This week on MFP I learned....

d2footballJRC
d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
edited October 4 in Chit-Chat
This week on MFP I learned...

Running gives you incredibly nice silky smooth legs apparently as your hair falls out.
When someone can't lose the last 1-2kg they must have a thyroid issue.
I learned what FWB means.. (Friends with Benefits..and not health care and a pension..)
That most of the girls on this site that have significant others started with those significant others as FWB.
Phentermine is a pill sent by the devil to trick us into losing weight and then forgetting we still need diet and exercise.
Halloween is still the one holiday a year that normal people feel the need to dress like the women of the night, no matter the age!
I learned how great a power rack is at the gym.
I learned a bit more about the primal diet. Not for me but was interesting reads.
That you should always eat your exercise calories back.
That taking a shirtless picture would result in 6 friends dropping me from their accounts.
I don't have patience when I am stressed.


Feel free to add the things you've learned this week reading the MFP boards!
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  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    When I throw a big MFP BBQ it's going to be very awkward and some people will get reported.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    When I throw a big MFP BBQ it's going to be very awkward and some people will get reported.

    can I bring my blow up doll?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    When I throw a big MFP BBQ it's going to be very awkward and some people will get reported.

    can I bring my blow up doll?

    You better. I was thinking we can fill it with helium and float it from the roof so people will know where to go.
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    When I throw a big MFP BBQ it's going to be very awkward and some people will get reported.

    can I bring my blow up doll?

    You better. I was thinking we can fill it with helium and float it from the roof so people will know where to go.

    Awesomeness at its best
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Well it was a good thread while it lasted... Thanks guys :-D Mine was serious!!!

    Or did I totally miss something that involved a BBQ, Reports, and Blow Up dolls.. O.o... that would be a fun thread to read.
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    That there are some really cool people out there that are not on myMFP FL.
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    LMAO this is gonna be a good thread
  • queenpushycat
    queenpushycat Posts: 762 Member
    People here are so awesome and funny :D
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    People here are so awesome and funny :D

    Liars go to....crap.. I can't finish that line because of rules. Well this isn't being defiant.. it's a real question.. Can we use common comments like that? If you tell someone to go to h e double hockey sticks is it breaking the religion rule?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I learned about the power of friendship and that two rudes don't make a polite..
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    When I throw a big MFP BBQ it's going to be very awkward and some people will get reported.

    can I bring my blow up doll?

    You better. I was thinking we can fill it with helium and float it from the roof so people will know where to go.

    So I should just bring all of them then?
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I learned that no matter how big the differences between two people, they can come together through MFP and live in harmony side by side on the net.
  • Do you ever go anywhere without your blowup doll?
  • It's ironic that most people on the hCG diet say they have done in-depth research on it, and yet continue to start new threads because they can't be bothered to use the search function on this site...............:huh:
  • glockster972
    glockster972 Posts: 704 Member
    I learned people will apologize for the same wrongs several times, and still continue to do them.
  • cobracars
    cobracars Posts: 949 Member
    I learned about HCG and how people will believe what they want to believe, no matter what the facts say.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I thinkI need to bring my unicorn horn also!!
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    i confirmed that my friends are freaking fabulous.
    a small list, perhaps, but so, so good.
  • poisongirl6485
    poisongirl6485 Posts: 1,487 Member
    I learned that I get a bit irritated when people whine about how big they were in their before pics....when for the majority of them, I would still love to look like their before pics.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Do you ever go anywhere without your blowup doll?

    PTA meetings but then I leave him in the car
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    I learned about the power of friendship and that two rudes don't make a polite..
    I learned that two girls don't make one cup. I might be a little confused though.
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I learned about the power of friendship and that two rudes don't make a polite..
    I learned that two girls don't make one cup. I might be a little confused though.

    Ugh thanks for pulling that image from the depths of my memory. I thought I finally erased it.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    I learned about the power of friendship and that two rudes don't make a polite..
    I learned that two girls don't make one cup. I might be a little confused though.

    That video is about sharing..
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I learned about the power of friendship and that two rudes don't make a polite..
    I learned that two girls don't make one cup. I might be a little confused though.

    That video is about sharing..

    Sharing and the power of friendship. I wept.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    I learned about the power of friendship and that two rudes don't make a polite..
    I learned that two girls don't make one cup. I might be a little confused though.

    That video is about sharing..
    I thought it was a Jello pudding commercial until Bill Cosby never came out.
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    I learned my current pic totally looks like me.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    I seriously doubt anyone dropped you over a shirtless pic. They might have had other reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with that. To think someone would drop you over your looks shows how little you think of their character.
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    I seriously doubt anyone dropped you over a shirtless pic. They might have had other reasons that had absolutely nothing to do with that. To think someone would drop you over your looks shows how little you think of their character.

    I have many friends that have lost friends for this reason.
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    I learned that you can say whatever you want and then change your name.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I learned that you can say whatever you want and then change your name.

    I think we all learned this. Good to know, isn't it?
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