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      OH Binary Jester i have two questions :

      Do you realise the Intials of your screen name come to BJ ?

      People told me im generally come off as arrogant and aloof to them (But i find these sort of people arent worth paying attention to) how do i fix this?
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      string or nothing.... anyone who gets this reference is awesome

      "Not fair! not fair!" he hissed. "It isn't fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it's got in it's nassty little pocketsess?"
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      Why do dogs LOVE to eat cat poop?
      I thought dog just ate poop in general.
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      People told me im generally come off as arrogant and aloof to them (But i find these sort of people arent worth paying attention to) how do i fix this?
      Tee hee. Ha.
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      OH Binary Jester i have two questions :

      Do you realise the Intials of your screen name come to BJ ?

      People told me im generally come off as arrogant and aloof to them (But i find these sort of people arent worth paying attention to) how do i fix this?
      BJ was more by design than accident.

      Why fix it? Honestly I get accused of that often, but after they get to know me they said the impression was because of the way I spoke and presented myself. I am still not sure I get that.
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      I'm taking a break at work and looking for some fun people to chat with about weight loss and whatever else!!!!!!! :smile:

      I'm new at this though so I'm not really sure what I'm doing.
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      Who killed Laura Palmer?

      Nice. One of the Best TV shows OF ALL TIME! (Kyle McLachlan in the 80s :love: :smooched:)
      As I"m sure you all know, Bob manifests himself in different people...but no spoilers here :bigsmile:

      @CygnusR : I suspect that people might find you to be arrogant/aloof b/c your photo is so intimidating:
      your forehead is foreshortened - you look extremely brainy! :laugh: :flowerforyou: <== just busting your chops.

      @ Mick610: WELCOME!
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      I'm taking a break at work and looking for some fun people to chat with about weight loss and whatever else!!!!!!! :smile:

      I'm new at this though so I'm not really sure what I'm doing.
      Is that a question? And you can ask anything. I know a little about fitness and nutrition.
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      Binary - sorry if this is too personal - but have you ever seen anyone actually going postal?
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      Binary - sorry if this is too personal - but have you ever seen anyone actually going postal?
      Like literally? A postal worker? Or someone just go ape**** in general?
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      Dear BJ,

      I put the below on a platter and eat them throughout the day at work (after breakfast that is) instead of having a lunch.

      this has therefore replaced lunch, and 1 snack.

      What is your opinion?

      Tesco - Fresh Pineapple, 100 g
      Nuts - Coconut meat, raw, 55.0 g
      Tesco - Carrot Batons, 150 g
      Marks & Spencer - Almonds, 32 g
      Tesco - Seedless Red Grapes, 178 g
      Generic - Apple (S), 200 g
      Marks & Spencer (M&S) - Snack Size Cheddar - 30g,
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      i will watch anything they want aslogn as its not dora, i HATE dora, after watching it five million times it gets to you

      My 2 year old's favorite show, ugh :(
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      Shockingly there is little information on this. I would go this way. Since just recently the standard for "email" was to remove the hyphen (we all held a moment of silence), I say we stay ahead of the curve and go with pootang (sic). Personally I always thought it was "poontang", but I refuse to google that at work in fear of the results.

      it is poontang. with a hypen.

      let's say it together.

      "poooon-taaaang!"

      that was fun!
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      9,36,225,256,400,?,1225,1600

      what should the ? be
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      Dear BJ,

      I put the below on a platter and eat them throughout the day at work (after breakfast that is) instead of having a lunch.

      this has therefore replaced lunch, and 1 snack.

      What is your opinion?

      Tesco - Fresh Pineapple, 100 g
      Nuts - Coconut meat, raw, 55.0 g
      Tesco - Carrot Batons, 150 g
      Marks & Spencer - Almonds, 32 g
      Tesco - Seedless Red Grapes, 178 g
      Generic - Apple (S), 200 g
      Marks & Spencer (M&S) - Snack Size Cheddar - 30g,
      Looks healthy. Not a fan of fresh pineapple. I need the canned kind with all the sugar.
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      What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
      If you open your throat, a shot can down pretty quick.
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      I have the ultimate puzzler....


      How am I getting home from work tonight?!
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      where's waldo?
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      do you cheat when playing video games?
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      What is the air/speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

      King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

      Bridgekeeper: Huh? I… I don’t know that. [he is thrown over]

      Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.

      Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?

      King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

      I could watch that movie over and over.
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      9,36,225,256,400,?,1225,1600

      what should the ? be
      I could probably google that, but that feels dirty and trust me, i feel that way more often than I need to. As Douglas Adams would say...42.
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    • Posts: 3,638 Member
      :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

      And where did they get the coconuts anyway?

      RJ - you're fired! :laugh:

      but binary did answer the question correctly as there were several correct answers
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      I have the ultimate puzzler....


      How am I getting home from work tonight?!
      Hitchhike?
      :cue brown chicken brown cow music:

      I have no idea why that popped into my head.
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      where's waldo?
      In an illicit romance with carmen Santiago.
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      Hitchhike?
      :cue brown chicken brown cow music:

      I have no idea why that popped into my head.

      Sure, if I want to get raped! I might have to walk though.. 2 hours!
    • Posts: 3,311 Member
      do you cheat when playing video games?
      Don't need to cheat. Pure talent right here.
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      :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

      And where did they get the coconuts anyway?

      RJ - you're fired! :laugh:
      I have Life of Brian nearly memorized.
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