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  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    How about "Oh crap the dog's licking my *kitten*" No joke. My b/f and I were ummm...weelllll...."talking" and that's what he said. Let's just say the talking ended mood ruined. I personally thought it was hilarious:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Him, not so funny:bigsmile:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    How about "Oh crap the dog's licking my *kitten*" No joke. My b/f and I were ummm...weelllll...."talking" and that's what he said. Let's just say the talking ended mood ruined. I personally thought it was hilarious:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Him, not so funny:bigsmile:

    Least he said, "oh cr@p" instead of "oh good!" :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    borat.jpg

    well...actually that would be a before thing....tee hee

    OMG....what in the world is that? :laugh: :laugh:

    that my friend is the start of an entirely new post....funniest name for men's _______!

    that would be a schlong sling! or extendo banana hammock!


    I'm actually interested in seeing the back profile of this picture. I wonder....lol

    I hope I don't get in trouble for this. I don't think it's dirty...at ALL. More...really gross. I think it's a weight loss tool as well. I don't think anybody's going to want to eat after seeing this. :sick:

    borat-neon-green-swimsuit19.jpg

    OMG....this is too funny! :laugh: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    How about "Oh crap the dog's licking my *kitten*" No joke. My b/f and I were ummm...weelllll...."talking" and that's what he said. Let's just say the talking ended mood ruined. I personally thought it was hilarious:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Him, not so funny:bigsmile:

    Least he said, "oh cr@p" instead of "oh good!" :laugh:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Yeah well then I ran down and got the peanut butter...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ...J/K. That's nasty....Sorry had to throw that one in there...
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • studentRN
    studentRN Posts: 440 Member
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    "What's that smell?" :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    "What's that smell?" :laugh:


    :laugh: :noway: :laugh: :noway: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    You're so much better than my wife.
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    You're so much better than my wife.

    :embarassed: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
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    You're so much better than my wife.

    She replies " yeah, my sister's not good at anything".
  • pmkelly409
    pmkelly409 Posts: 1,653 Member
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    You're so much better than my wife.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    You're so much better than my wife.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    How about "you're so much better than you're mom" ? Does that take it too far, or has someone already gone there? :huh:
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
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    You're so much better than my wife.

    She replies " yeah, my sister's not good at anything".

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: LMAO!
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    You're so much better than my wife.

    She replies " yeah, my sister's not good at anything".

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you're a sick chick Mireille....AND I LOVE IT!!!!:love::laugh:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    You're so much better than my wife.

    She replies " yeah, my sister's not good at anything".

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: you're a sick chick Mireille....AND I LOVE IT!!!!:love::laugh:


    insert MHOLMES where Mireille's name is :laugh: :laugh: :embarassed:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    You're so much better than my wife.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    How about "you're so much better than you're mom" ? Does that take it too far, or has someone already gone there? :huh:

    Already went there. curtsey.gif
  • KrisKabob
    KrisKabob Posts: 1,250 Member
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    How about... "You should teach your son a thing or two..."
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    You're so much better than my wife.

    OMG!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    OOPS QUOTED WRONG ONE :noway:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
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    How about... "You should teach your son a thing or two..."


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • studentRN
    studentRN Posts: 440 Member
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    Mine likes to proclaim..

    "Payment for cervixes rendered."