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  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    Q: What do you call a girl with Pms and Esp?

    A: A beeeeotch who thinks she knows everything.
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
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    That is pretty adorable.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    Q: How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?

    A: She has her tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    Q: How can you tell when a women is having a bad day?

    A: She has her tampon behind her ear, and she can't find her cigarette.


    Oh dear lord. Laughing at the front desk is always fun.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    Q: What's the difference between a Woman with PMS and a Pit Bull?

    A: Lipstick
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    Q: What's the difference between a Woman with PMS and a Pit Bull?

    A: Lipstick
    Hey! Pit bulls are sweet.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    Q: What's the difference between a Woman with PMS and a Pit Bull?

    A: Lipstick
    Hey! Pit bulls are sweet.

    True story.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    True story.
    I would chose a pit bill over about 80% of people.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    True story.
    I would chose a pit bill over about 80% of people.

    Ditto. Pitts are awesome, unlike Aunt Flo.
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
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    http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=212993&title=roca-pads&xrs=share_copy

    Girl, I got something that'll keep your flow muthafukkin tizzite!

    If your bum is leakin you need to be seekin - Roc-a-Pads!
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
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    http://jezebel.com/5458338/that-time-of-the-month-the-internets-best-period+related-ipad-jokes

    iPad ... never ending period jokes!
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
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  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    This is why the concept of childbirth is creepy, that and the fact that it'll be a literal foreign body stealing my food and making me pee all the time.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    This is why the concept of childbirth is creepy, that and the fact that it'll be a literal foreign body stealing my food and making me pee all the time.
    not to mention that is can make your abs SEPERATE, make you poo yourself for the rest of your life, and make your vag!na so loose it might as well be a wind tunnel.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    This is why the concept of childbirth is creepy, that and the fact that it'll be a literal foreign body stealing my food and making me pee all the time.
    not to mention that is can make your abs SEPERATE, make you **** yourself for the rest of your life, and make your vag!na so loose it might as well be a wind tunnel.

    Yeah, aside from that, it is totally a beautiful, natural, wonderful thing to do.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    This is why the concept of childbirth is creepy, that and the fact that it'll be a literal foreign body stealing my food and making me pee all the time.
    not to mention that is can make your abs SEPERATE, make you **** yourself for the rest of your life, and make your vag!na so loose it might as well be a wind tunnel.

    Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
  • chridow
    chridow Posts: 178
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    wait...there's clots? OMG!! i thought i was a freak of nature because i wasn't bleeding blue. once again tv has LIED to me!! that crimson tide metaphor makes much more sense now ;-)
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
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  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
    Think vienna sausage down an airport runway.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
    Think vienna sausage down an airport runway.

    Unless you go with the "husband stitch" and tighten it all back up...

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