Worst advice you've seen on these boards

DoncasterPhotography

i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*

surely they are the TRUE "negative" calories....

Im sure you burn more producing a "shot" than you'd ingest.

did i cross the line there??? *s*******

I believe you brought up a very valid point.

not sure if wearing my HRM chest strap tonight, for the purpose of research, will be such a passion inspiring move...

laureneva15

i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*

surely they are the TRUE "negative" calories....

Im sure you burn more producing a "shot" than you'd ingest.

did i cross the line there??? *s*******

I believe you brought up a very valid point.

not sure if wearing my HRM chest strap tonight, for the purpose of research, will be such a passion inspiring move...

Probably not. You could always ask first tho and says its on the name of science and weight loss.

I wonder how they figured out if it was 5 grams or not.
did they weigh it first then ingest ot or did they take samples over a period of time average out the weight and log that or did they find it through google? the joy of having a scientific based mind....

Jorra

i just checked the database and there is an entry for sperm!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

There sure is...."Male..sperm..5 cals per shot..* giggling*

surely they are the TRUE "negative" calories....

Im sure you burn more producing a "shot" than you'd ingest.

did i cross the line there??? *giggle*

You better log those burned calories and eat them back!

dad106

So I'm a lil late on the muscle weighs the same as fat debate with that one chick, but I got caught up and all I can say is wow.. mainly because I was her, but then the I saw the light.. Thank god!

bry_all01

I feel like a wannabe cool kid. I've been involved in several deleted threads but have never been the OP of said threads. Maybe I need to up my game a bit.

I think I've been warned /messaged 7 or 8 times. It's like getting your name on the board and having checks put next to it. As long as I don't have to take a note home to mom and get it signed it's all good.

I'll forge it for you, if ya need

Joisgettingfit

I've just gone back and read the last thread, only read the first page of this but all i can say and do is LOL

and repeatedly slam my head against my desk.

Jorra

I've just gone back and read the last thread, only read the first page of this but all i can say and do is LOL

and repeatedly slam my head against my desk.

If you only read the first page, you are seriously missing out.

Joisgettingfit

I've just gone back and read the last thread, only read the first page of this but all i can say and do is LOL

and repeatedly slam my head against my desk.

If you only read the first page, you are seriously missing out.

I meant i'd only read the first page of this thread (now i've read all 6), read all 20 of the last one

Jorra

I've just gone back and read the last thread, only read the first page of this but all i can say and do is LOL

and repeatedly slam my head against my desk.

If you only read the first page, you are seriously missing out.

I meant i'd only read the first page of this thread (now i've read all 6), read all 20 of the last one

Oh good, I wouldn't want you to miss anything!

lkm111

Meanwhile, deliveries of copy paper to gyms have gone up 25%..........

shonasteele

Great, now I have to take my laptop to work with me so I can read the entire original thread.
I'm PMSing today and could really use the laugh.

suzieduh

Just spent the last 2 hours of my Sunday off reading these posts... never get that back LMFAO

Elleinnz

Bump - omg - some wonderful quotes on here - and hats off to those swinging the feathers and reams of paper to educate the masses :-)

AlsDonkBoxSquat

How have I been missing this the last few days? :frown:

B_L_A_Z_I_A_N

lmfao i just read the first part of this thread.... it was worth my minutes

anu_6986

This thread is so funny! :laugh:

LiftAllThePizzas

Bumping so I can read this on a different computer.

PikaKnight

....
crud. Zombie thread. My bad!

DYELB

alismommy1992

I agree with you that if you eat anything more than you should you gain weight but maybe it depends on the person I personally ate a lot of fruit the last time I was on a lifestyle change I ate a lot of vegetables a lot of fruit at 8 maybe like six seven bananas per day and I ate a lot of shrimp a lot of corn and high carbs and protein stuff and I managed to lose 70 pounds in 10 months and I didn't just get skinny I got very toned so I believe its up to the person so I wouldn't really consider it a bad advice

MarieNevada wrote: »

"protein doesn't make you fat" and " fruits are natural so don't worry about the sugar". *Sigh* anything eaten over a calorie limit will turn to fat, protein or fruit. yes you can get fat from eating too much fruit. yes you can get fat from eating too much protein. so many myths. as an aside, i'm always surprised when people don't realize that vegetables are carbs. i dont see that much here on MFP but i do in the real world.

EvgeniZyntx

WTG Joy

PikaKnight

EvgeniZyntx wrote: »

WTG Joy

star1407

Omg I have NEVER laughed so much at a thread on a forum. I literally laughed til I cried and nearly peed myself. Page 7 onwards is the most classic material for cheering up!

ovidnine

DYELB wrote: »

I got to the part where this makes sense. My head hurts and I am sad for humanity now.

IILikeToMoveItMoveIt

lesley1981 wrote: »

"How do I log sex in my exercise log?"

Sorry, but unless you're a porn star, you probably burn more calories putting the groceries away:laugh:

This reminds me fo another EPIC thread some time ago.... someone posted some bad advice, and when her diary was looked at, she's actually logged teaspoons of sperm!!!

AH HAHAHA!!!!

kk_inprogress

PikaKnight wrote: »

EvgeniZyntx wrote: »

WTG Joy

You just sit there and think about what you've done...





...while I laugh at this thread.

mushroom17

taso42_DELETED wrote: »

Dense is the word alright....

jessef593

That a 90% protein based diet was a feasible idea, and how it had significant weight loss and health benefits. Also how losing 3lbs a week was a good idea.