What are your "Turn-Offs"?

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  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    BAD HYGEINE. Closed minded. Lack of adventure. Lack of humor.
  • mandeiko
    mandeiko Posts: 1,657 Member
    What women want in a man at age 25:
    1. Handsome
    2. Charming
    3. Financially successful
    4. A caring listener
    5. Witty
    6. In good shape
    7. Dresses with style
    8. Appreciates finer things
    9. Full of thoughtful surprises
    10. An imaginative, romantic lover

    What women want in a man at age 35:
    1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
    2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
    3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
    4. Listens more than talks
    5. Laughs at my jokes
    6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
    7. Owns at least one tie
    8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
    9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
    10. Seeks romance at least once a week

    What women want in a man at age 45:
    1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
    2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
    3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
    4. Nods head when I'm talking
    5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
    6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
    7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
    8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
    9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
    10. Shaves most weekends

    What women want in a man at age 55:
    1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
    2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
    3. Doesn't borrow money too often
    4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
    5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
    6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
    7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
    8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
    9. Remembers your name on occasion
    10. Shaves some weekends

    What women want in a man at age 65:
    1. Doesn't scare small children
    2. Remembers where bathroom is
    3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
    4. Only snores lightly when asleep
    5. Remembers why he's laughing
    6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
    7. Usually wears some clothes
    8. Likes soft foods
    9. Remembers where he left his teeth
    10. Remembers that it's the weekend

    What women want in a man at age 75:
    1. Breathing
    2. Doesn't miss the toilet

    LOL LOVE this and it's so true! What I looked for in someone at 23 certainly isn't what I am looking for now

    OMG SO FUNNY!!!!
  • Mallory0418
    Mallory0418 Posts: 723 Member
    Disrespectfulness
    Lack of motivation
    No sense of humor
    TOO sensitive
    Being totally unobservant (Ladies, you know what I'm talking about)
    Bad Breath
  • StacySkinny
    StacySkinny Posts: 984 Member
    Lack of nudity

    Your body is a turn ON!

    Not mine! lol I do my partner a favor by NOT getting fully nude, thank you very much. lol :P
  • luvmydog2
    luvmydog2 Posts: 243 Member
    Control freaks ..
    And i love me types ..
    Thongs ..on feet ..
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    ...won't let you touch her jujubees
  • toabetterlifestyle
    toabetterlifestyle Posts: 230
    Bad breath, bad teeth, too cocky, flirtatious (other people than you), way too many sexual partners, lacking passion, lacking commitment, cursing is okay, but not 5x a sentence..
  • CommandaPanda
    CommandaPanda Posts: 451 Member
    Military women.

    At ease, there killer

    Well, 1 in 30 are pretty wonderful. I'll assume you're a part of the minority then =]
  • becky2967
    becky2967 Posts: 124
    rudeness, ignorance, selfish. bad breath, unloyal, liers, people that drink loads, know it alls, mardyness, messy.. quite a list actually!
  • amfaery
    amfaery Posts: 267 Member
    putting up shirtless pictures, being boring, tuning women out, no sense of humor, playing video games, I agree with spitting that is just gross, I could keep going but I wont :)
  • driaxx
    driaxx Posts: 314 Member
    has no ambition
  • bpurc22
    bpurc22 Posts: 180 Member
    Promiscuity
    Shallowness
    Arrogance
    The need to flaunt your body
    Drinking excessively
    Smoking
    Stupidity

    I found her :)
  • musicaljessica
    musicaljessica Posts: 105
    Spitting. Eww and eww.

    Ewww ewww ewww!!
  • musicaljessica
    musicaljessica Posts: 105
    Drinking lots, smoking, flirting with other women, spending more time on laptop/phone than me, laziness, no ambition, low intelligence (I like someone I can have a chat with), boring...
  • SandersWifey
    SandersWifey Posts: 387
    Hearing them say....

    "I live with my parents and don't have a job."
  • sheppeyescapee
    sheppeyescapee Posts: 329 Member
    Smoking
    Possessiveness
    Jealousy
    Takes themselves too seriously
    Need someone who challenges me intellectually
    Shallowness
    Narrow minded
    Homophobic/racist/disablist
  • GoCanada
    GoCanada Posts: 92 Member
    Inability to compromise.
  • Scorpioangel
    Scorpioangel Posts: 951 Member
    Oh gosh I can name plenty LOL :)
    1. Belching and not saying excuse me or doing it over and over again
    2. Farting
    3. Lack of confidence
    4. No ambition
    5. Lack of motivation for anything
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    as long as they don't wear socks to bed, i don't care.
  • nadiatiara
    nadiatiara Posts: 8 Member
    it'll turns me off when someone is arrogant, careless, rude, liar, backstabber and *****y. I just can't stand those kinds of attitudes.
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    A nice old one.



    Arrogance. Major turn off.
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    Smoking.
    Having a kid.
    Cheating.

    Those are mine. I can deal with just about everything else.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Smoking. BLECH! No way.
  • Beezil
    Beezil Posts: 1,677 Member
    I think the worst one for me has to be bad hygiene... It's one thing to be kind of scruffy or dirty from WORKING. But to just be gross, lazy, and not wear clean clothes? I wouldn't even look twice.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Third time a dude I was seeing was ever at my house he took a dump, naked, with the door open.


    Done.
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    No pulse! :laugh: :huh:
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    No pulse! :laugh: :huh:
    picky picky geez....

    basically the know it all and can't shut the f up to listen types
  • CookieCatCatcher
    CookieCatCatcher Posts: 324 Member
    Not being aggressive enough... These sissy boys make me want to club a baby seal.
  • hbrittingham
    hbrittingham Posts: 2,518 Member
    Third time a dude I was seeing was ever at my house he took a dump, naked, with the door open.


    Done.

    LOL. I'd have to agree with you!

    Bad hygiene is a huge turn off.
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