Chocolate vs. Sex...

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  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
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    Kinda funny how many times this topic has been viewed......:smokin:

    I say, eat your chocolate and then burn it off (with someone else, hint hint!) :wink: :wink:

    Do a liitle dance, sing a little song, get down tonight! Get down tonight!
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
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    what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble:

    :laugh: I hear ya....:grumble: :laugh:

    You can still have chocolate.. I need you people, to live alil... Get some chocolate and bananas, a lil whip cream (the lite version) and make tons of sundaes! It won't be to many calories if you get the light chocolate too... Plus you'd be burning off a nice amount of the calories. I think this gave me an idea!

    I think my grandma has that recipe! Lemme see herereading.gif

    Yup...there it is! It's titled "Banana Split for 1"

    IF you do it right it'd be banana spilt for 2!
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    New Aerosmith song "Chocolate in a elevator"
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

    Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

    Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

    You could eat it like Soupy - for cash only. :laugh: :laugh:


    ((I'm soooooo dead)) :embarassed:

    Luuuvvvvvvv you, Soupy!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

    Oh no you did not! Ali has been teaching me things and one of them involves SHUNNING.

    Shannon.......shun on198.gif

    But you're my Huckleberry and you knows I luuuubbbbbs yeeeewwwwww....:smooched:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    New George Michaal song "I want your Chocolate"
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

    Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

    Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

    You could eat it like Soupy - for cash only. :laugh: :laugh:


    ((I'm soooooo dead)) :embarassed:

    Luuuvvvvvvv you, Soupy!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

    Oh no you did not! Ali has been teaching me things and one of them involves SHUNNING.

    Shannon.......shun on198.gif

    But you're my Huckleberry and you knows I luuuubbbbbs yeeeewwwwww....:smooched:

    HEY!!!!!!!!!!! you said "I" was your huckleberry!!!!
    .......:frown:...............:cry: ......................:sad: :brokenheart: :sad:

    glad you're shunning her soupy...guess who else is too! :angry:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    New Aerosmith song "Chocolate in a elevator"

    UGH...chocolate w/Steven Tyler. scared.gif

    Halloween candy from 1984 would be better for you. :sick:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble:

    :laugh: I hear ya....:grumble: :laugh:

    You can still have chocolate.. I need you people, to live alil... Get some chocolate and bananas, a lil whip cream (the lite version) and make tons of sundaes! It won't be to many calories if you get the light chocolate too... Plus you'd be burning off a nice amount of the calories. I think this gave me an idea!

    I think my grandma has that recipe! Lemme see herereading.gif

    Yup...there it is! It's titled "Banana Split for 1"

    IF you do it right it'd be banana spilt for 2!

    So you mean....all this time I have been doing it WRONG?!omg.gif
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    New Aerosmith song "Chocolate in a elevator"

    UGH...chocolate w/Steven Tyler. scared.gif

    Halloween candy from 1984 would be better for you. :sick:

    ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!

    Dang...forgot about the shun....
    shun on starting.......NOW.
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    New George Michaal song "I want your Chocolate"

    um but eating it in a men's public bathroom...that is sort of unsanitary....wait...OH you said Chocolate...he he he:embarassed: :bigsmile:
  • sculley
    sculley Posts: 2,012 Member
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    Too much sex talk for my liking right now.....Some of us are single....and unfortunately for me I will be eating CHOCOLATE for a LONG time!!!!!!

    Disagree you have the honey to attract the bees and You live in CA for crying outloud.

    I like nice guys....not many of those in Ca....Westerners are just as bad as yankees lol sorry I haven't met a californian guy that was good...hence my ex husband who is a californian..learned my lesson
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

    Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

    Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

    You could eat it like Soupy - for cash only. :laugh: :laugh:


    ((I'm soooooo dead)) :embarassed:

    Luuuvvvvvvv you, Soupy!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

    Oh no you did not! Ali has been teaching me things and one of them involves SHUNNING.

