MFP = fitness website or dating website lol

6heatherb6

Hell, I thought it was a pet store....

I'm with you big fella!!

Krull_the_WarriorKing

Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

Only if you wear that bacon bra

I would marry the chick in my pic just because of the bacon bra

REBEE17

False alarm. I thought it was an anaconda, but once I took off my glasses, I realized twas merely a tadpole. Apparently the man can't tell his amphibians from his reptiles. :yawn:

OMG! I lost it. Tears..tears...

HMD7703

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I agree, hubby better watch for all those guys with hot pics and never what to meet in person :laugh:

Your hubby is jealous too?

:embarassed: I don't have a hubby. I like women all the way everyday :happy:

Thanks for the much needed clarification hahaha
:blushing:

bry_all01

Hell, I thought it was a pet store....

I'm with you big fella!!

I'm ALL woman!!! Rawr!

RhonndaJ

I would like to thank you all for giving me a good laugh this afternoon, it was needed.

~wanders off muttering about always being the wallflower~

masterfitness4u

:laugh:

Hell, I thought it was a pet store....

It isn't?! ...So the one-eyed snake that some guy wanted to show me in private the other day wasn't... I think I need to sit down.

Now that's funny, not the guy telling you, but really thinking it was a snake. Was it a garden or anacanda?

Oh my! Good question - I'd like to know as well, and then send me his screen name if anaconda. :laugh:

False alarm. I thought it was an anaconda, but once I took off my glasses, I realized twas merely a tadpole. Apparently the man can't tell his amphibians from his reptiles. :yawn:

Soon to be a guy that has all his hot lady friends delete him due to his shortcumings.

REBEE17

I'm new to the forums (and to MFP itself- about a month in) and you guys are hysterical!

Thanks for making my afternoon.

Jeff92se

Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:

Krull_the_WarriorKing

I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow? oh wait... this is a fitness site. I've got some Sugar-Free Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

PepeGreggerton

Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:

HAHA awesome

masterfitness4u

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I agree, hubby better watch for all those guys with hot pics and never what to meet in person :laugh:

Your hubby is jealous too?

:embarassed: I don't have a hubby. I like women all the way everyday :happy:

Thanks for the much needed clarification hahaha
:blushing:

I know my chest has gotten bigger and fuller and rounder and there is no hair there, but yep all guy parts. :happy:

Carl01

Dear ladies of MFP...

Fit4Kateri

Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)

PepeGreggerton

This thread is monopolizing my time... must.... work....

masterfitness4u

:laugh:

Dear ladies of MFP...

Just been waiting for that since I read the first one. Classic

CannibalisticVegetarian

Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:

I see what you did there.

nopeekiepeekie

This thread is monopolizing my time... must.... work....

i have the same problem, but since it's my day off ..... must.... work...... out....!

jenbit

Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:

Ok loved this.
Honestly whats the harm in flirting. Im single so no one's gonna get upset with me. Just remeber its all in good fun :drinker:

Krull_the_WarriorKing

Excuse me <insert MFP Screen name here>, Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

Can you get fired for laughing loudly at your desk? (I'm a sucker for cheesy pick up lines)

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

JHolder1979

So there I was looking from a distance.. Just watching the moisture slide down those elegant curves... I knew right then I had to have some.... Wait this is still AA right? Lol

silvergurl518

I've got some Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow? oh wait... this is a fitness site. I've got some Sugar-Free Skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?

^this. *gigglesnort*

tageekly

Apparently most of you had some misohorny soup for lunch :laugh:

Yup. But I got the recipe on MFP so it's all good - logged it and made sure to drink some extra water to account for the sodium intake.

NeshBeMe

Who said you can't get healthy AND meet the love of your life at the same time? Anything's possible, right?? lol

nolachick

Sooo you're saying this ISN'T a dating site???

lol

This is my new MFP dating profile about me section:

I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

PepeGreggerton

Sooo you're saying this ISN'T a dating site???

lol

This is my new MFP dating profile about me section:

I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Think it will work? If not I might have to bust out some cheesy pick up lines.

Pollywog39

I am married, please promise not to flirt with me. We must only talk about the weather and rainbows. LMAO

How YOU doin'? didja see that rainbow last week?

lol.

KatieJane83

<<<<<<<< going through this thread adding every girl that thinks this is a dating site....... :flowerforyou:

This cracks me up!

lniffa

Dear ladies of MFP...

Nothin, just having some misohorny soup. I had to use it, was freaking hilarious!!!

KatieJane83

Sooo you're saying this ISN'T a dating site???

lol

This is my new MFP dating profile about me section:

I once lost a needle in a haystack and then found it. I breed prizewinning fish sticks. A long time ago I discovered a very small cucumber is called a gherkin. In my free time I have written a thesaurus that included an emphasis on one syllable words. Just recently I have discovered why the chicken crossed the road. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Think it will work? If not I might have to bust out some cheesy pick up lines.

Dude, cheesy pick up lines always rock!