A little like a dating website...

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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Leave it up to my completely heterosexual life partner to start an epic thread.

    *squeeze*

    *smooches* love you, my completely non-heterosexual life partner :)
  • AndrewTub
    AndrewTub Posts: 86 Member
    22 / M / UK webcam msg me plz grlz x x x


    I jest lmao ! Think there will be some freaks who do message people for things like that! Most of my friends are from the other side of the world in a different time zone so I don't think there's anything going to happen there !
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Wait a minute. What's going on here? My pic of The Hoff in his undies has been deleted! Deleted I tell you. It's an outrage!

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    I feel like starting a petition.

    If I could be arsed.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    On behalf of all decent guys and good married guys, I apologize for the stupidity of the overly horny half of our sex.

    With that said, like most guys, I would love some unsolicited inquiries. I'm very happily married so I'm not really interested but it would be awesome for the confidence, I would walk with my chest puffed out all day. :laugh:


    NO DUDES PLEASE, I know how you guys are and one of you would do it.
  • SMarie1219
    SMarie1219 Posts: 67
    Cracked me up!! I love it!!!:laugh:
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    Wait a minute. What's going on here? My pic of The Hoff in his undies has been deleted! Deleted I tell you. It's an outrage!

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    I feel like starting a petition.

    If I could be arsed.

    I don't see that it is deleted...? Lol
  • voluptas63
    voluptas63 Posts: 602 Member
    My favorite is "Great pictures. I really like this site."


    aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that was it.
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
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  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member

    I don't see that it is deleted...? Lol

    Well if it hasn't been, it should be :laugh: all that fur gave me nightmares about evil kittehs . . .
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member

    I don't see that it is deleted...? Lol

    Well if it hasn't been, it should be :laugh: all that fur gave me nightmares about evil kittehs . . .

    Agreed!! I was wondering why I was having such bizarre dreams lately. Now it all makes sense. Ever since I started posting in this thread!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    I never have guys send me requests for pictures of my feet or toes...Just sayin'
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I don't see that it is deleted...? Lol

    I - do - not - believe - it.

    YOUR pic is still up but MINE has been yanked. And I don't be yanked in a good way. I quite like a good yanking.

    Anyway, I digress. That is manifestly unfair. Ok, I am going to cwwwy and cwwwwy until I am sick and the pic is reinstated. Justice for the Hoff!
  • slheflinVA
    slheflinVA Posts: 47 Member
    Those are the friend requests I delete. I am here for getting healthy not to meet someone.

    yep!
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    I don't see that it is deleted...? Lol

    I - do - not - believe - it.

    YOUR pic is still up but MINE has been yanked. And I don't be yanked in a good way. I quite like a good yanking.

    Anyway, I digress. That is manifestly unfair. Ok, I am going to cwwwy and cwwwwy until I am sick and the pic is reinstated. Justice for the Hoff!

    seriously becoming concerned for you. Have you seen a professional about this . . . Hoff problem?
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    hahahaha
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    I don't see that it is deleted...? Lol

    I - do - not - believe - it.

    YOUR pic is still up but MINE has been yanked. And I don't be yanked in a good way. I quite like a good yanking.

    Anyway, I digress. That is manifestly unfair. Ok, I am going to cwwwy and cwwwwy until I am sick and the pic is reinstated. Justice for the Hoff!

    seriously becoming concerned for you. Have you seen a professional about this . . . Hoff problem?

    Hahahagahahaahahaahaahahaha. Okay that is all.
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
    Awww damn, I never get those kinda messages. :-(
  • aj_rock
    aj_rock Posts: 390 Member
    So the overwhelming response I'm getting is:

    OMG WHAT A CREEPER WHO WOULD DO THAT!? btw I'm single and looking!

    Mixed signals much? Do you want us to message you or not? ;)
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    seriously becoming concerned for you. Have you seen a professional about this . . . Hoff problem?

    How very dare you Miss. I used to think you were gorgeous but now....now....I still think you are gorgeous. Nuts, that didn't go the way I planned it.

    Annnnyway here are some lyrics to show why the Hoff, quite frankly rules:

    "Some people stand in the darkness
    Afraid to step into the light
    Some people need to help somebody
    When the edge of surrender's in sight..

    Don't you worry!
    Its gonna be alright
    cause I'm always ready,
    I won't let you out of my sight.

    I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
    Never you fear (no don't you fear)
    I'll be ready
    Forever and always
    I'm always here."

    Oh, Baywatch, I miss you so....
  • kgool
    kgool Posts: 177 Member
    I got some odd messages after changing my picture, maybe it had to do with the hand on the hip and small dog, I think I gave some people the wrong idea. What is a daddy bear by the way?
  • mschickiepoo
    mschickiepoo Posts: 91 Member
    Awww damn, I never get those kinda messages. :-(

    me either!
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    Whether it's a seemingly creepy message or an innocent compliment, I'm usually flattered. But that's where I draw the line usually. It's nice to hear sometimes, but I'm not looking to start something on here :o) MFP is about my weight loss journey, and self-improvement. That's my only focus. Oh, and epic threads I like to spend lots of time in such as these. Ay caramba.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    maybe it had to do with the hand on the hip and small dog, I think I gave some people the wrong idea. What is a daddy bear by the way?

    So, let us consider the evidence presented in this thread. It seems to get unsolicited pms from women on here a man must a) wear a mask b) carry a small dog c) have a misshapen hat.

    I can really only come to one reliable conclusion based on these facts.

    The women of MFP are freakin' nuts.

    The Prosecution rests.
  • daddyratty
    daddyratty Posts: 305 Member
    Maybe someone said this already (I didn't read through the whole thing), but any time you have a place like this where pretty much everyone has something in common, there's a tendency to emotionally tie yourself to people going through the same thing(s). This is especially the case for those who may not have support of friends and family IRL.

    That said, I'm happily married with three beautiful children. :)
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    maybe it had to do with the hand on the hip and small dog, I think I gave some people the wrong idea. What is a daddy bear by the way?

    So, let us consider the evidence presented in this thread. It seems to get unsolicited pms from women on here a man must a) wear a mask b) carry a small dog c) have a misshapen hat.

    I can really only come to one reliable conclusion based on these facts.

    The women of MFP are freakin' nuts.

    The Prosecution rests.

    Haha you crack me up. Yes, we are CRAZY sob's. Problem?
  • shellyxxxxx
    shellyxxxxx Posts: 143
    am i missing something !
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member

    Haha you crack me up. Yes, we are CRAZY sob's. Problem?

    Oh, no problem. No problem at all. Ummm, but as a bloke there really is only one thing to do:

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  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    This thread amused me yesterday and I come back today and you've gone all straight and serious on me?! For shame!! I am disappointed in you guys. Very very disappointed. :noway:

    You all get a spanking!! :devil:
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    A spanking?!

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Well, if there's spanking being offered I can only say one thing:

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    damn, why do I always have to leave just as things get good *MSF walks off sulking*
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