the ability to discern sarcasm was also a more ubiquitous skill, especially when descriptions of medieval professions were discussed. That may have also changed mid-2012...
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      cwolfman13 wrote: »
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      How exactly is she measuring your toxin levels? This sounds like a crock of *kitten* to me...

      Just weigh the crock full of shi . . . uhhhh . . . toxins. Subtract the weight of the crock, and voila, toxins measured, right? :#
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      dbmata wrote: »
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      risk free.

      lol.

      I've been working on my cleanse all morning.

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      bw_conway wrote: »
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      I feel like back in 2011, the ability to discern sarcasm was also a more ubiquitous skill, especially when descriptions of medieval professions were discussed. That may have also changed mid-2012...

      This ability is definitely becoming more rare every year

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      It was SUCH a Monday...and then I found this thread...It's like a perfect thread-storm!
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