What did you give me that for????

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  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    MY exboyfrinds grandmother gave me a night gown for Christmas . One of those long flannel cover up types. Couple of problems with this 1we live in south florida if I wear it I'll die 2 its was a size XXXL when I was an XL I looked like I was swimming in it.3 I dont wear pj to sleep.
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
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    A California Pizza Kitchen gift card. They were trying to sabotage me and KILL me with processed foods and chemicals.
  • BeautifulScarsWECHANGED
    BeautifulScarsWECHANGED Posts: 749 Member
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    My ex-husband bought me a car. Awesome right? It turns out, it was stolen....not by him though, by the guy who "sold" it to him. :huh:
  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
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    When I was like 9, there was a Cuban kid that lived next door who gave me frilly underwear for Christmas and insisted it was a tradition in Cuba. I don't know if it is or not, but it was kind of creepy.

    I'm Cuban. It's not.


    But by jove I will make it a tradition now!

    I was happier pretending it was! :laugh:
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
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    vampire porn novel from my fiance's male cousin...infront of his entire family. My son kept asking me if it's his new bedtime stories. CREEPY!!:sick:
  • AmyLRed
    AmyLRed Posts: 894 Member
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    wow, these are great!!
    My grandmother is fantastic about buying useless gifts. Usually its just the horrendously ugly sweater or something. My husband is 6'4" and about a 170lbs. (yeah, i know!) Anyhow, his nana is Japanese and is less than 4'6", so to her, he is a giant. Every year she gets him a shirt. A really, really, really big shirt! I usually wear them to bed :)
  • LuneBleu85
    LuneBleu85 Posts: 217
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    My mother gave me a leopard print thong in my stocking when I was about 15... I was mortified. My family is very conservative so this was very odd.:embarassed:

    Also, my grandma always give me the creepiest cherub christmas ornaments...they always look a bit sinister. But I love my grandma so I put them on my tree and say thanks :smile:
  • fakeplastictree
    fakeplastictree Posts: 836 Member
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    Martha Stewart Bowls. Very strange....
  • xMedullaOblongatax
    xMedullaOblongatax Posts: 136
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    When I was 10, I got a Barbie doll.

    When I was 10, I was a tomboy who played in the mud, made little forts out of sod and concrete blocks, started campfires in said forts, threw rocks, played "army" outside all day, never wore "sissy" skirts or dresses, and swore like a sailor. YES, I'D LIKE A BARBIE DOLL PLEASE.

    I wear dresses nowadays, and don't throw rocks, build forts, or play in the mud anymore.

    But I still swear like a sailor ;)
  • robinxhope
    robinxhope Posts: 125 Member
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    I got a multi-tool this year! But I actually wanted it.
  • skierxjes
    skierxjes Posts: 938 Member
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    I was given a tshirt that said, "I beat anorexia"
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
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    can't say i've had a really bad christmas gift........

    but if we're going for not normal. how about a .22 handgun. lol. christmas present from the hubby a few years ago.
  • k121777
    k121777 Posts: 306
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    when I was 15 or 16 my Grandma gave me a basket with pads, tampons and underwear. :noway:

    I THINK WE FOUND OURSELVES A WINNER! LOLOLOLOL!!!! That is so funny!
  • k121777
    k121777 Posts: 306
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    When my brother and his ex were still married she gave me an 'Orgasm Donor' t-shirt. In front of the whole family.
    She was from crazytown so it was to be expected.

    I am laughing so hard I'm CRYING!
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
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    A California Pizza Kitchen gift card. They were trying to sabotage me and KILL me with processed foods and chemicals.

    :laugh:
  • LeanMeanFitnessMachine
    LeanMeanFitnessMachine Posts: 659
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    I got a compass one year. Don't know why since I don't even know how to use one :P
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
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    A pair of pliers that fold up and fit in my pocket. :indifferent:
    I was given something similar. Extremely useful gift, which I carry in my car, and which as proved itself invaluable many times. Perhaps tools are best given to those who are smart enough to use them.
    when I was 15 or 16 my Grandma gave me a basket with pads, tampons and underwear. :noway:
    Puberty is coming earlier with every generation. She probably thought she was "preparing" you for the time your period started.
    My grandma gave me a tool for the car so you can cut the seatbelt or break the window if needed. Thanks for the doomsday thoughts.
    Or maybe she thought it would save your life...

    Shocking to realise what a truly ungrateful bunch of members we have on this site....
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,495 Member
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    A pair of pliers that fold up and fit in my pocket. :indifferent:
    I was given something similar. Extremely useful gift, which I carry in my car, and which as proved itself invaluable many times. Perhaps tools are best given to those who are smart enough to use them.
    when I was 15 or 16 my Grandma gave me a basket with pads, tampons and underwear. :noway:
    Puberty is coming earlier with every generation. She probably thought she was "preparing" you for the time your period started.
    My grandma gave me a tool for the car so you can cut the seatbelt or break the window if needed. Thanks for the doomsday thoughts.
    Or maybe she thought it would save your life...

    Shocking to realise what a truly ungrateful bunch of members we have on this site....

    Ok seriously I was 13, 3 years away from even needing it. So maybe grandma did wanna save my life but at 13 it was odd.
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
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    Every party needs a pooper. :indifferent:
  • anzabeth
    anzabeth Posts: 45
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    I once got an egg separater shaped like a person's head. The whites poured out of the nose. EEEWWW!

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