Keys to a better sex life....

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  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
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    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol

    bwahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    A British company makes this - it's soap.

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    I pity the fool who needs that little pink one in front. :laugh:


    I pity his wife/girlfriend , somebody should do something!!!
  • soup78
    soup78 Posts: 667 Member
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    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol

    bwahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    A British company makes this - it's soap.

    BRlittlehandsoapcopy.jpg

    I pity the fool who needs that little pink one in front. :laugh:

    Just think about what houseguests will think when they peer into the shower and see the tiny little "used" ones! hmmmm, wonder what that's for?! What's that little piece of fuzz.......
  • jackeh
    jackeh Posts: 1,515 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You've never heard of Palmela Handerson? :huh:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol

    bwahahahahaha!!! :laugh: :laugh:

    A British company makes this - it's soap.

    BRlittlehandsoapcopy.jpg

    I pity the fool who needs that little pink one in front. :laugh:

    What I wanna know is what exactly were you "googling" to come across this pic?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    What I wanna know is what exactly were you "googling" to come across this pic?

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  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    Shannon ... your thread died.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Shannon ... your thread died.

    I know. pouty.gif

    Notice Soupy & Before left right about the same time. :angry:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?

    What the..???? :huh:

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
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    Ohh...I doubt that this thread will die...Jamerz is back from the gym......:devil: :devil: :devil:
    Ez

    PS....all this who ha for a measly 139 calories???:bigsmile: {{giggle}}
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
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    I hereby vote this the best thread of the week!:smokin:
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
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    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?

    What the..???? :huh:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Michael Jackson and an underage elephant??:sick:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Rule 32~

    The Love Rug, baybee! :devil:

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    After one use, yes you can own a stinky, matted, sticky love run for the low, low price of $150!!! Operators are standing by now! :drinker:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?

    What the..???? :huh:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Michael Jackson and an underage elephant??:sick:

    I know.... where does it end?
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    After one use, yes you can own a stinky, matted, sticky love run for the low, low price of $150!!! Operators are standing by now! :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
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    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    (According to Reader's Digest)


    18. Get a massage. Or a pedicure, or a facial, or whatever makes you feel better about yourself. If you take care of your own body, you're much more likely to be able to enjoy it. Another good way to take care of yourself is exercise. A side benefit for both men and women: better blood flow to crucial organs.


    I sooooooo agree with this one.... I went 4 years (yes 4!!!!) without because i felt so crappy about myself, I was afraid to get into a relationship because of how i felt about my body .... talk about no sex drive.... but since i have lost almost 50 pounds im more comfortable with my own body ... and i have met someone.... and we will just say we are having fun.... sorry if its TMI lol
    Life is too short to go w/o good for you. I am so glad we met.


    :laugh: but i thought you wernt supposed to tell the other girls here... they may get jealous

    oh poop sorry.
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
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    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:

    Ezzie.....thud.gif

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