MFP = fitness website or dating website lol

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  • tmarie2715
    tmarie2715 Posts: 1,111 Member
    Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

    Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)
    "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

    Excellent line! I'll take the cash every time. Well, maybe 70% of the time.
  • ashleighjoy2007
    ashleighjoy2007 Posts: 150 Member
    Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".

    LMAO love this
  • sylvuz323
    sylvuz323 Posts: 468 Member
    I'm hoping it can be both. Easier to connect when you have a common interest.

    Single in LA...lol
  • msbrowneyes85
    msbrowneyes85 Posts: 101
    Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".

    :laugh: Awww I love it and need a good laugh... thanks :laugh:
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    hey im bad getting girls in person if the site helps me while i'm counting my calories it can't hurt
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    hey im bad getting girls in person if the site helps me while i'm counting my calories it can't hurt

    Changing your profile pic to something less reptilian probably wouldn't hurt, either. :tongue:
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

    LMAO! This rivals the "Pet Store/one-eyed snake" comment!
  • barkin43
    barkin43 Posts: 508 Member
    I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow? oh wait... this is a fitness site. I've got some Sugar-Free Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
    LMAO! Krull, you're hilarious!
  • gazz777
    gazz777 Posts: 722
    Not dating, but I'm hopeful. We've been married 20 years and still trying to ask her out lol. Yeah, she's on here. Some times.
  • RahBuhBuh
    RahBuhBuh Posts: 585 Member
    Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".

    :laugh: Awww I love it and need a good laugh... thanks :laugh:

    You are welcome. Its even funnier if you know how gentle and sweet my wife is. (<
    really, she didn't force me to type that).
  • toddlyons
    toddlyons Posts: 73 Member
    If it is, my wife will make me quit.

    Fortunately, no one hits on me. :smile:
  • DM_USCG21
    DM_USCG21 Posts: 28
    Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".

    This is great!!!!
  • chiera88
    chiera88 Posts: 155
    it's a fitness website but if everyone's honestly here for that, it could be a dating site too since we all already have one very important thing in common.

    funny point, my boyfriend thought it could easily be for dating too. he said a guy could look at girls pages and say "hey i love that food or that exercise" to initiate a conversation lol
  • mightymom2
    mightymom2 Posts: 312 Member
    I think anytime you get a group of people with differing opinions but pretty much the same goal (health) you'll have people flirting, hooking up, and dating. You like people who have common goals or just goals in general.

    I feel left out though...I never get hit on lol ;)

    ur not the only one :wink:
  • cherylwimmers
    cherylwimmers Posts: 14 Member
    Your wife is awesome!!!!!
  • cherylwimmers
    cherylwimmers Posts: 14 Member
    Your wife is awesome!!!!!
  • tlhpruitt
    tlhpruitt Posts: 18 Member
    ROTF...LMBO!!!
  • trill0042
    trill0042 Posts: 110 Member
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  • trill0042
    trill0042 Posts: 110 Member
    Hello,

    I am a curvy 5'6" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good wine and long walks on the beach at sunset. I like to start every day off with a good book and cup of coffee. In my free time I like to go to baseball games, play my Xbox 360 and I'm also into kinky sex.



    This is a dating site.... Right?
  • sdereski
    sdereski Posts: 3,406 Member
    Hello,

    I am a curvy 5'6" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good wine and long walks on the beach at sunset. I like to start every day off with a good book and cup of coffee. In my free time I like to go to baseball games, play my Xbox 360 and I'm also into kinky sex.



    This is a dating site.... Right?
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
    It's more like:

    "Hi, I'm a curvy, yet health-minded woman looking for a man who likes LONG walks, maybe some weight lifting, who enjoys really healthy meals, and who won't think I'm OCD because I'm frantically scribbling down every bite I eat, and who has some concept of calories counts for most restaurant foods. I also enjoy action films (you burn more calories watching them, right?), browsing for skinny clothes, and checking in at MFP frequently."

    It's a good think my DH fits this profile :happy:
  • PrincessEliNa
    PrincessEliNa Posts: 524 Member
    This isn't Facebook?

    Don't worry, I get confused about this too.

    CannibalisticVegetarian likes this.

    sooo....being a cannibalistic vegetarian means you're a vegetable, right?

    Oh geez, out of al the amusing comments on this thread, yours was the one that actually made me "laugh out loud"...
    "A vegetable -Lol-"
    :noway: Okay, going to bed now, and will hopefully wake up with an awesome-er sense of humour.
  • fitzie63
    fitzie63 Posts: 508 Member
    Keep lookin' :) you might just find the love of your life and woman of your dreams all rolled into one. Good luck!
  • bigdawg025
    bigdawg025 Posts: 774 Member
    Too many threads like this... argh.
  • capriciousmoon
    capriciousmoon Posts: 1,263 Member
    It's a dating site. I'm working on collecting a harem of beautiful ladies. The men on my friend's list are there so nobody gets suspicious.
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
    It's a dating site. I'm working on collecting a harem of beautiful ladies. The men on my friend's list are there so nobody gets suspicious.

    I KNEW there was something about you I liked.
  • paxetamore
    paxetamore Posts: 399 Member
    Hey ladies :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
    (failed attempt to hit on you lol)

    Oooo flowers for me, you are smooth :wink:
  • tish30930
    tish30930 Posts: 77 Member
    This is why my profile picture is incognito!

    PS: There's a profile picture of a guy on here that I keep seeing, and everytime I do, I keep thinking he's doing something else besides taking a picture of his awesome pecs and abs!!!! It should be rated at least "R"!!!!!!
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    its friday! let's start this bad boy back up! LOL :bigsmile:
  • nolachick
    nolachick Posts: 3,278 Member
    Hello,

    I am a curvy 5'6" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good wine and long walks on the beach at sunset. I like to start every day off with a good book and cup of coffee. In my free time I like to go to baseball games, play my Xbox 360 and I'm also into kinky sex.



    This is a dating site.... Right?

    haha love it!

    i'm a curvy 5'5" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good vodka, long walks in my beautiful neighborhood, dancing, and watching movies. I start everyday with a good beauty blog and local and international news. on my free time i like to work out, play with my dog eli who is also the sweetest dog ever so if you like me u better like my dog too, cook sometimes if i have someone to cook for ;), watch movies, do outdoorsy stuff. lol. sorry not into the kinky stuff lol.

    lol
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