Dear annoying person
While I am trying to work you are making a ton of noise... What ever you are doing on the other side of the wall can you please stop.. It sounds like you are taking a freaking floor buffer to carpet.... Thats enough...
You can write to a person that is annoying you too
You can write to a person that is annoying you too
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Dear Moofey,
That sound is me trying to scratch my butt. My stomach and love handles are in the way and I can't reach around and get it, so I have to drag my butt across the carpet.
Please be more understanding.
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Dear annoying co-workers,
I'm tired of your laughing and gossiping about how ugly Jay-z and Beyonce baby will be. I'm tired of you being such asshats you cannot even return my good morning. I'm tired of you making the most disgusting noises you can.
I can't stand any of you. 0 -
dear person that used to sit behind me.
please take a bath. one of these days i'm liable to trip you, tackle you, and dump hot soapy water all over your filthy head.
sincerely -
~ disgusted.0 -
Dear Moofey,
That sound is me trying to scratch my butt. My stomach and love handles are in the way and I can't reach around and get it, so I have to drag my butt across the carpet.
Please be more understanding.
Loved it!! Had to clean my desk as I knocked my coffee over0 -
Dear Annoying Person,
I am sick. And I need to rest. I can not go outside 10 times a day. I really need sleep so keeping me up all night is not helping the cause. Stop attacking the dog with utensils and locking yourself in the bathroom.
- Love Mom
ps. You are the still the cutest thing ever.0 -
Dear Annoying Person,
I am sick. And I need to rest. I can not go outside 10 times a day. I really need sleep so keeping me up all night is not helping the cause. Stop attacking the dog with utensils and locking yourself in the bathroom.
- Love Mom
ps. You are the still the cutest thing ever.
wtf is up with locking thmsleves in the bathroom. HATE that.0 -
I heard about you and that man. There's just one thing I don't understand? You say he's a liar and he put out your fire. How come you still got his gun in your hand?0
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Dear children, please call me once awhile when your world is not falling apart or you're broke.0
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Mr [has got to be bipolar],
I am sick of you telling me how to do my job; if you know how, then you do it. Also, I am months behind in my work, so stop giving me things to do that you can easily do yourself. And one last thing, I know it's a crazy concept, but chew your food, swallow and THEN talk...you sicken me.
-cannot wait to retire-0 -
Dear co-worker/friend who sits one cube over,
You talk nonstop ALL day EVERY day. Your phone called and said it would like a rest for a day. Your cell phone, too. Save your kids baby daddy drama for when you get home, please. I love you, but dear goodness, its annoying, especially when you use both phones at once....
Thanks,
Bry0 -
Dear Office Courier-
do you realize that not only are you rude but youre MEAN?! no one likes you as much as YOU think they do..i'd trade you for a snickers bar any day of the week..
Im just sayin...0 -
Dear Moofey,
That sound is me trying to scratch my butt. My stomach and love handles are in the way and I can't reach around and get it, so I have to drag my butt across the carpet.
Please be more understanding.
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!0 -
Dear Guy on the other side of the Cubie:
I hate how you SLURP your tea. I love fall weather, but every year you seem to ruin it. You are gone today and I am breaking all of your mugs. =D
Regards,
Your patient co-worker of 6 years0 -
Dear Fake-Happy Woman,
Please stop being so loud, calling everyone "sweety" and "lovey" and when talking to customers you shouldn't say "aw honey, i love ya!" I get in early to have a nice quiet morning to "work" (be on MFP) and you just started coming in the same time. You are testing my patience.
Also, the 80s called and they want their puffy bangs back. And you look like Avatar. Please fix this so I don't stare at you with my eyes squinted.
Sincerely,
Ms. Call-me-sweety-one-more-time-you'll-meet-my-rusty-butter-knife-and-get-lock-jaw0 -
Dear annoying person,
I love you, but WHY DON't YOU GET IT?!
EUGH.
Kind regards,
Sadie0 -
Dear short-arsed ex-boss, you can't make yourself any taller by chopping people's heads off. Oh, and you're still fat, while I on the other hand am slim and buff. LOL (b*****d!)0
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Dear ladies who share the bathroom at my office...
