Chocolate vs. Sex...

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  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
    what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble:

    :laugh: I hear ya....:grumble: :laugh:
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
    what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble:

    :laugh: I hear ya....:grumble: :laugh:

    You can still have chocolate.. I need you people, to live alil... Get some chocolate and bananas, a lil whip cream (the lite version) and make tons of sundaes! It won't be to many calories if you get the light chocolate too... Plus you'd be burning off a nice amount of the calories. I think this gave me an idea!
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble:

    :laugh: I hear ya....:grumble: :laugh:

    You can still have chocolate.. I need you people, to live alil... Get some chocolate and bananas, a lil whip cream (the lite version) and make tons of sundaes! It won't be to many calories if you get the light chocolate too... Plus you'd be burning off a nice amount of the calories. I think this gave me an idea!

    I think my grandma has that recipe! Lemme see herereading.gif

    Yup...there it is! It's titled "Banana Split for 1"
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    What I really want to know is does the reverse of this logic work? :huh: Like when my husband wants SEX can I instead throw some CHOCOLATE at him and go to sleep? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • alifelessevident
    alifelessevident Posts: 390
    What I really want to know is does the reverse of this logic work? :huh: Like when my husband wants SEX can I instead throw some CHOCOLATE at him and go to sleep? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    that could work... is he as desperate for chocolate as some of us though?
  • pecksun8
    pecksun8 Posts: 570
    What I really want to know is does the reverse of this logic work? :huh: Like when my husband wants SEX can I instead throw some CHOCOLATE at him and go to sleep? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Amen! :laugh:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member

    Chocolate sauce.....kitchen floor.....my dogs would go nuts. :laugh:

    SEEE! Now you don't even need to mop! Just don't forget to lock the doggies up during; nothing ruins the moment quite like a dog licking you in the face. :laugh:

    :laugh: or anywhere else :laugh:

    That's what I was thinking. :laugh: Cold, wet nose to the butt and I'm head first into the fridge! :laugh:
    Love hurts.
  • sculley
    sculley Posts: 2,012 Member
    Too much sex talk for my liking right now.....Some of us are single....and unfortunately for me I will be eating CHOCOLATE for a LONG time!!!!!!
  • sculley
    sculley Posts: 2,012 Member
    Too much sex talk for my liking right now.....Some of us are single....and unfortunately for me I will be eating CHOCOLATE for a LONG time!!!!!!
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Ok, I can't take it anymore....:mad: You all have fun talking about your fun...this single girl is outta here...it's just not fair I tell ya...just not fair....:grumble:

    Guess I'll go eat some chocolate...by myself...:angry:

    They do sell ummmmmmmmmmmm......how do I keep this ummmmmm PG-13..........:smokin: :glasses: :devil: BOB's :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    What the heck??? You ladies sleep on rubber sheets?? No way would I want chocolate all over my bedding. :laugh:

    Maybe next time we stay in a hotel though....y_thinking.gif

    Bathtub :bigsmile: orrrrrrrrrr ummmmmmm put something down :laugh: :laugh: :blushing: :blushing:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Too much sex talk for my liking right now.....Some of us are single....and unfortunately for me I will be eating CHOCOLATE for a LONG time!!!!!!

    Disagree you have the honey to attract the bees and You live in CA for crying outloud.
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    What the heck??? You ladies sleep on rubber sheets?? No way would I want chocolate all over my bedding. :laugh:

    Maybe next time we stay in a hotel though....y_thinking.gif

    Shannon, Shannon...you really do need to live a little...

    that's why you do it on the dining table.....:tongue:

    OOOhhhh yea :bigsmile: dining table :drinker:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    Ok, I can't take it anymore....:mad: You all have fun talking about your fun...this single girl is outta here...it's just not fair I tell ya...just not fair....:grumble:

    Guess I'll go eat some chocolate...by myself...:angry:

    They do sell ummmmmmmmmmmm......how do I keep this ummmmmm PG-13..........:smokin: :glasses: :devil: BOB's :bigsmile:

    Big Old Bars (of chocolate)
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

    Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

    Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

    You could eat it like Soupy - for cash only. :laugh: :laugh:


    ((I'm soooooo dead)) :embarassed:

    Luuuvvvvvvv you, Soupy!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
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    ooh...even better healthy strawberries with chocolate with sex!

    Um, I think this picture might represent something here:huh: .......................Oh, it's chocolate!!!
    ALL YOU dirty, dirty people. Geesh! :blushing:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble:

    :laugh: I hear ya....:grumble: :laugh:

    You can still have chocolate.. I need you people, to live alil... Get some chocolate and bananas, a lil whip cream (the lite version) and make tons of sundaes! It won't be to many calories if you get the light chocolate too... Plus you'd be burning off a nice amount of the calories. I think this gave me an idea!

