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  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!



    :laugh: :laugh: what if your left handed
    Then call me.
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
    So does Ezzie walk bull legged or did the bifocals fool ya again.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
    So does Ezzie walk bull legged or did the bifocals fool ya again.

    :noway:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    elephant-breath-check.jpg Was it my breath?

    What the..???? :huh:

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Michael Jackson and an underage elephant??:sick:

    I know.... where does it end?
    Bweat Thit Bweat thit
    Must be happy time at the Never land ranch
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    funny how all the men of MFP dissappeared... must be happy time lol
    Sorry. They expected me to work today. :grumble: :grumble:
  • pros696
    pros696 Posts: 80
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    Just got back from the gym....not happy time lol
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
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    Just got back from the gym....not happy time lol

    'Ello 'Ello :wink: btw. I'm part of the gutter gang... I'm the lady of the bunch just so ya know.
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
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    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:

    awww, come one you can do it, I know you can :bigsmile:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:

    awww, come one you can do it, I know you can :bigsmile:
    Exit only.
  • Skittles6617
    Skittles6617 Posts: 247 Member
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    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:


    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:

    awww, come one you can do it, I know you can :bigsmile:
    Exit only.


    HAHA one way street
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Just got back from the gym....not happy time lol

    'Ello 'Ello :wink: btw. I'm part of the gutter gang... I'm the lady of the bunch just so ya know.
    That might be the funniest quote on this thread yet. :bigsmile:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    Jeez, reading all these threads....I need to hit the gym :drinker: :explode:

    oh, just go give yourself some "happy time" LOL
    My husband hates it when I say that :laugh:




    "happy time"??? what exaclty is that .... or do i want to know?

    You put your right hand in,
    you put your right hand out
    You put your right hand in
    and you shake it all about!

    You do the happy dance and you turn yourself around
    THAT'S what it's all about!
    YEAH!
    Being that I am a man, I am not turning myself around. :noway:

    awww, come one you can do it, I know you can :bigsmile:
    Exit only.


    HAHA one way street
    Rectum, DAmn near killed them.
  • jamerz3294
    jamerz3294 Posts: 1,824 Member
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    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
    So does Ezzie walk bull legged or did the bifocals fool ya again.

    Her posture is just fine, she's quite flexible really! :devil:
  • BEFORE
    BEFORE Posts: 1,291 Member
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    :tongue: As for Happy Time.... sings the old Burger King jingle "It takes two hands to handle a whopper" :devil:
    So does Ezzie walk bull legged or did the bifocals fool ya again.

    Her posture is just fine, she's quite flexible really! :devil:
    Bows and pays omage to "DA MAN"

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