Since the worlds coming to an end…..
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"All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry." Edgar Allan Poe
??Can I get a witness??
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I'm in ZH's religion....
ditto.
As long as you don't want my money LOL0 -
We are a free religion, keep you money all for you!0
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Since the world is coming to an end ...........please indulge in some latino heat ladies;)0
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I'm in ZH's religion....
ditto.
As long as you don't want my money LOL
No we take a tithing of 10% of your wine and cheese. But we share it all around so every night is more like a wine and cheese tasting. That's what makes us so popular.0 -
World can't be ending! I mean after all the dolphins haven't all flown away and thanked us for all the fish ;P0
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World can't be ending! I mean after all the dolphins having all flown away and thanked us for all the fish ;P
I am so jealous I did not think of that. :laugh:0 -
The Rapture has NOTHING to do with torture. Seriously people need to get educated.
Starting tomorrow He's going to torture almost every man, woman and child on the planet for five months, before He eventually kills us all.
You obviously don't know RoadDog. He was just being funny in his own sarcastic way. He wasn't serious. In fact, it's kind of hard to be serious in the Chit/Chat Fun & Games Forum!0 -
In case the rapture does happen tomorrow, I've already told my boss I won't be coming to work on Monday. :bigsmile:0
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The Mayan calendar ends December 2012 which many people believe will be "The end of the world as we know it" -REM (I wish I could put this to music to give the effect of what I'm hearing in my head)
Sorrry...the end of the world is now tomorrow!!!
No no, RAPTURE is tomorrow...end of the world is still 20120 -
The Mayan calendar ends December 2012 which many people believe will be "The end of the world as we know it" -REM (I wish I could put this to music to give the effect of what I'm hearing in my head)
Sorrry...the end of the world is now tomorrow!!!
No no, RAPTURE is tomorrow...end of the world is still 2012
I still find it unfair that the world is apparently going to end on my 6 year anniversary! lol0 -
No no, RAPTURE is tomorrow...end of the world is still 2012
Yeah...but we'll be embroiled in wailing and a gnashing of teeth until then. I don't think we're suppose to be in the mood to cook up so quinoa and go running...0 -
So lets say an earthquake hits New Zealand at 6PM their time tonight. Who's gonna **** their pants? LOL
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I probably will but then I'll be raptured soon after so I'll have to hurry and clean myself up so I don't arrive in Heaven with poopy pants. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
No no, RAPTURE is tomorrow...end of the world is still 2012
Yeah...but we'll be embroiled in wailing and a gnashing of teeth until then. I don't think we're suppose to be in the mood to cook up so quinoa and go running...
Is it a sign that I'm addicted to MFP because I immediately wondered how many calories gnashing and wailing will burn?
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The rapture is NOT the world ending. How many people actually KNOW what the rapture is? The rapture is when God sends his "chosen" to heaven. Not when the world ends. Only a few select people will leave the Earth and those are the ones chosen by God to be with him in Heaven. THEN later the world ends in a world wide fire. Fire and Brimstone. So please tell me who, of all the posters, really knows what the Rapture is. Because reading this, not many people really do.
it's not that folks do not know what the Rapture is, it that we like making fun of this group saying it is going to happen tomorrow.
While 1 Thessalonians 4:15-17 speaks of the "gathering up" of those who are saved, the many years of theology (educated and uneducated) have have also combine this with the Book of Revelation, thus creating the idea of Christian Eschatology, to whit: Rapture, followed by the Tribulation, followed by the Millinum, ending with final judgment and eternity.
So, yeah some of us do know what the Rapture is and are just making light of this latest end of the world. :happy:
Exactly…for those who believe that Christ will come like a thief in the night know that this is all so funny.0 -
It was funny 3 days ago, the first time I heard about it. Now it is getting annoying and Im sick of hearing it. The same thing when Osama died. Big deal move on.0
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Too awesome0 -
If it ends rightnow, not concerned bc I know where my family and I are headed, but my 7 yr old is a little worried about the dog....lol
Well my dog has a soul I don'r know about yours….lol
Hee hee...MY pup will go with me (wherever we end up ;-)0 -
yay! so we have 'til october to reach our target weight, then enter the gates of heaven lookin' dam good :glasses: 0 -
If it ends rightnow, not concerned bc I know where my family and I are headed, but my 7 yr old is a little worried about the dog....lol
Well my dog has a soul I don'r know about yours….lol
More dogs will make it to heaven than people...they tend to behave much better then people!
(and before someone replies, yes, I know...by faith, not works)0 -
yay! so we have 'til october to reach our target weight, then enter the gates of heaven lookin' dam good :glasses:
That's a great plan.0 -
I'm going to make a prediction. Every person on here's world will end within the next 100 years or so.
Are you ready?0 -
Uh.... I don't mean to alarm anyone but....
RT @BreakingNews Small earthquake, preliminary 3.1 magnitude, rocks Hawaii, no inuries reported http://on.doi.gov/
RT @BreakingNews Moderate 4.8-magnitude earthquake strikes near Solomon Islands, South Pacific http://on.doi.gov/mzlNvF
RT @BreakingNews 5.6-magnitude earthquake strikes near South Sandwich Islands, no tsunami warning issued http://on.doi.gov/lfpxtJ
I'm actually not 100% sure but I think it's 6:00pm there already....0 -
Just to be clear I don't actually believe the Rapture is going to happen, that's just a scary coincidence.
If it hits NZ and then me (live in AUS) maybe then I'll be a little scared lol0 -
hahahaha awesome0
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well they predicted it would start in New Zealand and nothing happened there. and If no one disappeared from Hawaii or any of those other places then chalk it up to there on fault lines and have earth quacks all the time. Plus those look like small earth quakes to me >.>0
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It was funny 3 days ago, the first time I heard about it. Now it is getting annoying and Im sick of hearing it. The same thing when Osama died. Big deal move on.
So...you're sick of hearing about it. But you purposively sought out this very clearly labeled thread...a humor thread, mind you... to expound on how annoying this is and to tell us how we should all move on...
Sounds like your idea of fun is being annoyed. Well...I'm happy to oblige.0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jTGVx2ATLI
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