FUNNIES.....:) we all need a laugh!

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  • sofy993
    sofy993 Posts: 17 Member
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    Hahahahahhahahahahaha
    I loved this post

    Jamie great Idea ^^
  • sew1222
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  • AudgePaudge
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  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
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    These are SO great! Thank you OP for starting this!
  • stephiejones
    stephiejones Posts: 54
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    bumb cause some of these are really funny :laugh:
  • Jamie145
    Jamie145 Posts: 164 Member
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    :) yur welcome
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me...
    It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
    just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'


    And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
  • AudgePaudge
    AudgePaudge Posts: 537 Member
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  • Jamie145
    Jamie145 Posts: 164 Member
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    Hahahahahhahahahahaha
    I loved this post

    Jamie great Idea ^^

    :)
  • mandasimba
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  • Sloth_Jog
    Sloth_Jog Posts: 76
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    hahaha

    :laugh: Kind of explains what happened around here last Halloween...
  • Jamie145
    Jamie145 Posts: 164 Member
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    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me...
    It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
    just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'


    And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.


    hahahahahaha!!
  • tallen3687
    tallen3687 Posts: 244 Member
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    Jamie, THANKS! I loved the Betty White one and the condoms in the car one!!!
  • AudgePaudge
    AudgePaudge Posts: 537 Member
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    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me...
    It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
    just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'


    And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

    HAHA! That is horribly funny!!!
  • Jamie145
    Jamie145 Posts: 164 Member
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    Jamie, THANKS! I loved the Betty White one and the condoms in the car one!!!


    yur so welcome! laughing is good for us! :)
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  • onefitdiva
    onefitdiva Posts: 331 Member
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    This thread is great! These are awesome!!!
  • MissMisery1313
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  • Jamie145
    Jamie145 Posts: 164 Member
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    LMFAO
  • nikkif87
    nikkif87 Posts: 193 Member
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    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
    One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 bill would fall out onto the sidewalk

    Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."

    "Oh, really? Darn it!" said the old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them...thanks for telling
    me officer."

    "Well now, not so fast," said the cop. "Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it did you?"

    "Oh,no,no" said the lady. "You see, my back yard is right next to the golf course. A lot of golfers come
    and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden. It used to really tick me off.
    Kills the flowers you know. Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?'

    So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers. Every time some
    guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say 'OK buddy! Give me $20 or
    it comes off!'

    "Well, that seems only fair," said the cop laughing. "OK. Good luck! oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"

    "Not everybody pays."

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