MFP = fitness website or dating website lol

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  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    Hello,

    I am a curvy 5'6" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good wine and long walks on the beach at sunset. I like to start every day off with a good book and cup of coffee. In my free time I like to go to baseball games, play my Xbox 360 and I'm also into kinky sex.



    This is a dating site.... Right?

    haha love it!

    i'm a curvy 5'5" woman looking for a man to sweep me off my feet. I like good vodka, long walks in my beautiful neighborhood, dancing, and watching movies. I start everyday with a good beauty blog and local and international news. on my free time i like to work out, play with my dog eli who is also the sweetest dog ever so if you like me u better like my dog too, cook sometimes if i have someone to cook for ;), watch movies, do outdoorsy stuff. lol. sorry not into the kinky stuff lol.

    lol

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  • NNAhuja
    NNAhuja Posts: 669 Member
    LMBO! WOW!
    I'll put it this way. I'm here to change my health but if love came along, I wouldn't be opposed.
  • LexieSweetheart
    LexieSweetheart Posts: 793 Member
    there are some really nice looking guys here! so i say a lil bit of both
  • Zepplipop
    Zepplipop Posts: 33
    Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".




    LOL
  • LeggyKettleBabe
    LeggyKettleBabe Posts: 300 Member
    Urm.... I hoping its NOT a dating website. I think my wife would really frown on me dating someone else, and by "frown on" I mean hit me in the" face with a car".

    LOL i actually giggled at that one.
  • onyx1972
    onyx1972 Posts: 133 Member
    What an awesome and funny thread... ROTFLMBO
  • Karrix
    Karrix Posts: 288
    Oh, hello everyone. :wink:
  • Monica_has_a_goal
    Monica_has_a_goal Posts: 694 Member
    Wow people..you are too funny! :laugh:
  • Neets86
    Neets86 Posts: 20 Member
    I will gladly take any unwanted sexual advances.

    HAHA....what she said :wink:

    Best.thread.ever
  • scepterian
    scepterian Posts: 35
    I'd say "Grocery Store"= Place to buy food or pick up women. :-)
  • Ripken818836701
    Ripken818836701 Posts: 607 Member
    Hell, I thought it was a pet store....

    It isn't?! ...So the one-eyed snake that some guy wanted to show me in private the other day wasn't... I think I need to sit down.

    Bahaha! Awesome.

    One eyes snake??? I think it just became a Petting Zoo!!!
    LMAO!!
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