    Shannon.......shun on198.gif

    But you're my Huckleberry and you knows I luuuubbbbbs yeeeewwwwww....:smooched:

    HEY!!!!!!!!!!! you said "I" was your huckleberry!!!!
    .......:frown:...............:cry: ......................:sad: :brokenheart: :sad:

    glad you're shunning her soupy...guess who else is too! :angry:

    Ali & Soupy......hypnotize-060.gif

    You're getting very sleepy.....Shannon is your friend......you luvs her....... hypnotize-060.gif
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
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    what a great euphemism "i need some chocolate", and of course the response i'll get from friends is, "i thought you were on a diet"..... and i am ....a completely involuntary diet that doesn't include any chocolate:grumble: :grumble:

    :laugh: I hear ya....:grumble: :laugh:

    You can still have chocolate.. I need you people, to live alil... Get some chocolate and bananas, a lil whip cream (the lite version) and make tons of sundaes! It won't be to many calories if you get the light chocolate too... Plus you'd be burning off a nice amount of the calories. I think this gave me an idea!

    I think my grandma has that recipe! Lemme see herereading.gif

    Yup...there it is! It's titled "Banana Split for 1"

    IF you do it right it'd be banana spilt for 2!

    So you mean....all this time I have been doing it WRONG?!omg.gif

    Everyone should get a chance to sample the sundae! :laugh:
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
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    Hey...where did everybody go??? Wait a minute...did all of you leave to go get some "chocolate"??? Bummer....:grumble: Nobody invited me....:grumble:

    Oh well, as usual, I'll just have to have some by myself.....:smokin:

    Still here...I type like I eat chocolate...slow and easy like...

    You could eat it like Soupy - for cash only. :laugh: :laugh:


    ((I'm soooooo dead)) :embarassed:

    Luuuvvvvvvv you, Soupy!!!! :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

    Oh no you did not! Ali has been teaching me things and one of them involves SHUNNING.

    Shannon.......shun on198.gif

    But you're my Huckleberry and you knows I luuuubbbbbs yeeeewwwwww....:smooched:

    HEY!!!!!!!!!!! you said "I" was your huckleberry!!!!
    .......:frown:...............:cry: ......................:sad: :brokenheart: :sad:

    glad you're shunning her soupy...guess who else is too! :angry:

    Ali & Soupy......hypnotize-060.gif

    You're getting very sleepy.....Shannon is your friend......you luvs her....... hypnotize-060.gif

    lmao that worked on me, but I was thinkin more of "I'm goin to be Mrs. Phelps!"
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
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    New George Michaal song "I want your Chocolate"

    um but eating it in a men's public bathroom...that is sort of unsanitary....wait...OH you said Chocolate...he he he:embarassed: :bigsmile:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hey bad rep and all, I still think he's HOT!!!
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
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    Too much sex talk for my liking right now.....Some of us are single....and unfortunately for me I will be eating CHOCOLATE for a LONG time!!!!!!

    Disagree you have the honey to attract the bees and You live in CA for crying outloud.

    I like nice guys....not many of those in Ca....Westerners are just as bad as yankees lol sorry I haven't met a californian guy that was good...hence my ex husband who is a californian..learned my lesson

    Nice guys finish last... :laugh:
    I like a bad boy... a good wholesome let's go home and "have some chocolate" type of man!
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
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    New George Michaal song "I want your Chocolate"

    um but eating it in a men's public bathroom...that is sort of unsanitary....wait...OH you said Chocolate...he he he:embarassed: :bigsmile:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hey bad rep and all, I still think he's HOT!!!

    he sure is:love: ....even though he'd just want to be our friend *shrug*...sigh...eye candy is eye candy right?!
  • Theresa35
    Theresa35 Posts: 1,102
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    I like a bad boy... a good wholesome let's go home and "have some chocolate" type of man!

    I LOVE how you used bad boy, wholesome and "chocolate" in the same sentance. I'm in awe!!! :heart:
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member
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    Everyone should get a chance to sample the sundae! :laugh:

    :blushing:

    [insert Shannon's rude Soupy remark here:angry: ]
  • sculley
    sculley Posts: 2,012 Member
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    Too much sex talk for my liking right now.....Some of us are single....and unfortunately for me I will be eating CHOCOLATE for a LONG time!!!!!!

    Disagree you have the honey to attract the bees and You live in CA for crying outloud.

    I like nice guys....not many of those in Ca....Westerners are just as bad as yankees lol sorry I haven't met a californian guy that was good...hence my ex husband who is a californian..learned my lesson

    Nice guys finish last... :laugh:
    I like a bad boy... a good wholesome let's go home and "have some chocolate" type of man!


    LMAO:laugh: I wish I was like that...nope I am alittle bit more picky and like the southern gentleman type...what can I say! (but I do like em alittle exciting in the sheets hehehe i am soooooo darn picky i like my cake and eat it too...)

    I can't believe I am talking about this in forum Public lol oh my :blushing:

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