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  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
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    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: Hail Queen Betty ! :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: She thinks she grabbed the win but in reality she grabbed My fanny pack and got on the wrong bus on a nonstop to nowhere ! Still Under the influence the guy she met on the bus comes to and jumps out window in an attempt to not marry a bridezilla !
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
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    Times ticking and Betty is Officially stumped !

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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Betty looks in the fanny pack and discovers Chunk had put the WIN in it for safe keeping. She waves bye to her almost boyfriend then looks towards the front of the now empty bus when she hears a Barry White sounding voice ask, "So, do you ride this bus often Pretty Lady?"
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
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    Betty , so eager to meet the dark voice man at the front of the bus gets up to sit next to the man and leaves the win alone. Chunk , mission impossibles from the roof of the speeding bus to no where and stealthily grabs the win while Betty tries to pick up on the man with out noticing he has a boyfriend ! 2 bad Betty , :cry: All the really great men are either married or gay! and he's both ! :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: and :sad:
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    CANT pats chunk on the head and distracts him with
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    ^^^^^^this^^^^^

    and takes the win off to Never never land
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
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    Chunk decides to distract CANT and shows her the real thing. While shes thinking of eclairs , Chunk takes back what belongs to him and makes like a tree and leaves!

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  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    CANT is immune to cupcakes and instead grabs the win and some broccoli and heads off to do yoga
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
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    On her way to yoga CANT realizes she grabbed the eclair instead :sick: and puts down win to clean the crap off her hand and in a hurry to get to yoga forgets the win on the park bench. Chunk strolls by whistling and sits on the bench , takes a sip of coffee , looks around , then grabs the win and takes off stuffing the win in the pocket of his extremely tight 501 button fly Levis. :blushing:
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    UNFORTUNATELY FOR CHUNK HE DOESN'T REALIZE THAT CANT GREW UP IN THE 80S AND HAS A THING FOR MEN IN TIGHT PANTS....CANT WRESTLES HIM TO THE GROUND AND GRABS UP THE WIN LEAVING CHUNK WITH A SMILE AND WHISTLING BON JOVI SONGS
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
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    :huh: That wasn't the win you grabbed , :blushing: I still got the win ! Come get it again , Butt next time ask before you grab!
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS THREAD CANT IS LEFT SPEECHLESS! SO SHE GRABS THE REAL WIN FROM CHUNK AND GIVES HIM A PAT ON THE BUTT FOR GOOD MEASURE AND RUNS AWAY BLUSHING
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
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    :huh: Chunk realises that Betty and the others gave up ! Realising that Chunk and Cant are the real deal and have very little chance of winning . So Chunk extends hand 2 Cant and as Cant reaches out to Shake his hand , Chunk does a karate chop and flips Cant on her cantcant and catches the win in mid air and runs off snickering ! :laugh:
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
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    So what's the prize for the last post?
  • bubblesburst80
    bubblesburst80 Posts: 1,152 Member
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    i'll let you know
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
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    because you think you'll be the last post or you get to decide?
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    A STUNNED CANT LOOKS AROUND AND SEES STRIDER TRYING TO TAKE OFF WITH HER WIN....CANT STARTS ROLLING TOWARDS STRIDER LIKE A BOWLING BALL....STRIDER LETS GO OF THE WIN AS CANT WRESTLES CHUNK FOR THE WIN....CANT PREVAILS AND GIVES CHUNK ANOTHER PINCH ON THE TUSH AS SHE RUNS OFF TO THE FINISH LINE
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
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    You think I'll let go of the win simply because you came rolling at me. I think not!!!
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
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    As Cant runs to the finish line Chunk pulls out his secrete weapon. Out of his high school pair of 501's he pulls out a wiener and waves it at Cant . Cant rubbing her eyes in disbelief pulls out a packet of mustard and heads towards Chunk. as she is running for the wiener she forgot to hold on to the win tightly and drops it. Chunk waves the wiener and throws it to the left as Cant follows. Chunk swipes the win and continues to hold the win. :bigsmile:
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
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    Damn - you guys are good.
  • ahunkofmexican
    ahunkofmexican Posts: 199
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    We know ! :laugh:

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