FOODS TO NEVER EAT!

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FAIRY DUST?!??! REALLY? What can it do? Can I fly? Or make someone else fly if I sneeze on them? YAY! I've always wanted to be sprinkled with fairy dust!!! XD

Depends on the type of dust:

Blue - Makes you fly*1
Green - Lets you talk to animals*2
Yellow - Makes you want to wee. (not very popular)
Red - Makes you breathe fire*3
Pink - Doesn't do anything, but it tastes nice and girls seem to like it as a fashion accessory.
Purple - Gives you the ability to read minds*4
Black - This is space dust, NOT fairy dust. Spit it out at once*5
White - This is cocaine. I do not condone use of illegal drugs, nor will I discuss their effects.
Silver - This is glitter. It makes thinks look pretty*6

* disclaimers

1) Strictly speaking, fall. This is normally found on the end of long, thin stems of a very fragile plant which grows out 3 meters horizontally from cliff faces. It becomes completely invisible and untouchable if a human is attached to any sort of safety device. Lemmings are addicted to it.

2) They have never been known to talk back

3) Only found in active volcanic lava....

4) Although, only in a limited capacity as everyone seems to be thinking about sex. Also known as Google dust. This is my favourite.

5) Unless you are in space - see previous comments in thread.

6) Many people think the effects of silver fairy dust wear off as you get older. i.e. above two years old. I disagree. You can never have too much glitter. If you eat it, even your poo sparkles

Dammit, mine was pink......just my luck.

mikeyrp

Dammit, mine was pink......just my luck.

At least you look good