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  • zydratethief
    zydratethief Posts: 171
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    Dear BJ,

    I put the below on a platter and eat them throughout the day at work (after breakfast that is) instead of having a lunch.

    this has therefore replaced lunch, and 1 snack.

    What is your opinion?

    Tesco - Fresh Pineapple, 100 g
    Nuts - Coconut meat, raw, 55.0 g
    Tesco - Carrot Batons, 150 g
    Marks & Spencer - Almonds, 32 g
    Tesco - Seedless Red Grapes, 178 g
    Generic - Apple (S), 200 g
    Marks & Spencer (M&S) - Snack Size Cheddar - 30g,
  • jamiesgotagun
    jamiesgotagun Posts: 670 Member
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    i will watch anything they want aslogn as its not dora, i HATE dora, after watching it five million times it gets to you

    My 2 year old's favorite show, ugh :(
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
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    what we'd all really like to know:

    is "pootang" one word, or is it hyphenated?
    Shockingly there is little information on this. I would go this way. Since just recently the standard for "email" was to remove the hyphen (we all held a moment of silence), I say we stay ahead of the curve and go with pootang (sic). Personally I always thought it was "poontang", but I refuse to google that at work in fear of the results.

    it is poontang. with a hypen.

    let's say it together.

    "poooon-taaaang!"

    that was fun!
  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
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    9,36,225,256,400,?,1225,1600

    what should the ? be
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Dear BJ,

    I put the below on a platter and eat them throughout the day at work (after breakfast that is) instead of having a lunch.

    this has therefore replaced lunch, and 1 snack.

    What is your opinion?

    Tesco - Fresh Pineapple, 100 g
    Nuts - Coconut meat, raw, 55.0 g
    Tesco - Carrot Batons, 150 g
    Marks & Spencer - Almonds, 32 g
    Tesco - Seedless Red Grapes, 178 g
    Generic - Apple (S), 200 g
    Marks & Spencer (M&S) - Snack Size Cheddar - 30g,
    Looks healthy. Not a fan of fresh pineapple. I need the canned kind with all the sugar.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    If you open your throat, a shot can down pretty quick.
  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
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    I have the ultimate puzzler....


    How am I getting home from work tonight?!
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
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    where's waldo?
  • ginnyroxx
    ginnyroxx Posts: 763
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    do you cheat when playing video games?
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
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    What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

    Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. [he is thrown over]

    Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.

    Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?

    King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

    I could watch that movie over and over.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    9,36,225,256,400,?,1225,1600

    what should the ? be
    I could probably google that, but that feels dirty and trust me, i feel that way more often than I need to. As Douglas Adams would say...42.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,689 Member
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    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    And where did they get the coconuts anyway?

    RJ - you're fired! :laugh:

    but binary did answer the question correctly as there were several correct answers
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I have the ultimate puzzler....


    How am I getting home from work tonight?!
    Hitchhike?
    :cue brown chicken brown cow music:

    I have no idea why that popped into my head.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    where's waldo?
    In an illicit romance with carmen Santiago.
  • KristenAnn711
    KristenAnn711 Posts: 783
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    I have the ultimate puzzler....


    How am I getting home from work tonight?!
    Hitchhike?
    :cue brown chicken brown cow music:

    I have no idea why that popped into my head.

    Sure, if I want to get raped! I might have to walk though.. 2 hours!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    do you cheat when playing video games?
    Don't need to cheat. Pure talent right here.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

    Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. [he is thrown over]

    Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.

    Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?

    King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

    I could watch that movie over and over.

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    And where did they get the coconuts anyway?

    RJ - you're fired! :laugh:
    I have Life of Brian nearly memorized.

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