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  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Are high heels and socks or leather boots sexier?
    High heels because they make me look taller and get me on the rides that say...If you can reach this point _____________
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Wow...I have not thought of that show in forever. My first thought was...if I was ever going to date a dead girl, Laura Palmer might be it.
    Brown chicken brown cow.

    I can imagine the dead silence after this answer.

    While dating dead girls is less expensive (they don't each much when you take them to a fancy restaurant like Sizzler) they have terrible hygiene issues. I would not recommend it.

    and don't even get started on the problems with zombie strippers.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    How many people are buried in the grave at "Nine Mens Misery" in cumberland, RI
    Without google'ing, is that a place where they bury mother-in-laws?
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    How high can a person count on both hands in binary? (Assuming they have 2 hands and 10 digits)
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    zombie strippers.
    Underrated movie. The plot tension and amazing dialog makes it a must see. Oh...and there are b00bieswoo.gif.

    Oh and list time I took a zombie stripped to a fancy restaurant, she ate the waiter.
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    :sigh: thanks for keeping me distracted from my work :)

    and what's the real answer to the graveyard in cumberland?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Oh Great Binary Jester

    Can you say this out loud?

    "I am not a pheasant plucker, im a pheasant pluckers son, im only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckings done!!"
    I tried it twice and sounded like I was catching Tourette Syndrome
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 574 Member
    I really should be working!

    *is douchebaggery a word?*
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    :sigh: thanks for keeping me distracted from my work :)

    and what's the real answer to the graveyard in cumberland?

    the real answer to nine mens misery...is 8
  • JDMPWR
    JDMPWR Posts: 1,863 Member
    My vote is for The League btw!!!

    If you have to listed to only one band for a month would you chose Metallica Pre 1998 or the Smiths/Morrisey?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    How high can a person count on both hands in binary? (Assuming they have 2 hands and 10 digits)
    1023
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    What have I got in my pocket?

    string or nothing.... anyone who gets this reference is awesome
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    What have I got in my pocket?

    string or nothing.... anyone who gets this reference is awesome

    I have something in my pocket, but I have nothing in my pocket?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    I really should be working!

    *is douchebaggery a word?*
    American Heritage recognizes it as a slang word. Nada for Merriam-Webster. Merriam says for a word to be recognized as a word, it has to be widely used. I say we start a movement!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday. How did he do it?
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday. How did he do it?

    do you watch icarly? lol
  • therobinator
    therobinator Posts: 832 Member
    Friday is a horse.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    My vote is for The League btw!!!

    If you have to listed to only one band for a month would you chose Metallica Pre 1998 or the Smiths/Morrisey?
    I generally listen to music that enhances my mood. if i am depressed, I listen to depressing music and vice versa. Iam generally not depressed, so i would have to say Metallica.
  • Bigpelly8
    Bigpelly8 Posts: 504 Member
    I really should be working!

    *is douchebaggery a word?*
    American Heritage recognizes it as a slang word. Nada for Merriam-Webster. Merriam says for a word to be recognized as a word, it has to be widely used. I say we start a movement!


    I would like to get in on this douchebaggery movement. It is a worldwide issue that I think needs some addressing.

    The word should be recognized....the practice should be banned!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Unfortunately yes, I have two teens in my house......

    but since you know of ICarly Im guessing you do??...
    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday. How did he do it?

    do you watch icarly? lol
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    Unfortunately yes, I have two teens in my house......

    but since you know of ICarly Im guessing you do??...
    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday. How did he do it?

    do you watch icarly? lol

    my nine yr old niece loves it, and i dont mind it, its entertianing lol
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Unfortunately yes, I have two teens in my house......

    but since you know of ICarly Im guessing you do??...

    Also
    sweet life
    sponge bob
    Mickey mouse clubhouse
    kids next door....etc

    (I also have a 21month old)
    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday. How did he do it?

    do you watch icarly? lol
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    Dont you sometimes get hooked. LOL!!!! I sometimes catch myself after they walk out the room LOL!! then I change the chanel.

    Sorry RJ we kinda highjacked your post LOL!!
    Unfortunately yes, I have two teens in my house......

    but since you know of ICarly Im guessing you do??...
    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday. How did he do it?

    do you watch icarly? lol

    my nine yr old niece loves it, and i dont mind it, its entertianing lol
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    i will watch anything they want aslogn as its not dora, i HATE dora, after watching it five million times it gets to you
  • therobinator
    therobinator Posts: 832 Member
    I would like to get in on this douchebaggery movement. It is a worldwide issue that I think needs some addressing.

    The word should be recognized....the practice should be banned!
    A-frickin-men!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday. How did he do it?
    The horse's name is Friday.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday. How did he do it?

    do you watch icarly? lol
    Spencer is the only funny person on iCarly.
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Dont you sometimes get hooked. LOL!!!! I sometimes catch myself after they walk out the room LOL!! then I change the chanel.

    Sorry RJ we kinda highjacked your post LOL!!
    Unfortunately yes, I have two teens in my house......

    but since you know of ICarly Im guessing you do??...
    A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he leaves 3 days later on Friday. How did he do it?

    do you watch icarly? lol

    my nine yr old niece loves it, and i dont mind it, its entertianing lol
    No worries. one time I HAD to see the ending of a Wizards of Waverly Place (I can't even blame the kids on that one, they weren't around). I admonished myself for an hour after.
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Why do dogs LOVE to eat cat poop?
  • JoyceJoanne
    JoyceJoanne Posts: 760 Member
    I really should be working!

    *is douchebaggery a word?*
    American Heritage recognizes it as a slang word. Nada for Merriam-Webster. Merriam says for a word to be recognized as a word, it has to be widely used. I say we start a movement!


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=douchebaggery
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