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binary_jester
binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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Yep...anything. Bored at work. You might get a real answer or a sarcastic answer...or most likely a mix of both. I will do my best to answer all the questions.
Of course this could end up like...koda.gif
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  • mistydawn76
    mistydawn76 Posts: 21 Member
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    Are you growing a hump like a camel? Because I cant even keep up with half of your water intake! LOL Good Morning Buddy!:drinker:
  • HeatherShrinking
    HeatherShrinking Posts: 805 Member
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    Pretend you were invited to a "dress as an inanimate object" costume party. What would your costume be?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Are you growing a hump like a camel? Because I cant even keep up with half of your water intake! LOL Good Morning Buddy!:drinker:
    My plentiful trips to the bathroom keep the hump at bay.
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
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    How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
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    Am I wrong to assume that you would find the the Beautiful Woman Award that I bestowed upon you to be funny? :tongue:
    i figure you are secure in your humor and manhood that you would think it an honor!

    [Hope no offense was taken. You can give this bird a charlie horse if you didn't think that was funny!]
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
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    what we'd all really like to know:

    is "pootang" one word, or is it hyphenated?
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
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    Is there a better TV show than Modern Family?
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
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    Do you watch "Sister Wives?"
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Pretend you were invited to a "dress as an inanimate object" costume party. What would your costume be?
    I had to think about this one. I'd like to design a costume that looks like a sick computer...thus being a computer virus
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    is it true that you are two jester orbiting around a common center of mass? If so are you the primary or secondary jester?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Typing this sentence hurt my brain greatly.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Am I wrong to assume that you would find the the Beautiful Woman Award that I bestowed upon you to be funny? :tongue:
    i figure you are secure in your humor and manhood that you would think it an honor!

    [Hope no offense was taken. You can give this bird a charlie horse if you didn't think that was funny!]
    Honestly I forgot to reply. I would happily accept the award because I look STUNNING in pumps.
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
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    Can you say the word boner without getting a smile?? Say it out loud. It's just fun!
  • Kristy1214
    Kristy1214 Posts: 198
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    Am I wrong to assume that you would find the the Beautiful Woman Award that I bestowed upon you to be funny? :tongue:
    i figure you are secure in your humor and manhood that you would think it an honor!

    [Hope no offense was taken. You can give this bird a charlie horse if you didn't think that was funny!]
    Honestly I forgot to reply. I would happily accept the award because I look STUNNING in pumps.
    LOVE
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
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    Am I wrong to assume that you would find the the Beautiful Woman Award that I bestowed upon you to be funny? :tongue:
    i figure you are secure in your humor and manhood that you would think it an honor!

    [Hope no offense was taken. You can give this bird a charlie horse if you didn't think that was funny!]
    Honestly I forgot to reply. I would happily accept the award because I look STUNNING in pumps.

    PHEW :smile:
    Was worried you thought I was commenting on the size of your man card. But please don't ruin Ginny's shoes!!!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    what we'd all really like to know:

    is "pootang" one word, or is it hyphenated?
    Shockingly there is little information on this. I would go this way. Since just recently the standard for "email" was to remove the hyphen (we all held a moment of silence), I say we stay ahead of the curve and go with pootang (sic). Personally I always thought it was "poontang", but I refuse to google that at work in fear of the results.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Is there a better TV show than Modern Family?
    I might put Big bang Theory just a smidge higher, but geeks are my peeps, so I am prejudice.
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
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    What is a poo poo platter?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Do you watch "Sister Wives?"
    No...is it porn?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    is it true that you are two jester orbiting around a common center of mass? If so are you the primary or secondary jester?
    Depends on which personality is dominant. Worse is, both think they are teh funny and always fight for the spotlight.

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