A little like a dating website...

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  • ChristinaMarie85
    ChristinaMarie85 Posts: 142 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    This thread amused me yesterday and I come back today and you've gone all straight and serious on me?! For shame!! I am disappointed in you guys. Very very disappointed. :noway:

    You all get a spanking!! :devil:

    Oh no!! What in the world happened?? I guess when we left the party died, for shame people. For shame!! ;)
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I feel dirty and used. Wait, no I don't... Damn :(

    I must have different "friends"...

    I can get you dirty and use you at the same time.... :wink:

    Seriously though, my grass needs a good mowin', car needs a bath, windows need to be cleaned....Hehehe

    Ha! I would have to say that's the typical dirty message I would expect to get from the ladies :D

    I guess no one likes trophies :(

    Oh your trophy is so biiiiiiiiiig and so shinny! Can I touch it?? :wink:
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    This thread amused me yesterday and I come back today and you've gone all straight and serious on me?! For shame!! I am disappointed in you guys. Very very disappointed. :noway:

    You all get a spanking!! :devil:


    You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Ohhhh helll yeah! A spanking fest! come one come all aldies.....who wants to be spanked by this here awesomely tanned man??
    its ok I can be gentle :bigsmile:
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    My myMy I think I might start with the tattooed hottie above me!
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    Ohhhh helll yeah! A spanking fest! come one come all aldies.....who wants to be spanked by this here awesomely tanned man??
    its ok I can be gentle :bigsmile:

    Some of us don't like it gentle!

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  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    A spankin' fest sounds like a plan!! :wink:
  • hikeout470
    hikeout470 Posts: 628 Member
    I never get those messages either! WTH!!!

    Me neither, apparently I look like a dog... Woof woof...
  • cjstrong
    cjstrong Posts: 54
    I got some odd messages after changing my picture, maybe it had to do with the hand on the hip and small dog, I think I gave some people the wrong idea. What is a daddy bear by the way?
    HAHHAHAHAHAH
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Ohhhh helll yeah! A spanking fest! come one come all aldies.....who wants to be spanked by this here awesomely tanned man??
    its ok I can be gentle :bigsmile:

    Some of us don't like it gentle!

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    A woman who likes it rough!!!......my kind of woman! which cheek first?
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    Ohhhh helll yeah! A spanking fest! come one come all aldies.....who wants to be spanked by this here awesomely tanned man??
    its ok I can be gentle :bigsmile:

    Some of us don't like it gentle!

    doh.jpg


    A woman who likes it rough!!!......my kind of woman! which cheek first?

    Can't say I really have a cheek preference. :P
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Looks like I am all alone on the thread. Sweeeeeet. Wait, what's that noise???

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  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Looks like I am all alone on the thread. Sweeeeeet. Wait, what's that noise???

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    My bad! :blushing:

    Nice rug BTW :wink:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Nice rug BTW :wink:

    It's a shag pile I have you know. The one on my head isn't bad either ;)
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
    Looks like I am all alone on the thread. Sweeeeeet. Wait, what's that noise???

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    hide!!!

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    ETA: nuts...
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    seriously becoming concerned for you. Have you seen a professional about this . . . Hoff problem?

    How very dare you Miss. I used to think you were gorgeous but now....now....I still think you are gorgeous. Nuts, that didn't go the way I planned it.

    Annnnyway here are some lyrics to show why the Hoff, quite frankly rules:

    "Some people stand in the darkness

    Oh so now I see why the Hoff is your idol; makes perfect sense.
    Afraid to step into the light
    Some people need to help somebody
    When the edge of surrender's in sight..

    Don't you worry!
    Its gonna be alright
    cause I'm always ready,
    I won't let you out of my sight.

    I'll be ready (I'll be ready)
    Never you fear (no don't you fear)
    I'll be ready
    Forever and always
    I'm always here."

    Oh, Baywatch, I miss you so....
  • sleepytexan
    sleepytexan Posts: 3,138 Member
    well that explains everything.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    well that explains everything.

    You see, that's why you rock. You get it. Frankly, I was winging it but all's well that ends well...
  • mschickiepoo
    mschickiepoo Posts: 91 Member
    Nice rug BTW :wink:

    It's a shag pile I have you know. The one on my head isn't bad either ;)

    But does the carpet match the drapes? lol
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    This thread amused me yesterday and I come back today and you've gone all straight and serious on me?! For shame!! I am disappointed in you guys. Very very disappointed. :noway:

    You all get a spanking!! :devil:

    You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.

    Wait, Hoff, lolcats and Monty Python? I think we're in terrible peril.
  • shelbyfrootcake
    shelbyfrootcake Posts: 965 Member
    I'm going to sulk now because I don't get those kinds of messages/FR. *crosses arms and pouts*
  • caligirl2802
    caligirl2802 Posts: 232 Member
    I'm going to sulk now because I don't get those kinds of messages/FR. *crosses arms and pouts*

    I know, I feel left out too.... no one's been hitting on me...sure would save some money could lose weight AND cancel my subscription to the internet dating sites :drinker: :blushing: :laugh:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    But does the carpet match the drapes? lol

    How rude. I am a gentleman. My collar always matches my cuffs...
  • mschickiepoo
    mschickiepoo Posts: 91 Member
    But does the carpet match the drapes? lol

    How rude. I am a gentleman. My collar always matches my cuffs...

    bwhahahaha btw that hoff picture in the speedo, has scarred me for LIFE!
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    [bwhahahaha btw that hoff picture in the speedo, has scarred me for LIFE!

    Poor Hoff. No one liked seeing him in his budgie smugglers.

    The one thing I am suprised about is the amount of attractive women on this thread who have said they have never been hit on or messaged. I was part of a UK politics forum of all things and it was going on ALL the time. Maybe it's a British thing...
  • jah7700
    jah7700 Posts: 276 Member
    I'm going to sulk now because I don't get those kinds of messages/FR. *crosses arms and pouts*

    Rawr!!!
  • phinners
    phinners Posts: 524 Member
    I never get those messages either! WTH!!!
    hehe me neither. For which I'm pretty glad for, I'd cringe and go find a different site!
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