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  • Nikkiham520
    Nikkiham520 Posts: 117 Member
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    Run heel-to-toe!

    no no NO NO NO!!!! Unless you wanna eff up your joints, you need to land mid-foot (or slightly forward of mid-foot).
    Thank You!!!! Hubby told me tonight that I run on my toes. Well???? So what!!!
  • frostiegurl
    frostiegurl Posts: 708 Member
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    mind over matter

    Bry_all01, are you one of the smart people? You haven't answered my question.

    Your question makes no sense, whatsoever.

    10 lbs of anything is 10 lbs.
  • RdySetGO11
    RdySetGO11 Posts: 89 Member
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    "How do I log sex in my exercise log?"

    Sorry, but unless you're a porn star, you probably burn more calories putting the groceries away:laugh:

    This reminds me fo another EPIC thread some time ago.... someone posted some bad advice, and when her diary was looked at, she's actually logged teaspoons of sperm!!!

    OMG! That just really grossed me out lol. TMI!
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
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    I've never seen anyone with that problem. If you can show me a real person who can pick up 10lbs in one situation, and not another, I will show you one messed up person. The dumbbell even comes with a handle!

    Jorra, are you one of the smart people? You haven't answered my question.

    I can't answer your question until you prove that the question is valid. If you honestly can't pick up a 10lb dumbbell, but you can pick up a 10lb ream of paper, you really need to re-evaluate your life.
  • AZackery
    AZackery Posts: 2,035 Member
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    Because the dumbell weights more DUHHH!!!! I am so the smartestester

    Scott613, explain to me how a 10lb dumbbell weighs more than a 10lb pack of copying paper.
  • Flyntiggr
    Flyntiggr Posts: 898 Member
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    It is all psychological. The shape of each object is different, but the WEIGHT and HEAVINESS is absolutely, positively, IDENTICAL. Weight is weight is weight. It won't change anywhere on Earth.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    okay.

    take a second please :)
    and read what you are saying...

    10 pounds = 10 pounds...
    (lol, im pretty sure anyways)



    Sarah307, are you one of the smart people? You haven't answered my question.

    not sure what you mean by one of 'the smart people'....
    but think about what you are asking...
    you are asking people if 10 pounds ... is 10 pounds. ?

    if person A weighed 150 pounds... and person B weighed 150 pounds.. who would weigh more?? :)

    The one with bigger b(.Y.)bies.....
  • Ajbays10
    Ajbays10 Posts: 39 Member
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    I have a question for all the smart people on here and I would love an answer.

    1. How come some people can pick up a 10lb pack of copying paper with no problem, but can't pick up a 10lb dumbbell?

    ooh ooh I know this one!

    Because they're too lazy to work out






    Agree^
    From this Thread I have learned... You just cant fix stupid can you?
  • jvkh127
    jvkh127 Posts: 261 Member
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    Okay guys she is right!! I just tested it...I weighed my 3 lb brain and 3 lb her brain....hers is definitely heavier...ummm I mean denser
  • sarah307
    sarah307 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    hahahaha
  • AZackery
    AZackery Posts: 2,035 Member
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    I can't answer your question until you prove that the question is valid. If you honestly can't pick up a 10lb dumbbell, but you can pick up a 10lb ream of paper, you really need to re-evaluate your life.

    Jorra, are you one of those English majors or scientists?
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    Because the dumbell weights more DUHHH!!!! I am so the smartestester

    Scott613, explain to me how a 10lb dumbbell weighs more than a 10lb pack of copying paper.

    You have no sense of humor therefore you are not smart. Now go read a book or cure cancer.
  • AZackery
    AZackery Posts: 2,035 Member
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    Okay guys she is right!! I just tested it...I weighed my 3 lb brain and 3 lb her brain....hers is definitely heavier...ummm I mean denser

    Jvkh127, why, you have such a small brain.
  • RdySetGO11
    RdySetGO11 Posts: 89 Member
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    It wasn't on here but someone on another message board I look at was advocating that if you gain weight after giving up smoking you should start smoking again!!!!

    One of my friends started smoking because a girl told her she'd lose weight if she started! WTH??!??!! Really?? SHM!
  • AZackery
    AZackery Posts: 2,035 Member
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    You have no sense of humor therefore you are not smart. Now go read a book or cure cancer.

    Scott613, I'm serious. I'm not in the playing game.
  • Jessamin
    Jessamin Posts: 338 Member
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    Okay guys she is right!! I just tested it...I weighed my 3 lb brain and 3 lb her brain....hers is definitely heavier...ummm I mean denser

    Jvkh127, why, you have such a small brain.

    3 pounds is pretty average, actually.

    -Kanye shrug-
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
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    I can't answer your question until you prove that the question is valid. If you honestly can't pick up a 10lb dumbbell, but you can pick up a 10lb ream of paper, you really need to re-evaluate your life.

    Jorra, are you one of those English majors or scientists?

    Actually, yes. I am a scientist. If you can't understand the concept of weight and density, which you should have learned in middle school physics, you are obviously not ever going to understand this. If you don't understand the complete similarity between the words weight and heavy, which you should have learned in elementary school English, you are especially not going to get this.
  • sarah307
    sarah307 Posts: 1,363 Member
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    Okay guys she is right!! I just tested it...I weighed my 3 lb brain and 3 lb her brain....hers is definitely heavier...ummm I mean denser

    Jvkh127, why, you have such a small brain.

    your brain weighs 3 lbs.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    You have no sense of humor therefore you are not smart. Now go read a book or cure cancer.

    Scott613, I'm serious. I'm not in the playing game.

    You should be a NAZI.....I mean moderator you'll make plenty of friends
  • ja4bs
    ja4bs Posts: 30
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    I'm going to twist it all up on the fat/muscle saga. I can promise you that my 200 pounds of fat is much HEAVIER than 200 pounds of muscle on my athletic 6'2" son. My knees hurt, my feet hurt, my back hurts and it is because fat is HEAVY!!! Don't tell me that muscle is heavier than fat (ARRRGGGHHH!) My body says different. I can't wait until I am toting some of that muscle around LOL!!

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