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KristenAnn711

Should you poo where you eat?

After snorting water because of the 6 replies that popped into my head (all of which would be me either banned or have this thread disappeared)...lets just say the amount of e coli you can find in tossed salad may show it is not a good idea.

Haha... e coli and tossed salad.... such a dirty mind :laugh:

binary_jester

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, how many pickled pepers did Peter Piper pick?

I had to google what the heck a peck was (forgive that I keep adding an (er) to the end of the word). I guess that is 16 dry pints. How many picked peppers that is equivalent to, I guess only Peter knows.

KristenAnn711

bump

binary_jester

What is your favorite TV show?

Big Bang Theory. The dynamic is amazing. Primarily Penny. They could have made her a stereotypical dumb blonde, but they didn't. When she doesn't understand what they are talking, it generally pisses her off. It adds a great element to the show.

KristenAnn711

What is your favorite TV show?

Big Bang Theory. The dynamic is amazing. Primarily Penny. They could have made her a stereotypical dumb blonde, but they didn't. When she doesn't understand what they are talking, it generally pisses her off. It adds a great element to the show.

:noway: I swear to God I've heard/read this EXACT answer somewhere before! Am I having major Deja Vu?? *Not to be confused with the strip club*

binary_jester

Would you advocate assholism to be dispensed, at will, to the world?

No...that should remain strictly to professionals.

mikeyml

Do you have a favorite wild animal? If so what is it?

binary_jester

What is your favorite TV show?

Big Bang Theory. The dynamic is amazing. Primarily Penny. They could have made her a stereotypical dumb blonde, but they didn't. When she doesn't understand what they are talking, it generally pisses her off. It adds a great element to the show.

:noway: I swear to God I've heard/read this EXACT answer somewhere before! Am I having major Deja Vu?? *Not to be confused with the strip club*

You have deja vu about strip clubs? I call them flashbacks.

KristenAnn711

You have deja vu about strip clubs? I call them flashbacks.
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Haha no, there's a chain of strip clubs called deja vu

SpartanHard

What have I got in my pocket?

binary_jester

Should you poo where you eat?

After snorting water because of the 6 replies that popped into my head (all of which would be me either banned or have this thread disappeared)...lets just say the amount of e coli you can find in tossed salad may show it is not a good idea.

Are you talking about an actual tossed salad or something prison folks do for fun? lol

it was a rochard test minus the ink blots.

TK266

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, how many pickled pepers did Peter Piper pick?

I had to google what the heck a peck was (forgive that I keep adding an (er) to the end of the word). I guess that is 16 dry pints. How many picked peppers that is equivalent to, I guess only Peter knows.

as there are four peck to a bushel, and a average bushel of medium green peppers weighs from 22.5 to 25.2 lbs, a peck of pepper should weight between 5.6 and 6.3 lbs. The average green pepper weighs 6 oz, thus giving us an average of 15 to 17 peepers.

special thanks to Google and also being bored at work. :laugh:

sillygoose1977

Who killed Laura Palmer?

anubis609

Would you advocate assholism to be dispensed, at will, to the world?

No...that should remain strictly to professionals.

Then professional, I am.

Ezwoldo

Do you pee in the bath??

therobinator

Have you really only eaten mayonaisse and cheese today?

♥jewel♥

Are high heels and socks or leather boots sexier?

♥jewel♥

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, how many pickled pepers did Peter Piper pick?

I had to google what the heck a peck was (forgive that I keep adding an (er) to the end of the word). I guess that is 16 dry pints. How many picked peppers that is equivalent to, I guess only Peter knows.

as there are four peck to a bushel, and a average bushel of medium green peppers weighs from 22.5 to 25.2 lbs, a peck of pepper should weight between 5.6 and 6.3 lbs. The average green pepper weighs 6 oz, thus giving us an average of 15 to 17 peepers.

special thanks to Google and also being bored at work. :laugh:

Wow! You really are bored!!

Bigpelly8

How many people are buried in the grave at "Nine Mens Misery" in cumberland, RI

plagirl227

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, how many pickled pepers did Peter Piper pick?

I had to google what the heck a peck was (forgive that I keep adding an (er) to the end of the word). I guess that is 16 dry pints. How many picked peppers that is equivalent to, I guess only Peter knows.

as there are four peck to a bushel, and a average bushel of medium green peppers weighs from 22.5 to 25.2 lbs, a peck of pepper should weight between 5.6 and 6.3 lbs. The average green pepper weighs 6 oz, thus giving us an average of 15 to 17 peepers.

special thanks to Google and also being bored at work. :laugh:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it!

therobinator

I had to think about this one. I'd like to design a costume that looks like a sick computer...thus being a computer virus

Oh em gee that's too funny, my husband (the king of puns) would *love* that.

binary_jester

Do you have a favorite wild animal? If so what is it?

Well there was this drunk girl in college...

therobinator

What is a poo poo platter?

Part deux from 2 Girls and a Cup? WARNING...if you are not familiar with that, do NOT google. I will not be responsible for the mental bleach you will need after viewing that!

Even better is the video of, who is it, Kermit the Frog?, *watching* Two Girls One Cup. Ha!

binary_jester

What have I got in my pocket?

Sunshine?

binary_jester

Who killed Laura Palmer?

Wow...I have not thought of that show in forever. My first thought was...if I was ever going to date a dead girl, Laura Palmer might be it.
Brown chicken brown cow.

I can imagine the dead silence after this answer.

binary_jester

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper, how many pickled pepers did Peter Piper pick?

I had to google what the heck a peck was (forgive that I keep adding an (er) to the end of the word). I guess that is 16 dry pints. How many picked peppers that is equivalent to, I guess only Peter knows.

as there are four peck to a bushel, and a average bushel of medium green peppers weighs from 22.5 to 25.2 lbs, a peck of pepper should weight between 5.6 and 6.3 lbs. The average green pepper weighs 6 oz, thus giving us an average of 15 to 17 peepers.

special thanks to Google and also being bored at work. :laugh:

My hero.

I a man in uniform.

binary_jester

Do you pee in the bath??

Nope. But I draw pretty circles in the shower.

zydratethief

Oh Great Binary Jester

Can you say this out loud?

"I am not a pheasant plucker, im a pheasant pluckers son, im only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckings done!!"

binary_jester

Have you really only eaten mayonaisse and cheese today?

BWHAHAHAHA! I added the rest of my food items. But fried mozzi sticks with mayo may just be the worstest thing in the world.

binary_jester

Would you advocate assholism to be dispensed, at will, to the world?

No...that should remain strictly to professionals.

Then professional, I am.

Solidarity brudda!