Last post is the WINNER thread!

CaptainAmerica1970

On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer and Vixen...enough with these SILLY Reindeer games. Its time for some Verbal BLITZEN...so lets speed this thread up to get to the end! l am here to let you know ONE more time just for old time sake...for those of you who might have forgotten and are counting threads GAME OVER! I hold the WIN! and Merry Christmas thanks for Play'n.

mommared53

Silly CaptainAmerica. Doesn't he know it isn't over until the ladies say it's over? Betty pokes the reindeer with an icicle causing them to spook and when CaptainAmerica tries to gain control of them he drops the WIN which Betty quickly grabs. Then her and Fit give each other high fives for once again outsmarting the men as they skip down the lane towards the mall to do their Christmas shopping.

CaptainAmerica1970

only to find out their purses were empty and they were both broke, not realizing the WIN was left unattended and crawled back to the Captain again.

cantjustcant

CANT strolls in and sees the silly newbies arguing and fueding....CANT pats them all on the head and gives them cookies. While the newbies argue over who has the bigger cookie, CAN"t takes her win and heads off down santa claus lane

ahunkofmexican

While cant is off strolling down Santa clause Lane she stumbles on to the yearly fireman Christmas Photo shoot to raise money for kids. As the FIREMEN begin to remove their Shirts , Cant takes the win and goes off running mad with fever and jumps on top of the hunkiest one and lands on Chunk and she begins to kiss and hug and grope and swear that she's in heaven. As Cant's eyes begin 2 roll in the back of her head Chunk slips the win away and replaces it with a giant Squash . As Cant runs a muck with the hunky men Chunk slips away and takes the win to the local bar and hits on the pretty blond waitress serving pie ! :flowerforyou:

CaptainAmerica1970

And in like the Hero that we all know he is... Captain Sits right down so Chunk can... excuse him self and.... say, "I' be right back my bladder is full..can you hold this WIN for me 'cause I know your real cool!" Sure says the Capt. cause I ain't nobodies fool.

ahunkofmexican

As Chunk returns back from draining the main vein , He sits next to the fool that was suppose 2 of left butt sat on his *kitten* talking about himself to the coat rack. While Captain is lost in conversation , Chunk swipes the win and drinks the beer that Captain forgot to drink and grabs some Pretzels on the way out stashing the win safely away !

CaptainAmerica1970

Well, just like Rip Van Winkle and wakening up from a nap. Captain quickly realized Chunk walked out after taking his TINKLE. Captain walked out and picked up the WIN! 'cause Chunk did not realize it fell out after he placed his hand in his pocket. After looking around and no Chunk to be found...CAPTAIN was faced with a moral decision? A) Find Chunk and give it back. Ask one of the lovely ladies to find Chunk C) Give the Win to someone to return it to him. D) Keep the WIN...but perhaps it would be called Sin.

fit4mom

As fit continues to babble nonsense and belongs in a mental hospital with high security ! Chunk Grabs the win and forgets that fit exists ! And your one to talk about going back 2 read ! Just stick 2 your friends and just find some one else to bother. I really don't read what your babble says most of the time and i humor the people i care for , you not being one of them ! Goodbye and Ah, never mind . :noway:

Fit wonders why Chunk has a chip on his shoulder and realizes it's the win so grabs it and goes down the journey thinking that creativity in writing was the point of this thread and never considered that Chunk was a seclusive controller of the website. She turns back and pats him on the head wishing him a blessed day and skips off with betty humming a happy tune of lets all just get along and have fun.:bigsmile:

mommared53

Betty takes the WIN and plays it like a guitar and hands out pretty little daisies to everyone they pass while Fit hums the happy tune that sounds like the tune to "Don't Worry, Be Happy". :happy: :flowerforyou:

fit4mom

Fit likes. :bigsmile:

