This week on MFP I learned....

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  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    That "shut the hell up" and "who the hell cares" both weigh the same? Did I get that right, d2foogballJRC? :smile:


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    No we decided shut the hell up weighs more than who the hell cares because who the hell cares didn't care enough to take part in the tests.
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    That "shut the hell up" and "who the hell cares" both weigh the same? Did I get that right, d2foogballJRC? :smile:

    Now we decided shut the hell up weighs more than who the hell cares because who the hell cares didn't care enough to take part in the tests.

    Ah....Can't wait to see what we learn today!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Oh no, it was the MFP-is-terrible-I'm-leaving drama girl. Easy to get confused.

    Haha...yes, it was the "MFP people are so rude, I'm outta here" girl.


    was she the one who came back as someone new to cause more forum drama or was that a different girl?
  • asyouseefit
    asyouseefit Posts: 1,265 Member
    Today I learnt the government is trying to poison us by feeding us whey protein.
    And that we crave steak because it tastes like pee.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Today I learnt the government is trying to poison us by feeding us whey protein.
    And that we crave steak because it tastes like pee.


    mmm, steak! If it were pregnant lady pee, we could eat it all the time, because then we'd lose weight! :bigsmile:
  • asyouseefit
    asyouseefit Posts: 1,265 Member
    Today I learnt the government is trying to poison us by feeding us whey protein.
    And that we crave steak because it tastes like pee.


    mmm, steak! If it were pregnant lady pee, we could eat it all the time, because then we'd lose weight! :bigsmile:

    Maybe pregnant cow pee makes lose weight too, who knows?
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Today I learnt the government is trying to poison us by feeding us whey protein.
    And that we crave steak because it tastes like pee.

    Uh... Who's the whackadoodle that came up with that?
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    Oh no, it was the MFP-is-terrible-I'm-leaving drama girl. Easy to get confused.

    Haha...yes, it was the "MFP people are so rude, I'm outta here" girl.


    was she the one who came back as someone new to cause more forum drama or was that a different girl?

    Different one, but I'm guessing she'll do the same!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Oh no, it was the MFP-is-terrible-I'm-leaving drama girl. Easy to get confused.

    Haha...yes, it was the "MFP people are so rude, I'm outta here" girl.


    was she the one who came back as someone new to cause more forum drama or was that a different girl?

    Different one, but I'm guessing she'll do the same!


    They always come back. MFP has some crack addiction seeping through the pipes into our keyboards and then into our fingers and then bloodstream. We gotta have it.
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    That one must be more selective when making their one permitted name change.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    That one must be more selective when making their one permitted name change.


    bahahaha! I am mad at myself for mine. At least yours is cool and clever. Mine's a snoozefest.
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    I learned that some things should not be googled.....:noway:

    eggspecially at work... :embarassed:
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    I have also learned that if I'm having a sh*ty day, I can come to the Chit Chat, fun and games forum and laugh my *kitten* off. Thanks to the smart a$$es that make everyday better. I'm glad to know there are still people with some balls out there who don't give a *kitten* and say what they want!! I will admit if it wasn't for those “trolls” who get you all going; these boards just wouldn't be the same. So:drinker: to those who cause trouble and leave only to come back and cause more trouble.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    I have also learned that if I'm having a sh*ty day, I can come to the Chit Chat, fun and games forum and laugh my *kitten* off. Thanks to the smart a$$es that make everyday better. I'm glad to know there are still people with some balls out there who don't give a *kitten* and say what they want!! I will admit if it wasn't for those “trolls” who get you all going; these boards just wouldn't be the same. So:drinker: to those who cause trouble and leave only to come back and cause more trouble.

    Some of us aren't Trolls.. we are just a$$h0le$.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I have also learned that if I'm having a sh*ty day, I can come to the Chit Chat, fun and games forum and laugh my *kitten* off. Thanks to the smart a$$es that make everyday better. I'm glad to know there are still people with some balls out there who don't give a *kitten* and say what they want!! I will admit if it wasn't for those “trolls” who get you all going; these boards just wouldn't be the same. So:drinker: to those who cause trouble and leave only to come back and cause more trouble.