    Oooohhhh Thanks for that idea :bigsmile: My poor fiance will never get any rest......I crave chocolate ALL OF THE TIME!!! :laugh: :laugh: People at work eat it constantly....:grumble:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Ok, I can't take it anymore....:mad: You all have fun talking about your fun...this single girl is outta here...it's just not fair I tell ya...just not fair....:grumble:

    Guess I'll go eat some chocolate...by myself...:angry:

    They do sell ummmmmmmmmmmm......how do I keep this ummmmmm PG-13..........:smokin: :glasses: :devil: BOB's :bigsmile:

    Big Old Bars (of chocolate)

    Yup........what else would BOB mean :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

    Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

    Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

    You could eat it like Soupy - for cash only. :laugh: :laugh:


    ((I'm soooooo dead)) :embarassed:

    Luuuvvvvvvv you, Soupy!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:


    ROFLMAO!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

    Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

    Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

    You could eat it like Soupy - for cash only. :laugh: :laugh:


    ((I'm soooooo dead)) :embarassed:

    Luuuvvvvvvv you, Soupy!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

    Oh no you did not! Ali has been teaching me things and one of them involves SHUNNING.

    Shannon.......shun on198.gif
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
    Kinda funny how many times this topic has been viewed......:smokin:

    I say, eat your chocolate and then burn it off (with someone else, hint hint!) :wink: :wink:

    Do a liitle dance, sing a little song, get down tonight! Get down tonight!
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
    what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble:

    :laugh: I hear ya....:grumble: :laugh:

    You can still have chocolate.. I need you people, to live alil... Get some chocolate and bananas, a lil whip cream (the lite version) and make tons of sundaes! It won't be to many calories if you get the light chocolate too... Plus you'd be burning off a nice amount of the calories. I think this gave me an idea!

    I think my grandma has that recipe! Lemme see herereading.gif

    Yup...there it is! It's titled "Banana Split for 1"

    IF you do it right it'd be banana spilt for 2!
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    New Aerosmith song "Chocolate in a elevator"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

    Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

    Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

    You could eat it like Soupy - for cash only. :laugh: :laugh:


    ((I'm soooooo dead)) :embarassed:

    Luuuvvvvvvv you, Soupy!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

    Oh no you did not! Ali has been teaching me things and one of them involves SHUNNING.

    Shannon.......shun on198.gif

    But you're my Huckleberry and you knows I luuuubbbbbs yeeeewwwwww....:smooched:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
    New George Michaal song "I want your Chocolate"
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

    Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

    Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

    You could eat it like Soupy - for cash only. :laugh: :laugh:


    ((I'm soooooo dead)) :embarassed:

    Luuuvvvvvvv you, Soupy!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

    Oh no you did not! Ali has been teaching me things and one of them involves SHUNNING.

    Shannon.......shun on198.gif

    But you're my Huckleberry and you knows I luuuubbbbbs yeeeewwwwww....:smooched:

    HEY!!!!!!!!!!! you said "I" was your huckleberry!!!!
    .......:frown:...............:cry: ......................:sad: :brokenheart: :sad:

    glad you're shunning her soupy...guess who else is too! :angry:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    New Aerosmith song "Chocolate in a elevator"

    UGH...chocolate w/Steven Tyler. scared.gif

    Halloween candy from 1984 would be better for you. :sick:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble:

    :laugh: I hear ya....:grumble: :laugh:

    You can still have chocolate.. I need you people, to live alil... Get some chocolate and bananas, a lil whip cream (the lite version) and make tons of sundaes! It won't be to many calories if you get the light chocolate too... Plus you'd be burning off a nice amount of the calories. I think this gave me an idea!

    I think my grandma has that recipe! Lemme see herereading.gif

    Yup...there it is! It's titled "Banana Split for 1"

    IF you do it right it'd be banana spilt for 2!

    So you mean....all this time I have been doing it WRONG?!omg.gif
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
    New Aerosmith song "Chocolate in a elevator"

    UGH...chocolate w/Steven Tyler. scared.gif

    Halloween candy from 1984 would be better for you. :sick:

    ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!

    Dang...forgot about the shun....
    shun on starting.......NOW.
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    New George Michaal song "I want your Chocolate"

    um but eating it in a men's public bathroom...that is sort of unsanitary....wait...OH you said Chocolate...he he he:embarassed: :bigsmile:
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