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      I wondered if you got that the first time or not, so I tried a new approach. Good answer, btw. :laugh:

      I got it, was just trying to bait the trap. Just like in baseball, you take a few balls before you knock it out of the park ;-)
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      Good points, now i'm afraid to leave my house.

      You made me lol so much I thought I woke up the kids. Careful next time. :-P
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      You made me lol so much I thought I woke up the kids. Careful next time. :-P

      Thanks, nice to get the compliment. So how does this food binge thing work.. Since you were nice to me do I order 1 pizza or do I order 3 so I don't have to order again later?
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      I got it, was just trying to bait the trap. Just like in baseball, you take a few balls before you knock it out of the park ;-)


      So. You take balls, do ya?
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      **Always close the curtains when working out at home
      **Never wear underwear when doing Insanity
      **Always potty before high intensity work-outs
    • Posts: 2,684 Member
      **Always close the curtains when working out at home
      **Never wear underwear when doing Insanity
      **Always potty before high intensity work-outs

      hmmm.. putting all three of those together at the time makes it look like your neighbors who are peeping toms saw you peeing yourself in your underwear which in turn made you hop around like you were on fire...
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      So. You take balls, do ya?

      I was trying to set something up but I dropped the ball.
    • Posts: 1,487 Member
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      I was trying to set something up but I dropped the ball.

      Is this like dropping the soap?
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
      **Always close the curtains when working out at home
      **Never wear underwear when doing Insanity
      **Always potty before high intensity work-outs

      Uh... Why no underwear?? What the tar?
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      Thanks, nice to get the compliment. So how does this food binge thing work.. Since you were nice to me do I order 1 pizza or do I order 3 so I don't have to order again later?

      If you don't have the plumbing that induces a raging case of pms, you are prohibited from participating in a binge. Sorry. Them's the rules.
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      If you don't have the plumbing that induces a raging case of pms, you are prohibited from participating in a binge. Sorry. Them's the rules.

      I have plumbers crack, does that count?
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
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      I have plumbers crack, does that count?

      There are so many things going wrong here...
    • Posts: 1,264 Member
      Uh... Why no underwear?? What the tar?

      During Insanity, you're moving. A lot. Clothing should be form fitting and minimal. Otherwise, it'll be in the way or where it shouldn't.
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      I learned people will apologize for the same wrongs several times, and still continue to do them.

      Yeaaaah. Sorry about that.
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      During Insanity, you're moving. A lot. Clothing should be form fitting and minimal. Otherwise, it'll be in the way or where it shouldn't.

      So... Chafing and wedgies. Gotcha. I think I'll stick to brisk walks and weights...
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      hmmm.. putting all three of those together at the time makes it look like your neighbors who are peeping toms saw you peeing yourself in your underwear which in turn made you hop around like you were on fire...

      More like I don't want to traumatize my neighbors (or see my own reflection...things move that shouldn't and the excessive motion is quite the de-motivator)

      I don't like when underwear goes where it shouldn't, so it can't go where it shouldn't if it's not there at all

      And it's really inconvenient to have to stop to go pee in the middle of a workout because one more jumping jack may just spell disaster for your internal urinary sphincter.
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      And now that I've read the phrase "internal urinary sphincter," I think its time went to bed. :noway: :laugh: :drinker:
    • Posts: 1,264 Member
      And now that I've read the phrase "internal urinary sphincter," I think its time I went to bed.

      Sorry, athletic trainer...I couldn't bring myself to just say sphincter - had to specify that it was the urinary, but that has two, so I had to further explain that it was the internal (involuntary) sphincter...

      See! More learning.
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      Sorry, athletic trainer...I couldn't bring myself to just say sphincter - had to specify that it was the urinary, but that has two, so I had to further explain that it was the internal (involuntary) sphincter...

      See! More learning.

      It's like sesame street... Except... Not. :-)
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      I learned that some people on MFP that post threads have not learned what Google is yet... and the questions they ask usually only pertain to about .5% of the MFP population....

      I've also learned that watching the biggest loser while you work out is the best motivator ever because they are always going to be working harder then you are.

      Men with significant others on MFP seem to hit on any woman with boobs on the website. Yes, I'm talking to you old creepy men with children my age.

      There is NO healthy food. Everything has pesticides, and we're all going to die no matter what we eat or do (says a MFP friend).

      And finally, I've learned that no matter how clean you try to keep a thread, two girls one cup comes up almost immediately and I die a little more on the inside. Thank you for that.
    • Posts: 3,369 Member
      I learned that people will repeat the same advice that someone else has already given and act like they came up with it.

      Also to be a good husband, you must eat pie. The whole pie
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      I got it, was just trying to bait the trap. Just like in baseball, you take a few balls before you knock it out of the park ;-)

      *giggity*
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      I learned that people will repeat the same advice that someone else has already given and act like they came up with it.

      Also to be a good husband, you must eat pie. The whole pie


      ...what if it's a meat pie?
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      I learned not to shoplift from Safeway.
    • Posts: 2,684 Member
      I just learned that...

      PMSL is not a TOM of term.
      That a pound of fat is the same as a pound of bricks, which is the same as a pound of flesh..but a pound of muscle still weighs more.
    • Posts: 2,876 Member
      I learned not to shoplift from Safeway.

      Not the hard way, I hope. :-P

      Also, that Bacon should be a form of currency. I fully concur.
    • Posts: 11,788 Member
      I learned to keep my opinions to myself.
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      When I throw a big MFP BBQ it's going to be very awkward and some people will get reported.

      HAHAHA! Ill report you!
    • Posts: 2,096 Member
      I learned that some guys get jealous when their girlfriend/wife has a male interwebz friend on MFP.
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      ...what if it's a meat pie?

      Chocolate, Vanilla, lemon, it's all good.
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