This week on MFP I learned....
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I learned to keep my opinions to myself.
Please don't. :-)0 -
Men should not go to strip clubs; they will inevitably pay for sex!0
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Men should not go to strip clubs; they will inevitably pay for sex!
Maybe!!! What's it to ya?0 -
Men should not go to strip clubs; they will inevitably pay for sex!
Maybe!!! What's it to ya?0 -
I've learned that a casual observation post can go horribly wrong based on the first response, then all subsequent posters follow suit, picking up pitchforks and torches and throwing flames. I also learned that that situation can be totally salvaged with a friend like FearAnLoathing to help organize a formal witch-burning party, complete with invites, "skyclad" attired attendees, popcorn, circus vendors hawking spinning light toys, s'mores, a DJ blasting Rob Zombie's "Dragula", photo-ops with my charred remains, roman candles worked into the pyre and charcoal souvenirs. Oh, yeah... and anybody who was too lazy to read the entire thing and blindly responded ended up looking like a complete moron. Ah, memories.
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I learned that taking a huge steamy dump does not necessarily translate into immediate weight loss.
And that sadly, some folks will take everything seriously and try to give advice . . .
Oh yeah... that too.0 -
Today I learned:
That some people really really really want to see low numbers even if it means taking laxatives.
That some people don't poop or have bowels, they just carry around 5lb bowls.
That talking about poop will get you a whole new set of really cool friends!0 -
I learned that people will repeat the same advice that someone else has already given and act like they came up with it.
Also to be a good husband, you must eat pie. The whole pie
...what if it's a meat pie?
Chocolate, Vanilla, lemon, it's all good.
Sausage?0 -
I learned that people will repeat the same advice that someone else has already given and act like they came up with it.
Also to be a good husband, you must eat pie. The whole pie
...what if it's a meat pie?
Chocolate, Vanilla, lemon, it's all good.
Sausage?
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I've learnt that the HGC diet is ultimately the Spawn of Satan :devil: :devil: :devil: and no-one must even speaketh it's name.....(this fad diet thing that is, not the devil! Or then again...)
Which is fine, but I'm not even sure what it is! Guessing it's the equivalent to the UK's version of Lighterlife? (where you live on 800 cals of mikshakes and soups for a long period of time, etc)0 -
I learned:
If I don't disagree with you out loud, I'm not jealous.
I need to stop accepting compliments.
Men exsist only to take away my free will.
Oh, and count my calories.
It's been a good day.0 -
That msblueeyes was sad.0
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This week I learned that some people on this forum are rude, petty, and downright hostile.0
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This week I learned that some people on this forum are rude, petty, and downright hostile.
Sorry I blame the testosterone..that and I was born that way..I usually try to the humor and sarcasm route.. not the hostile route.0 -
That msblueeyes was sad.
Or bored...whichever0 -
That msblueeyes was sad.
Or bored...whichever
Is this the pooping girl, bleeding girl, pregnant girl, or crazy boys are evil girl? I get them all mixed up now a days.0 -
Oh no, it was the MFP-is-terrible-I'm-leaving drama girl. Easy to get confused.0
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Oh no, it was the MFP-is-terrible-I'm-leaving drama girl. Easy to get confused.
Haha...yes, it was the "MFP people are so rude, I'm outta here" girl.0 -
Today I learned.. Muscle weighs the same as but it also weighs more then fat but weighs less then a bowling ball and fat. Thus making it somewhere in the middle in the weight spectrum.
That no one really knows the true amount of protein we should eat.
American Horror Story is a good tv show.0 -
That "shut the hell up" and "who the hell cares" both weigh the same? Did I get that right, d2foogballJRC?0
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