Facts about Chuck Norris:
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Leave my husband outta this! :grumble:0 -
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Leave my husband outta this! :grumble:
Wow I didn't know Brett's wife was on the forums, why didn't you convince him to come to Carolina :laugh:0 -
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Leave my husband outta this! :grumble:
Wow I didn't know Brett's wife was on the forums, why didn't you convince him to come to Carolina :laugh:
IF I could convince him to go anywhere, I'd be to Chicago!
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:laugh: sorry looks like NY will have to do for now.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Leave my husband outta this! :grumble:
Wow I didn't know Brett's wife was on the forums, why didn't you convince him to come to Carolina :laugh:
IF I could convince him to go anywhere, I'd be to Chicago!0 -
he went to the wrong NY team!
:laugh: sorry looks like NY will have to do for now.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Leave my husband outta this! :grumble:
Wow I didn't know Brett's wife was on the forums, why didn't you convince him to come to Carolina :laugh:
IF I could convince him to go anywhere, I'd be to Chicago!
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Dude, I bursted out laughing in my office on the Bill Gates one.0 -
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Dude, I bursted out laughing in my office on the Bill Gates one.
:laugh: :laugh: Yep gotta a laugh out of that one myself.0 -
he went to the wrong NY team!
:laugh: sorry looks like NY will have to do for now.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Leave my husband outta this! :grumble:
Wow I didn't know Brett's wife was on the forums, why didn't you convince him to come to Carolina :laugh:
IF I could convince him to go anywhere, I'd be to Chicago!
Sorry Manning has the other team locked down0 -
And still going strong... lol
These are too funny, thanks for sharing all these guys!0 -
he went to the wrong NY team!
:laugh: sorry looks like NY will have to do for now.Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Leave my husband outta this! :grumble:
Wow I didn't know Brett's wife was on the forums, why didn't you convince him to come to Carolina :laugh:
IF I could convince him to go anywhere, I'd be to Chicago!
Sorry Manning has the other team locked down
yeh, Manning does have that team on lock.. this yr is goin to be nuts.
fantasy football will never be the same! :noway:0 -
I know, but Im a Packer fan from NY,
at least if he moved to the Giants, I could route for them,
but the Jets?
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And still going strong... lol
These are too funny, thanks for sharing all these guys!
:laugh: I love your avatar pic. :laugh:0 -
Chuck Norris TP0
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Chuck Norris' Cat0
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Chuck Norris TP
OUCH!!!0 -
Chuck Norris' Cat
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizards' legs. Hence - snakes.
(BTW: These aren't mine. Got them from chucknorrisfacts.com)
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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.0
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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.0
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.0
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BAAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh: :laugh: Family Guy and Chuck Norris!! Priceless0 -
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Chuck Norris decided to hide out...He goes by the Michael Phelps.0
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
OMG these TOTALLY cracked me up!!!! :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Funny! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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