Ask binary_jester anything

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  • OH Binary Jester i have two questions :

    Do you realise the Intials of your screen name come to BJ ?

    People told me im generally come off as arrogant and aloof to them (But i find these sort of people arent worth paying attention to) how do i fix this?
  • SpartanHard
    SpartanHard Posts: 170 Member
    What have I got in my pocket?

    string or nothing.... anyone who gets this reference is awesome

    "Not fair! not fair!" he hissed. "It isn't fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it's got in it's nassty little pocketsess?"
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Why do dogs LOVE to eat cat poop?
    I thought dog just ate poop in general.
  • therobinator
    therobinator Posts: 832 Member
    People told me im generally come off as arrogant and aloof to them (But i find these sort of people arent worth paying attention to) how do i fix this?
    Tee hee. Ha.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    OH Binary Jester i have two questions :

    Do you realise the Intials of your screen name come to BJ ?

    People told me im generally come off as arrogant and aloof to them (But i find these sort of people arent worth paying attention to) how do i fix this?
    BJ was more by design than accident.

    Why fix it? Honestly I get accused of that often, but after they get to know me they said the impression was because of the way I spoke and presented myself. I am still not sure I get that.
  • MickyMo
    MickyMo Posts: 48 Member
    I'm taking a break at work and looking for some fun people to chat with about weight loss and whatever else!!!!!!! :smile:

    I'm new at this though so I'm not really sure what I'm doing.
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    Who killed Laura Palmer?

    Nice. One of the Best TV shows OF ALL TIME! (Kyle McLachlan in the 80s :love: :smooched:)
    As I"m sure you all know, Bob manifests himself in different people...but no spoilers here :bigsmile:

    @CygnusR : I suspect that people might find you to be arrogant/aloof b/c your photo is so intimidating:
    your forehead is foreshortened - you look extremely brainy! :laugh: :flowerforyou: <== just busting your chops.

    @ Mick610: WELCOME!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I'm taking a break at work and looking for some fun people to chat with about weight loss and whatever else!!!!!!! :smile:

    I'm new at this though so I'm not really sure what I'm doing.
    Is that a question? And you can ask anything. I know a little about fitness and nutrition.
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    Binary - sorry if this is too personal - but have you ever seen anyone actually going postal?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Binary - sorry if this is too personal - but have you ever seen anyone actually going postal?
    Like literally? A postal worker? Or someone just go ape**** in general?
  • Dear BJ,

    I put the below on a platter and eat them throughout the day at work (after breakfast that is) instead of having a lunch.

    this has therefore replaced lunch, and 1 snack.

    What is your opinion?

    Tesco - Fresh Pineapple, 100 g
    Nuts - Coconut meat, raw, 55.0 g
    Tesco - Carrot Batons, 150 g
    Marks & Spencer - Almonds, 32 g
    Tesco - Seedless Red Grapes, 178 g
    Generic - Apple (S), 200 g
    Marks & Spencer (M&S) - Snack Size Cheddar - 30g,
  • jamiesgotagun
    jamiesgotagun Posts: 670 Member
    i will watch anything they want aslogn as its not dora, i HATE dora, after watching it five million times it gets to you

    My 2 year old's favorite show, ugh :(
  • chanstriste13
    chanstriste13 Posts: 3,277 Member
    what we'd all really like to know:

    is "pootang" one word, or is it hyphenated?
    Shockingly there is little information on this. I would go this way. Since just recently the standard for "email" was to remove the hyphen (we all held a moment of silence), I say we stay ahead of the curve and go with pootang (sic). Personally I always thought it was "poontang", but I refuse to google that at work in fear of the results.

    it is poontang. with a hypen.

    let's say it together.

    "poooon-taaaang!"

    that was fun!
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  • taso42_DELETED
    taso42_DELETED Posts: 3,394 Member
    9,36,225,256,400,?,1225,1600

    what should the ? be
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Dear BJ,

    I put the below on a platter and eat them throughout the day at work (after breakfast that is) instead of having a lunch.

    this has therefore replaced lunch, and 1 snack.

    What is your opinion?

    Tesco - Fresh Pineapple, 100 g
    Nuts - Coconut meat, raw, 55.0 g
    Tesco - Carrot Batons, 150 g
    Marks & Spencer - Almonds, 32 g
    Tesco - Seedless Red Grapes, 178 g
    Generic - Apple (S), 200 g
    Marks & Spencer (M&S) - Snack Size Cheddar - 30g,
    Looks healthy. Not a fan of fresh pineapple. I need the canned kind with all the sugar.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    If you open your throat, a shot can down pretty quick.
  • I have the ultimate puzzler....


    How am I getting home from work tonight?!
  • thecanface
    thecanface Posts: 1,180 Member
    where's waldo?
  • ginnyroxx
    ginnyroxx Posts: 763
    do you cheat when playing video games?
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

    Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. [he is thrown over]

    Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.

    Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?

    King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

    I could watch that movie over and over.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    9,36,225,256,400,?,1225,1600

    what should the ? be
    I could probably google that, but that feels dirty and trust me, i feel that way more often than I need to. As Douglas Adams would say...42.
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  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    And where did they get the coconuts anyway?

    RJ - you're fired! :laugh:

    but binary did answer the question correctly as there were several correct answers
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I have the ultimate puzzler....


    How am I getting home from work tonight?!
    Hitchhike?
    :cue brown chicken brown cow music:

    I have no idea why that popped into my head.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    where's waldo?
    In an illicit romance with carmen Santiago.
  • I have the ultimate puzzler....


    How am I getting home from work tonight?!
    Hitchhike?
    :cue brown chicken brown cow music:

    I have no idea why that popped into my head.

    Sure, if I want to get raped! I might have to walk though.. 2 hours!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    do you cheat when playing video games?
    Don't need to cheat. Pure talent right here.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

    Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. [he is thrown over]

    Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.

    Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?

    King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

    I could watch that movie over and over.

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

    And where did they get the coconuts anyway?

    RJ - you're fired! :laugh:
    I have Life of Brian nearly memorized.
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