    Some of us aren't Trolls.. we are just a$$h0le$.


    I resemble that remark.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member


    Some of us aren't Trolls.. we are just a$$h0le$.


    I resemble that remark.

    You are too nice, and young looking for your age....

    ***MUAHAHHAHAA NOW YOU MUST GO ON A FOOD BINGE***
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    I have also learned that if I'm having a sh*ty day, I can come to the Chit Chat, fun and games forum and laugh my *kitten* off. Thanks to the smart a$$es that make everyday better. I'm glad to know there are still people with some balls out there who don't give a *kitten* and say what they want!! I will admit if it wasn't for those “trolls” who get you all going; these boards just wouldn't be the same. So:drinker: to those who cause trouble and leave only to come back and cause more trouble.

    Some of us aren't Trolls.. we are just a$$h0le$.

    I know, I like *kitten* (that sounds wrong on so many levels) the trolls usually get all pissed off and whine about getting bad opinions ect only to post another hot topic for more attention I assume. If they weren't here who would we all be *kitten* to? I mean *kitten* can be *kitten* to other *kitten* but it's not as much fun:)
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
    I like *kitten* too! Wait....what?
  • MissMollieK
    MissMollieK Posts: 316 Member
    I learned the support is amazing! so appreciative!
    MFP has great resources for info
    I can still be healthy and improve my health even if I experience sudden setbacks
    Slow but steady!
    Logging is vital!
    Spreading the word about this site is so fun!
  • MissMollieK
    MissMollieK Posts: 316 Member
    Today I learnt the government is trying to poison us by feeding us whey protein.
    And that we crave steak because it tastes like pee.


    mmm, steak! If it were pregnant lady pee, we could eat it all the time, because then we'd lose weight! :bigsmile:

    Maybe pregnant cow pee makes lose weight too, who knows?
    What??? Why does steak taste like pee? Though I can't eat it due to my own health issues I wouldn't know, but sounds nasty
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member


    Some of us aren't Trolls.. we are just a$$h0le$.


    I resemble that remark.

    You are too nice, and young looking for your age....

    ***MUAHAHHAHAA NOW YOU MUST GO ON A FOOD BINGE***

    I'm not a binger. I'm a "forgot" to eat person.... :tongue:
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    I learned that if you ask if anyone else is gay, your thread will be locked immediately. But if you post about strippers, lap dances and sex, that's A-OK!
  • cajunlady56
    cajunlady56 Posts: 151 Member
    I learned

    Some people like to answer a question with a question.

    Some can't tell the difference in a real question and a fake question - does make for a fun read

    Some people seem to know all there is about weight loss and will surely let you know how stupid you are -

    Some people eat really unhealthy foods just because it is under their calorie limit - I think I gained weight just reading some of the Recipes

    Most people are really nice and supportive.

    Alot of people have a great sense of humor. -
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
    I learned that if you ask if anyone else is gay, your thread will be locked immediately. But if you post about strippers, lap dances and sex, that's A-OK!
    Reported for typing "gay", tsk tsk!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Some people eat really unhealthy foods just because it is under their calorie limit - I think I gained weight just reading some of the Recipes


    this one made me want to vomit all over my keyboard. Honestly. I mean, a twinkie every hour?!? Gross.
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    That Bobby McFerrin and Bob Marley are easily confused and interchangeable.
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    I learned about the power of friendship and that two rudes don't make a polite..

    Is it like a super power? What does it let you do?
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Some people eat really unhealthy foods just because it is under their calorie limit - I think I gained weight just reading some of the Recipes


    this one made me want to vomit all over my keyboard. Honestly. I mean, a twinkie every hour?!? Gross.

    A twinkie an hour would keep all the chicks at bay.
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    That blondes have friends who have feelings, too.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    You are too nice, and young looking for your age....

    ***MUAHAHHAHAA NOW YOU MUST GO ON A FOOD BINGE***

    I'm printing this and putting it on my fridge so i feel justified when I go on a carb bender.

    Also, my auto correct changed carb to darn and bender to vendetta. I'm going on a darn vendetta folks! See you all after I've sought revenge on people who knit.
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