This week on MFP I learned....

d2footballJRC

hahahahaha, you said circle. I wonder if there any jerks that can join said circle...

Just need to go look in a couple chit chat threads and I can find plenty of jerks :-D

circle of jerks, wonder what happens when we remove *of*

Worst part of that would be looking each other in the eyes.

I wondered if you got that the first time or not, so I tried a new approach. Good answer, btw. :laugh:

I got it, was just trying to bait the trap. Just like in baseball, you take a few balls before you knock it out of the park ;-)

WifeNMama

That being nice to some women and complimenting them will result in the women going on a food binge then blaming you for it on an Internet message board about weight loss. All these rules are confusing.

Also, the exact same compliment can be a serious ego boost to a second woman:flowerforyou: , and will make a third woman think you're a creep:bigsmile: . (And you have to read the minds of all women and carefully monitor your tone and body language before paying said compliments)

Good points, now i'm afraid to leave my house.

You made me lol so much I thought I woke up the kids. Careful next time. :-P

d2footballJRC

You made me lol so much I thought I woke up the kids. Careful next time. :-P

Thanks, nice to get the compliment. So how does this food binge thing work.. Since you were nice to me do I order 1 pizza or do I order 3 so I don't have to order again later?

bry_all01

I got it, was just trying to bait the trap. Just like in baseball, you take a few balls before you knock it out of the park ;-)

So. You take balls, do ya?

ESVABelle

**Always close the curtains when working out at home
**Never wear underwear when doing Insanity
**Always potty before high intensity work-outs

d2footballJRC

**Always close the curtains when working out at home
**Never wear underwear when doing Insanity
**Always potty before high intensity work-outs

hmmm.. putting all three of those together at the time makes it look like your neighbors who are peeping toms saw you peeing yourself in your underwear which in turn made you hop around like you were on fire...

d2footballJRC

I got it, was just trying to bait the trap. Just like in baseball, you take a few balls before you knock it out of the park ;-)

So. You take balls, do ya?

I was trying to set something up but I dropped the ball.

poisongirl6485

I got it, was just trying to bait the trap. Just like in baseball, you take a few balls before you knock it out of the park ;-)

So. You take balls, do ya?

I was trying to set something up but I dropped the ball.

Is this like dropping the soap?

WifeNMama

**Always close the curtains when working out at home
**Never wear underwear when doing Insanity
**Always potty before high intensity work-outs

Uh... Why no underwear?? What the tar?

WifeNMama

You made me lol so much I thought I woke up the kids. Careful next time. :-P

Thanks, nice to get the compliment. So how does this food binge thing work.. Since you were nice to me do I order 1 pizza or do I order 3 so I don't have to order again later?

If you don't have the plumbing that induces a raging case of pms, you are prohibited from participating in a binge. Sorry. Them's the rules.

d2footballJRC

If you don't have the plumbing that induces a raging case of pms, you are prohibited from participating in a binge. Sorry. Them's the rules.

I have plumbers crack, does that count?

WifeNMama

If you don't have the plumbing that induces a raging case of pms, you are prohibited from participating in a binge. Sorry. Them's the rules.

I have plumbers crack, does that count?

There are so many things going wrong here...

ESVABelle

Uh... Why no underwear?? What the tar?

During Insanity, you're moving. A lot. Clothing should be form fitting and minimal. Otherwise, it'll be in the way or where it shouldn't.

elbandito

I learned people will apologize for the same wrongs several times, and still continue to do them.

Yeaaaah. Sorry about that.

WifeNMama

Uh... Why no underwear?? What the tar?

During Insanity, you're moving. A lot. Clothing should be form fitting and minimal. Otherwise, it'll be in the way or where it shouldn't.

So... Chafing and wedgies. Gotcha. I think I'll stick to brisk walks and weights...

ESVABelle

**Always close the curtains when working out at home
**Never wear underwear when doing Insanity
**Always potty before high intensity work-outs

hmmm.. putting all three of those together at the time makes it look like your neighbors who are peeping toms saw you peeing yourself in your underwear which in turn made you hop around like you were on fire...

More like I don't want to traumatize my neighbors (or see my own reflection...things move that shouldn't and the excessive motion is quite the de-motivator)

I don't like when underwear goes where it shouldn't, so it can't go where it shouldn't if it's not there at all

And it's really inconvenient to have to stop to go pee in the middle of a workout because one more jumping jack may just spell disaster for your internal urinary sphincter.

WifeNMama

And now that I've read the phrase "internal urinary sphincter," I think its time went to bed. :noway: :laugh: :drinker:

ESVABelle

And now that I've read the phrase "internal urinary sphincter," I think its time I went to bed.

Sorry, athletic trainer...I couldn't bring myself to just say sphincter - had to specify that it was the urinary, but that has two, so I had to further explain that it was the internal (involuntary) sphincter...

See! More learning.

WifeNMama

And now that I've read the phrase "internal urinary sphincter," I think its time I went to bed.

Sorry, athletic trainer...I couldn't bring myself to just say sphincter - had to specify that it was the urinary, but that has two, so I had to further explain that it was the internal (involuntary) sphincter...

See! More learning.

It's like sesame street... Except... Not. :-)

cschu544

I learned that some people on MFP that post threads have not learned what Google is yet... and the questions they ask usually only pertain to about .5% of the MFP population....

I've also learned that watching the biggest loser while you work out is the best motivator ever because they are always going to be working harder then you are.

Men with significant others on MFP seem to hit on any woman with boobs on the website. Yes, I'm talking to you old creepy men with children my age.

There is NO healthy food. Everything has pesticides, and we're all going to die no matter what we eat or do (says a MFP friend).

And finally, I've learned that no matter how clean you try to keep a thread, two girls one cup comes up almost immediately and I die a little more on the inside. Thank you for that.

Jeff92se

I learned that people will repeat the same advice that someone else has already given and act like they came up with it.

Also to be a good husband, you must eat pie. The whole pie

cschu544

hahahahaha, you said circle. I wonder if there any jerks that can join said circle...

Just need to go look in a couple chit chat threads and I can find plenty of jerks :-D

circle of jerks, wonder what happens when we remove *of*

Worst part of that would be looking each other in the eyes.

I wondered if you got that the first time or not, so I tried a new approach. Good answer, btw. :laugh:

I got it, was just trying to bait the trap. Just like in baseball, you take a few balls before you knock it out of the park ;-)

*giggity*

cschu544

I learned that people will repeat the same advice that someone else has already given and act like they came up with it.

Also to be a good husband, you must eat pie. The whole pie

...what if it's a meat pie?

Cait_Sidhe

I learned not to shoplift from Safeway.

d2footballJRC

I just learned that...

PMSL is not a TOM of term.
That a pound of fat is the same as a pound of bricks, which is the same as a pound of flesh..but a pound of muscle still weighs more.

WifeNMama

I learned not to shoplift from Safeway.

Not the hard way, I hope. :-P

Also, that Bacon should be a form of currency. I fully concur.

TheRoadDog

I learned to keep my opinions to myself.

JustEllieK

When I throw a big MFP BBQ it's going to be very awkward and some people will get reported.

HAHAHA! Ill report you!

_Timmeh_

I learned that some guys get jealous when their girlfriend/wife has a male interwebz friend on MFP.

Jeff92se

I learned that people will repeat the same advice that someone else has already given and act like they came up with it.

Also to be a good husband, you must eat pie. The whole pie

...what if it's a meat pie?

Chocolate, Vanilla, lemon, it's all good.