What the hell is wrong with you? You are disgusting in so many ways. Did you used to date the janitor and are now punishing him? If so then please just restrict your nastiness to ONE stall and stop using ALL of them.
Kaythankxbye0 -
Dear unsocial cold b1tch behind me,
You wear your 80's style headphones upside down (think, under the chin..) WHY? Really... you look stupid.
also, I have to say I find it hilarious that I hear you on the phone and 9/10 people you call are NEVER there or able to take the call. LIGHTBULB.. they don;t want to talk to you. You speak to people as if they have the intelligence of a pile of rocks and everything is a SIGH SIGH SIGH huuuuuuuge inconvience. May I recomend a different f'ing career path than CUSTOMER SERVICE.
Oh, and the way you eat your organic,vegan, twigs and leaves salad topped with yogurt (seriously) is REALLY annoying. AND STOP EATING EFFING FISH AT YOUR DESK. good lord.. woman.. get common sense.. and lighten up.
Your fellow cubicle neighbor,
Mary0 -
Dear annoying co-workers,
I'm tired of your laughing and gossiping about how ugly Jay-z and Beyonce baby will be. I'm tired of you being such asshats you cannot even return my good morning. I'm tired of you making the most disgusting noises you can.
I can't stand any of you.
Poor you! They do sound like complete 'asshats'.......people who talk like that are just pathetic and don't have enough intelligence to think of anything better to say...0 -
Dear a$$hat of a husband,
That apology you finally gave me last night, after me pointing out all you had to do WAS apologize, was TOTALLY lacking in any sincerity. No, I DO NOT accept your apology and you are NOT forgiven.0 -
Dear visiting employee in the next cube over,
Your normal talking voice is LOUD, you break my concentration about every 10 minutes as soon as you start speaking, I can handle everyone else but you are LOUD . . . so just shut it, for a little, emkay? Oh, but first please announce to the floor that the next person who clips their nails at their desk is going to get tackled and beaten, thanksomuch.
Feeling Fiesty0 -
Dear annoying co-workers,
I'm tired of your laughing and gossiping about how ugly Jay-z and Beyonce baby will be. I'm tired of you being such asshats you cannot even return my good morning. I'm tired of you making the most disgusting noises you can.
I can't stand any of you.
Poor you! They do sound like complete 'asshats'.......people who talk like that are just pathetic and don't have enough intelligence to think of anything better to say...
the ringleaders favorite thing to say as she snorts and cackles
"I'm just bein' real"
Yes, you are being real. A real b*tch. 0 -
Dear "Just About Everybody" -
Please do not question, guess or continue to spread rumors about my motives or the reasons that I have chosen to loose weight and get into better shape.
*Oh, and for those who scoff at me (becuase you can't get yourself motivated) - knock it off !!!
If you want to know the reasons . . . just ask me !!!!0 -
Dear Moofey,
That sound is me trying to scratch my butt. My stomach and love handles are in the way and I can't reach around and get it, so I have to drag my butt across the carpet.
Please be more understanding.
You can always just ask someone to scratch your big ol butt!0 -
dear annoying co-worker that thinks he is invinsible to getting in trouble so he goes around a sarcastically calls people fat and tells them how *****y they are etc., etc....GRRR...please go away or get fired or something!:explode:0
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Hey guys can't we all be nice?
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Dear co-workers,
Please clean up your mess in the bathroom. I would hate to see what your houses look like. So when you leave s*hit-stains in toliet, please for the love of everything holy there is bathroom cleaner and the scrubber. Put them to use. That is just foul. Do not leave pee drops on the ring. I do not want to wipe up your pee. There is also Febreeze spray RIGHT ABOVE the sink.
Thank you ever so kindly,
One clean b*itch
PS - If you put a soda in the freezer...it will explode. Cans included.0 -
Hey guys can't we all be nice?
I've tried nice.
Ever tried working with people so self absorbed they won't return your good morning, will not even look at you when you speak. It's me and one other woman they do this to.
And the difference between the two of us and them makes me sad.
Because I'm the nicest person ever.0 -
Hey guys can't we all be nice?
How long have you been surfing internet forums?
Because the short answer is No.
The long answer is ***** I'LL CUT YOU DON'T YOU BE TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!! <--- Internet humor is the best0 -
Earphones people
Luckily I don't have any of these issues at work. 0
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