Chocolate vs. Sex...

Theresa35

What the heck??? You ladies sleep on rubber sheets?? No way would I want chocolate all over my bedding. :laugh:

Maybe next time we stay in a hotel though....

Shannon, Shannon...you really do need to live a little...

that's why you do it on the dining table.....

alifelessevident

I dont know that is a hard decision I LOOOOVVVEEEE my chocolate and chocolate never let me down:laugh:

am i that deprived of my sweets that i would agree, and at this juncture take some chocolate..... this does not bode well that i can live without the sex but not without the chocolate......definitely like the whole combo idea though, can work off those extra calories..... oh well, tonight , for me, i shall go wanting, and be deprived of both :sad: :sad: :grumble: :sad: :sad:

I'm with you bro, besides sex has been hurting my wrist lately.

:laugh: yeah no kidding:laugh: :laugh: :sad:

hnlymark

What the heck??? You ladies sleep on rubber sheets?? No way would I want chocolate all over my bedding. :laugh:

Maybe next time we stay in a hotel though....

Shannon, Shannon...you really do need to live a little...

that's why you do it on the dining table.....

Lord have mercy... :blushing:

Theresa35

I'm with you bro, besides sex has been hurting my wrist lately.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

BEFORE

I dont know that is a hard decision I LOOOOVVVEEEE my chocolate and chocolate never let me down:laugh:

am i that deprived of my sweets that i would agree, and at this juncture take some chocolate..... this does not bode well that i can live without the sex but not without the chocolate......definitely like the whole combo idea though, can work off those extra calories..... oh well, tonight , for me, i shall go wanting, and be deprived of both :sad: :sad: :grumble: :sad: :sad:

I'm with you bro, besides sex has been hurting my wrist lately.

:laugh: yeah no kidding:laugh: :laugh: :sad:

Oh well how bad could one Herseys kiss be?

BEFORE

I dont know that is a hard decision I LOOOOVVVEEEE my chocolate and chocolate never let me down:laugh:

am i that deprived of my sweets that i would agree, and at this juncture take some chocolate..... this does not bode well that i can live without the sex but not without the chocolate......definitely like the whole combo idea though, can work off those extra calories..... oh well, tonight , for me, i shall go wanting, and be deprived of both :sad: :sad: :grumble: :sad: :sad:

I'm with you bro, besides sex has been hurting my wrist lately.

:laugh: yeah no kidding:laugh: :laugh: :sad:

Oh well how could one Herseys kiss be?

Looked it up 22 cals, 3 carbs, 1 fat, and 1 dumba$$ because I Can't spell Hershey.

Theresa35

What the heck??? You ladies sleep on rubber sheets?? No way would I want chocolate all over my bedding. :laugh:

Maybe next time we stay in a hotel though....

Shannon, Shannon...you really do need to live a little...

that's why you do it on the dining table.....

Lord have mercy... :blushing:

Okay fine...if you don't like that dining table idea, there's always on the kitchen floor, like in that scene from 9 1/2 weeks...

Then you could just mop the mess up later....

alifelessevident

I dont know that is a hard decision I LOOOOVVVEEEE my chocolate and chocolate never let me down:laugh:

am i that deprived of my sweets that i would agree, and at this juncture take some chocolate..... this does not bode well that i can live without the sex but not without the chocolate......definitely like the whole combo idea though, can work off those extra calories..... oh well, tonight , for me, i shall go wanting, and be deprived of both :sad: :sad: :grumble: :sad: :sad:

I'm with you bro, besides sex has been hurting my wrist lately.

:laugh: yeah no kidding:laugh: :laugh: :sad:

Oh well how could one Herseys kiss be?

Looked it up 22 cals, 3 carbs, 1 fat, and 1 dumba$$ because I Can't spell Hershey.

:laugh: ah but one is never enough, hershey kiss that is...um yeah hershey kiss.....

Shannon023

What the heck??? You ladies sleep on rubber sheets?? No way would I want chocolate all over my bedding. :laugh:

Maybe next time we stay in a hotel though....

Shannon, Shannon...you really do need to live a little...

that's why you do it on the dining table.....

Lord have mercy... :blushing:

Okay fine...if you don't like that dining table idea, there's always on the kitchen floor, like in that scene from 9 1/2 weeks...

Then you could just mop the mess up later....

Chocolate sauce.....kitchen floor.....my dogs would go nuts. :laugh:

BEFORE

I dont know that is a hard decision I LOOOOVVVEEEE my chocolate and chocolate never let me down:laugh:

am i that deprived of my sweets that i would agree, and at this juncture take some chocolate..... this does not bode well that i can live without the sex but not without the chocolate......definitely like the whole combo idea though, can work off those extra calories..... oh well, tonight , for me, i shall go wanting, and be deprived of both :sad: :sad: :grumble: :sad: :sad:

I'm with you bro, besides sex has been hurting my wrist lately.

:laugh: yeah no kidding:laugh: :laugh: :sad:

Oh well how could one Herseys kiss be?

Looked it up 22 cals, 3 carbs, 1 fat, and 1 dumba$$ because I Can't spell Hershey.

:laugh: ah but one is never enough, hershey kiss that is...um yeah hershey kiss.....

Put some caramel in the chocolate and it is hard to say no to the voices.

hnlymark

What the heck??? You ladies sleep on rubber sheets?? No way would I want chocolate all over my bedding. :laugh:

Maybe next time we stay in a hotel though....

Shannon, Shannon...you really do need to live a little...

that's why you do it on the dining table.....

Lord have mercy... :blushing:

Okay fine...if you don't like that dining table idea, there's always on the kitchen floor, like in that scene from 9 1/2 weeks...

Then you could just mop the mess up later....

Chocolate sauce.....kitchen floor.....my dogs would go nuts. :laugh:

SEEE! Now you don't even need to mop! Just don't forget to lock the doggies up during; nothing ruins the moment quite like a dog licking you in the face. :laugh:

Theresa35

What the heck??? You ladies sleep on rubber sheets?? No way would I want chocolate all over my bedding. :laugh:

Maybe next time we stay in a hotel though....

Shannon, Shannon...you really do need to live a little...

that's why you do it on the dining table.....

Lord have mercy... :blushing:

Okay fine...if you don't like that dining table idea, there's always on the kitchen floor, like in that scene from 9 1/2 weeks...

Then you could just mop the mess up later....

Chocolate sauce.....kitchen floor.....my dogs would go nuts. :laugh:

SEEE! Now you don't even need to mop! Just don't forget to lock the doggies up during; nothing ruins the moment quite like a dog licking you in the face. :laugh:

:laugh: or anywhere else :laugh:

kimber607

Hi all...

I'm too much of a chocolate junkie to give it up (chocolate that is..LOL)..I have dark chocolate daily...
Dh would be a happy man if I were to give this experiment a little try....

I'm with u Shannon...chocolate in the bed room...yuck

Kim

Shannon023

Chocolate sauce.....kitchen floor.....my dogs would go nuts. :laugh:

SEEE! Now you don't even need to mop! Just don't forget to lock the doggies up during; nothing ruins the moment quite like a dog licking you in the face. :laugh:

:laugh: or anywhere else :laugh:

That's what I was thinking. :laugh: Cold, wet nose to the butt and I'm head first into the fridge! :laugh:

momma2jaiden

:laugh: i have been known to trade hubby sex for a workout lol right now you all made me crave chocolate i had to settle for the M&M's since hubby is working lol thank god there only 100 calories lol
as for chocolate in the bedroom to sticky for my taste lol not as exciting as i would expect but i'll have a few chocolate covered banana's :happy:

Theresa35

Chocolate sauce.....kitchen floor.....my dogs would go nuts. :laugh:

SEEE! Now you don't even need to mop! Just don't forget to lock the doggies up during; nothing ruins the moment quite like a dog licking you in the face. :laugh:

:laugh: or anywhere else :laugh:

That's what I was thinking. :laugh: Cold, wet nose to the butt and I'm head first into the fridge! :laugh:

Sounds like a tape for a dirty version of America's Funniest Home Videos....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SoupNazi

I have never really liked "chocolate" {giggle}

hnlymark

Chocolate sauce.....kitchen floor.....my dogs would go nuts. :laugh:

SEEE! Now you don't even need to mop! Just don't forget to lock the doggies up during; nothing ruins the moment quite like a dog licking you in the face. :laugh:

:laugh: or anywhere else :laugh:

That's what I was thinking. :laugh: Cold, wet nose to the butt and I'm head first into the fridge! :laugh:

Sounds like a tape for a dirty version of America's Funniest Home Videos....:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Back at the doctor's...

Doctor: "So how DID you hit your head?"
Shannon: "Funny you should ask..." :laugh:

Theresa35

Back at the doctor's...

Doctor: "So how DID you hit your head?"
Shannon: "Funny you should ask..." :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Theresa35

Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

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Haha! My husband would love that! However, what about the times when he's not around?? :huh:


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SoupNazi

Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

But if you'll notice...I am still here.:frown:

alifelessevident

Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

But if you'll notice...I am still here.:frown:

don't feel too bad ladies, i'm always having chocolate by myself :laugh: lol...:sad: :sad:

msce2

Hubby's at work, so I guess I'll have to go for the chocolate.

You guys are too funny though, I've been lmao, and my kids have been asking what I'm laughing at.


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Theresa35

Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

But if you'll notice...I am still here.:frown:

don't feel too bad ladies, i'm always having chocolate by myself :laugh: lol...:sad: :sad:

Well, that's just too many lonely people if you ask me...:brokenheart:

We could all get together, but then we'd have to move to a *different* kind of site....:laugh:

SoupNazi

Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

But if you'll notice...I am still here.:frown:

don't feel too bad ladies, i'm always having chocolate by myself :laugh: lol...:sad: :sad:

Well, that's just too many lonely people if you ask me...:brokenheart:

We could all get together, but then we'd have to move to a *different* kind of site....:laugh:

ROFL!!

Unfortunately....most of them on that site would be married folks...LOL

hnlymark

Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

alifelessevident

Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

But if you'll notice...I am still here.:frown:

don't feel too bad ladies, i'm always having chocolate by myself :laugh: lol...:sad: :sad:

Well, that's just too many lonely people if you ask me...:brokenheart:

We could all get together, but then we'd have to move to a *different* kind of site....:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Theresa35

Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

But if you'll notice...I am still here.:frown:

don't feel too bad ladies, i'm always having chocolate by myself :laugh: lol...:sad: :sad:

Well, that's just too many lonely people if you ask me...:brokenheart:

We could all get together, but then we'd have to move to a *different* kind of site....:laugh:

ROFL!!

Unfortunately....most of them on that site would be married folks...LOL

Well, once again I'm screwed :grumble: (no wait, I'm not, that's the whole problem here) LOL

alifelessevident

what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble: