FUNNIES.....:) we all need a laugh!

Jamie145

I wanted to make a topic to make people smile and or laugh. SO i thought this wud be a good way to post funny pics or funny jokes!

So if anyone has anything funny to share here ya go!! laugh away!! :0)


Thank u "Losers'!!!

Pollywog39

Jamie145

^^^ LOL

ok now i have so many funny pics now i dont know how to add them on here lmao

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

CaptainGordo

[img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News Pages/Entertainment/images-2/ziggy-cartoon-3.jpg[/img]

Oh, Ziggy. You kill me, every time! :laugh:

Jamie145

how do we post the pics on here?

CaptainGordo

how do we post the pics on here?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/393926-how-do-i-post-a-picture-in-the-forums

Jamie145

thank u

Jamie145

Jamie145

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MissMisery1313

Jamie145

ImKindOfABigDeal40

A cannibal wife and husband sit down to eat the clown they captured and killed for supper. The husband turns to the wife and says, "does this taste funny to you?"

CaptainGordo

Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog liking it's own you-know-whats.

First guy says, "Man! I wish i could do that."

Second guy responds, "You should probably make sure he doesn't bite first."

msqdpie

*bump*

AmberMagdalena

LONG BUT FUNNY!

Last week was my birthday and I didn't
feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
he barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the
office,
Do We?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said,
'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my husband
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

On the couch....

Naked.

tigersword

calvert6183

So you think your life is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...

You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with
11 other guys
And the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother

Funny, im stealing.

La_Amazona

this one cracks me up every time!!! :laugh: :laugh:

La_Amazona

LONG BUT FUNNY!

Last week was my birthday and I didn't
feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,

'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
he barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast

and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the
office,
Do We?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said,
'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my husband
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

On the couch....

Naked.

hahahahahahaha

MissMisery1313

Jamie145

hahaha

happybrooke

Oh these are funny! Just what I needed today!

jennajava

Jamie145

giggles_0905

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Jamie145

LOL!

Jamie145

robpett2001

Okay, I'm a little late for Christmas, but this is one of my all-time favorites.

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each show me something that symbolizes Christmas, in order to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "This represents a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates," said Saint Peter.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do THOSE symbolize?"

The man replied, "These are Carol's."

Jamie145

A newly married couple who werre still abit shy with each other when it comes to talking about sex, would refer to it as "doing the laundry". One night the husband turns to the wife and says, "Sweetie, do you feel like doing the laundry?" The wife responds, "Oh honey, I'm kinda tired. Maybe we could do the laundry tomorrow night." The husband says okay, no problem and rolls over to go to sleep. The wife, lying there for a few minutes, starts to feel bad for saying no. So she turns to him and says, "I've changed my mind, let's do the laundry." To which he replys, "Oh that's okay darling, it was a small load, I did it by hand." :laugh:

hahahaha thats a good one