ahunkofmexican

Fit likes to control EVERYTHING IN HER LIFE Not realising that she insulted chunk in the very first response the first time she joined the game. Chunk let it go and played around her over active imagination that was like a scene in Alice in wonderland about one legged munchkins and yellow bellied ducks and made it humorous while fit was stirring trouble. If Fit goes back and rereads what she had written about and to Chunk she would see how much she was trying to push Chunk around like a bully. So Chunk decided to not waste his time trying to work with fits insults and grabs the win and plays on hoping that fit will stop being a **tch 2 Chunk and just play the game sanely and within reason of imagination and move on not sending Chunk Messages thru other POST and Private Messages. :huh:

fit4mom

Fit pulls out though she'd had fun even with the borderline unconventional humor of Chunk and wishes all the best. Fit has more respect for herself then to allow others to dump their obviously misplaced heap load of un dealt with baggage all over her. And Fit only sent the one message to Chunk in effort to make a peace offering when he seemed to be upset for no reason. Be blessed all and an extra blessing for Chunk. I hope whatever is going on in your life works out. I'm sorry if something bad has happened to cause you to be unkind to people. Have compassion for your self. Well it was a blast.

jennajava

Jenna is confused.

mommared53

Betty grabs the WIN and sadly walks away missing her co-hort, Fit. :brokenheart:

cantjustcant

CANT hands Betty a kleenex and while she is blowing her nose CANT heads on home with the win

ahunkofmexican

While all this crying was going on Cant forgot about her hair dye and left it on too long. By the time she got home with the win it was too late. Cant set the win on the kitchen counter and quickly ran to the bathroom and took off the towel she had wrapped around her pretty little head and then
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A loud scream followed by a slip of a FART was heard and smelt. Broccoli again. While cant was so happy to see broccoli at the new years party she forgot what broccoli does to her and she ate too much. All this time the broccoli sat in her gut and since she does not eat enough fiber it took all this time to eventually Prairie dog itself out. The bathroom quickly began to fog up and since the windows were closed cant began to panic.
She tried and tried to open the window in time BUTT it was too late. The toxic fumes from the deadly Silent Butt violent began to change her hair color to a bright vivid pink ! As if in a movie she watched before her eyes in the mirror the change. By the time she could open the window it was too late ! Lady Ga Ga would of approved.
Cant quickly opened the cabinet and made a mess looking for her emergency boxes of hair color but there was no more. Realising she had to do something quickly she called Chunk and beg him for an all night protein treatment . Chunk jumped in his maserati and flew like the wind and was there in 2 minutes and handed Cant the protein treatment so she could restore her Beautiful soft shinny healthy hair back 2 it's original Grey rooted state so she could re apply the loreal preference Bullet blond #2 hair color. While Cant was busy doing that
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you still looking ? :noway:
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Chunk strolled down whistling Dixie and entered the kitchen. Chunk couldn't resist so he opened the fridge and peaked around cause he didn't want to look at it DEAD ON and saw all sorts of no No's.
Kandrews would of been shocked ! Not one turnip in site. So chunk quickly ran to Kandrews and plucked a few and returned to Cant's. While Cant was still in the bathroom working a miracle grumbling :grumble: about this is the third time and barely got close to apricot , Chunk threw out all the no No's and replaced them with lots of healthy snacks and possible meals for Cant to eat. Since Cant will be busy for a while trying to get her natural fake color back Chunk decides to take care of the win and shower it with attention cause Cant is too busy trying to be a BLOND again ! :bigsmile:

cantjustcant

CANT gets bleach in her eyes and runs blindly around the house and knocks into chunk who is busy peeling his cucumber (or whatever the kids call it now days) CANT takes the win and wipes the bleach out of her eyes and turns in her teasing comb and goes back to high school

lyssamichelle

The title of this reminds me of that "The Game" thing.. You can never really win.

ahunkofmexican

While lyssamichelle thinks on her memories she forgets that someone will win, but since she does not know the rules it probably will not be her. So Chunk puts away his cucumber and swipes the win.
Funny how Cant thinks whats gotten in her eye, smells like bleach ! Chunk is reminded about something about Mary. :laugh: